OptimusPrime Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 answering machine: "stop calling me you collegen ingected bitch". voice mail: "eat shit and die cum stain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 at home "leave a message" cell phone "stop calling me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 voicemail: 15 secs of dj cam's "bronx theme" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 answering machine- "i cant answer the phone right now, my tounge is inlodged in your mothers asshole" voicemail- "taking a piss, your mom will be able to call you back after she swallows" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLSATAN Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 my friends answering machine "shaune, adam and loser are not in right now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 cellphone......hello....whats up whos this...no doubt do me a favor....leave a message.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 don't have one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Old message: Hey asshole leave a message this time. I dont have caller id. Prospective jobs that were calling weren't impressed at being called assholes so i changed it to something a lot less clever. new message: Hello nobody is available to take your call. Please leave a message and i wil return your call as soon as possible. I dont call myself that much so that may not be it word for word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 "Beeeeeelieve it or not, George isn't at home, please leave aaaaa messaaage at the beep.....I must be out, or else I'd pick up, wheeere could I beee?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 home: hey.....leave your message after the BEAT! (me on drums) BADDA BUDDUH BADDAHDDAHDDAH BUDDUH BOODDUH CRASH!.....beep. used to be....: allo....come touch my monkey.....after the beep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 beep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 old voicemail message: "livin' wit' my moms" by Thirston Howl III new voicemail message: a mixture of "Clouds by Cibo Matto and a snippet from the last episode of "FLCL" ...I get really bored at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Clampett Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 shaniqua ain't here right now, if you'd fuck off and die, maybe she'll come back. *BEEP* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 "This is the T-Mobile voice mssg service, please leave a mssg after the bleep" bleeeeeep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISE Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 http://phonelosers.org/answering_machines.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 old message: hello?...oh hey what's up...not bad...leave a message after the beep. new message: please leave a message after the tone BZZZZ(in a robotic voice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 im not here, leave a message, ill call you back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 i've never called myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Hell yeah Dr. Dazzle. funny episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 my cell phone vicemail has bjork singing "all is full of love" live. i called my cell phone while i was at her concert and recorded her as my message. yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Originally posted by se_FOUR "This is the T-Mobile voice mssg service, please leave a mssg after the bleep" bleeeeeep haha, im on that shockingly poor network too voice mail: there is a reason why i didnt pick up. take the hint." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 i need a new voicemail message. my shit's tired. time fo some akshun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow my cell phone vicemail has bjork singing "all is full of love" live. i called my cell phone while i was at her concert and recorded her as my message. yay that's dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RASTAKINOVER Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 .......handle that..... BEEP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest keep Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 hello............who is this?............oh, hey whats up........TO LEAVE A VOICE..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 CELLY VOICEMAIL NEXTEL LETS YOU HAVE MULTIPLE VOICEMAILS *FIRST ONE* One 44, two 45's 3 loaded clips, 4 niggas roll, one nigga drives 500 Benz, 6 reasons why This kid should die We shootin every motherfucker outside *SECOND ONE* YO WUTTUP, ITS ME I CANT PICK UP THE JACK RIGHT NOW, AND IF THIS THE SECOND OR THIRD TIME YOU LEFT A MESSAGE.... Ooh Yeeeah, They on my dick, Get off my dick My dick (my dick) my dick (my dick) My dick my dick my dick Get off my dick.. my dick my dick my dick Get offff myyy dick! Get off my dick (my dick) my dick (my dick) My dick my dick my dick Get off my dick.. my dick my dick my dick Get offff myyy dick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stats-KC- Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 Re: CELLY VOICEMAIL Originally posted by MEROJUANA *SECOND ONE* YO WUTTUP, ITS ME I CANT PICK UP THE JACK RIGHT NOW, AND IF THIS THE SECOND OR THIRD TIME YOU LEFT A MESSAGE.... Ooh Yeeeah, They on my dick, Get off my dick My dick (my dick) my dick (my dick) My dick my dick my dick Get off my dick.. my dick my dick my dick Get offff myyy dick! Get off my dick (my dick) my dick (my dick) My dick my dick my dick Get off my dick.. my dick my dick my dick Get offff myyy dick! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 DOOD FUCKING GUYD KID IM AT A WICKED KEGGAH RIGHT NOW DOOD, GET A RED CUP DOOD AND COME TO THE PAAAAAHK GUY KID. oh man. it was so obnixious. its accually not like this anymore because we got so many complaints about it. not its the begining of a bestie boys song. "yo i dont hang out with those guys. i aint got nothing to do with those dudes." "yeah i saw youre female with em too whats up with her?i hear shes givin it out to aaaaaaaalllll those grafitti guys" "yo shut the fuck up, chico man." "ill paint 3 of those murals for some of that ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 Mobile: Dizzee Rascal Quote ' Don't talk about wifey, shes not mine, She got batreezed six in a line, believe thats not a good sign!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 opening to at the drive in: enfilade. for those of you that dont know.... *ringing* girl (sounding rather scared...): hello? dude with odd raspy voice: hello mother leapord. i have your cub. you must protect her. but that will be expensive. 10,000 colanuts wrapped in brown paper. midnight. behind the box. i'll be the hyena. you'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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