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**the what's on your answering machine superthread**

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by OptimusPrime, Sep 16, 2003.

  1. OptimusPrime

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    **the what's on your answering machine superthread**

    Discussion started by OptimusPrime - Sep 16, 2003

    answering machine: "stop calling me you collegen ingected bitch".

    voice mail: "eat shit and die cum stain"
     
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  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

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    at home "leave a message"

    cell phone "stop calling me"
     
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  3. Sarah Tonin

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    voicemail: 15 secs of dj cam's "bronx theme"
     
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    taco bell bomber - Replied Sep 16, 2003

    answering machine- "i cant answer the phone right now, my tounge is inlodged in your mothers asshole"

    voicemail- "taking a piss, your mom will be able to call you back after she swallows"
     
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    my friends answering machine
    "shaune, adam and loser are not in right now"
     
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  6. 2 blaazed

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    cellphone......hello....whats up whos this...no doubt do me a favor....leave a message....
     
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  7. Dick Quickwood

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    don't have one
     
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  8. mr.yuck

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    mr.yuck - Replied Sep 16, 2003

    Old message: Hey asshole leave a message this time. I dont have caller id.

    Prospective jobs that were calling weren't impressed at being called assholes so i changed it to something a lot less clever.

    new message: Hello nobody is available to take your call. Please leave a message and i wil return your call as soon as possible.

    I dont call myself that much so that may not be it word for word
     
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    "Beeeeeelieve it or not, George isn't at home, please leave aaaaa messaaage at the beep.....I must be out, or else I'd pick up, wheeere could I beee?"
     
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    CRAMPS - Replied Sep 17, 2003

    home: hey.....leave your message after the BEAT! (me on drums) BADDA BUDDUH BADDAHDDAHDDAH BUDDUH BOODDUH CRASH!.....beep.




    used to be....: allo....come touch my monkey.....after the beep.
     
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    beep.
     
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    old voicemail message: "livin' wit' my moms" by Thirston Howl III

    new voicemail message: a mixture of "Clouds by Cibo Matto and a snippet from the last episode of "FLCL"

    ...I get really bored at times.
     
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    shaniqua ain't here right now, if you'd fuck off and die, maybe she'll come back. *BEEP*
     
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    se_FOUR - Replied Sep 17, 2003

    "This is the T-Mobile voice mssg service, please leave a mssg after the bleep" bleeeeeep
     
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