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The Unrecomended Movie Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SPORTO, Sep 4, 2005.

  1. SPORTO

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    The Unrecomended Movie Thread

    Discussion started by SPORTO - Sep 4, 2005

    This thread is the thread you wish you hada read,
    before you blew that 5 dollors or 5 euro, in your local video store,

    Yous, like me, might nota set foot in a video store for months.

    Then when its stay'n in (cause dbitch says so) for wine, chinese, & a dvd,
    blockbuster is lke a flashback room, all that shit you saw on bilboards,
    on TV adverts, sublim advertising etc... fucks you up & you end up renting......
    ...............



    'Envy'

    with Jack Black & that Jew guy with pinned back ears.
    Vanity Fare.

    'XxX 2'

    Turned it of & fucked of.

    'From the Cradle to the Grave'

    Jet Lees kicks wernt enough, + it was shiT.
     
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    gren1 bnc - Replied Sep 4, 2005

    resident evil. compared to the games, i straight didnt rate that shizzle.
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Sep 4, 2005

    Kazaam

    The last action hero

    Black knight

    Any steven Segal movie made after 1996

    You got served

    Divine secrets of the yaya sisterhood

    Monster

    Hitch

    Vertical limit

    Open water

    Cat woman
     
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    SPORTO - Replied Sep 4, 2005

    So, anyways.

    This anit a Movie I hate thread.

    Its like. I rented this new release.

    And the cover was cool etc...

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

    I'll warn the 12oz heads
     
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    SPORTO - Replied Sep 4, 2005

    Shit, I was gonna rent MONSTER.
    just cause I saw the documentry on the bitch on Discovery CH.


    So, its Know good.

    saved me 5.
     
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    Napoleon Dynamite
     
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    beardofzeus - Replied Sep 4, 2005

    um,
    white noise...if you want to watch micheal keaton listen and record static on videotapes for 2 hours then check it. I made it through the first half before losing interest)
    kicking and screaming(watched on the airplane, hoping to cure my boredom, i was disappointed)
    boogeyman(garbage)
    Actually most big budget movies these days are terrible.
     
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    Alexander
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Sep 4, 2005

    My mission is complete, i wished someone could have saved me before i sat through that shit. And she won an oscar for that? I dont care if she was the first black woman to get it, it should have gone to someone who deserved it
     
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    Forrest Gump
     
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    oldboy
     
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    the Original

    Old Boy

    Is d;function
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Sep 4, 2005

    My mission is complete, i wished someone could have saved me before i sat through that shit. And she won an oscar for that? I dont care if she was the first black woman to get it, it should have gone to someone who deserved it
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    You're thinking of Monster's Ball, Monster is the one about the female serial killer. I kinda liked both movies.



    Skeleton Key is pretty much a waste of money, it's alright until the ending which ruins it.
     
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    Goldmember. I watched the first 15 minutes and it was all penis jokes. Mike Myers should have killed himself after he made Wayne's World.
     
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    Biggus Dickus - Replied Sep 4, 2005

    I saw an interview with Mike Meyers after goldmember came out where he was saying that if it was up to him he'd put out another Austin Powers movie every 3 years for the rest of his life.

    Thankfully, Hollywood had more common sense for once.
     
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