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The Whose pet-can-take-the-biggest-dump contest

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Soup, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. Soup

    Soup Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 24, 2002 Messages: 4,425 Likes Received: 282
    So I really want to know, just who's animal can take the biggest dump! Here's how the contest works, if your pet one day takes a dump larger than usual, mail it to 1055 Pine street, San Francisco, 94109, and if it's the biggest dump recieved you win a prize!
     
  2. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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  3. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    let me guess..


    the judge doesnt know about the contest yet??
     
  4. skullnbones

    skullnbones Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2004 Messages: 3,759 Likes Received: 53
    on a similar note. last week i witnessed a kid watching his dog shit in the park.



    he was laying on his front with his face about 2 inches from the dogs arsehole :huh2:
     
  5. Sparoism

    Sparoism Guest

    I can eat fifty eggs.
     
  6. SF1

    SF1 Elite Member

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    :haha:
     
  7. NightOwl

    NightOwl Member

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  8. If my little brother counts as a pet, I will win this contest easily. He left a turd the other day that was almost as wide as a CD. No joke.
     
  9. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    dude i can take a dump the size of a full size record...
     
  10. I mean wide, as in thickness. Not length.
     
  11. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    whoa..

    your bros got a huge asshole...?
     
  12. I'm guessing. I don't think he can fart.
     
  13. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    it just comes out as a light breeze or like steam rising from a pot on a stove
     
  14. Wire

    Wire New Jack

    Joined: Aug 28, 2005 Messages: 86 Likes Received: 0
    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  15. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
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