SPORTO Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 This thread is the thread you wish you hada read, before you blew that 5 dollors or 5 euro, in your local video store, Yous, like me, might nota set foot in a video store for months. Then when its stay'n in (cause dbitch says so) for wine, chinese, & a dvd, blockbuster is lke a flashback room, all that shit you saw on bilboards, on TV adverts, sublim advertising etc... fucks you up & you end up renting...... ............... 'Envy' with Jack Black & that Jew guy with pinned back ears. Vanity Fare. 'XxX 2' Turned it of & fucked of. 'From the Cradle to the Grave' Jet Lees kicks wernt enough, + it was shiT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 resident evil. compared to the games, i straight didnt rate that shizzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Kazaam The last action hero Black knight Any steven Segal movie made after 1996 You got served Divine secrets of the yaya sisterhood Monster Hitch Vertical limit Open water Cat woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 So, anyways. This anit a Movie I hate thread. Its like. I rented this new release. And the cover was cool etc... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I'll warn the 12oz heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted September 4, 2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2005 Shit, I was gonna rent MONSTER. just cause I saw the documentry on the bitch on Discovery CH. So, its Know good. saved me 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Napoleon Dynamite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 um, white noise...if you want to watch micheal keaton listen and record static on videotapes for 2 hours then check it. I made it through the first half before losing interest) kicking and screaming(watched on the airplane, hoping to cure my boredom, i was disappointed) boogeyman(garbage) Actually most big budget movies these days are terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Alexander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Originally posted by SPORTO@Sep 4 2005, 04:08 PM Shit, I was gonna rent MONSTER. just cause I saw the documentry on the bitch on Discovery CH. So, its Know good. saved me 5. Quoted post My mission is complete, i wished someone could have saved me before i sat through that shit. And she won an oscar for that? I dont care if she was the first black woman to get it, it should have gone to someone who deserved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Forrest Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigan Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 oldboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted September 5, 2005 Author Share Posted September 5, 2005 the Original Old Boy Is d;function Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Sep 4 2005, 11:36 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Sep 4 2005, 11:36 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SPORTO@Sep 4 2005, 04:08 PM Shit, I was gonna rent MONSTER. just cause I saw the documentry on the bitch on Discovery CH. So, its Know good. saved me 5. Quoted post My mission is complete, i wished someone could have saved me before i sat through that shit. And she won an oscar for that? I dont care if she was the first black woman to get it, it should have gone to someone who deserved it Quoted post [/b] You're thinking of Monster's Ball, Monster is the one about the female serial killer. I kinda liked both movies. Skeleton Key is pretty much a waste of money, it's alright until the ending which ruins it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Goldmember. I watched the first 15 minutes and it was all penis jokes. Mike Myers should have killed himself after he made Wayne's World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 I saw an interview with Mike Meyers after goldmember came out where he was saying that if it was up to him he'd put out another Austin Powers movie every 3 years for the rest of his life. Thankfully, Hollywood had more common sense for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Could seriously be the shittest movie I have ever seen in my life. Disgustingly boring. It's so bad you'll laugh. Fucking shithouse boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Originally posted by CinchedWaist@Sep 4 2005, 05:28 PM Alexander Quoted post I agree that shit sucked. and i know this isnt on video yet, but transporter 2. pppplease please please dont waste your money on this like i did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
price check on violence Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 transporter two in the words of dave chappelle "i wish i had 2 mo hands so i could give you bitches fo thumbs down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 The grudge... that movie SUCKED DICK.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 monster was fucking dope skeleton key sucks cock deuce bigalow european jigalow sucks cock state property 2 sucks cock any matrix but the original sucks cock {edit: matrix>matric) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 anger management shallow hal gigli glitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 club dread dickie roberts:child star monster in law (or anything with jennifer lopez in it for that matter, except the cell). that one movie with drew barrymore where her boyfriend is a major baseball nut. that sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 club dread He's not kidding on this one. A friend got suckered into buying this because the "Super Troopers" guys did it. Worst movie EVAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 HAHAHA.club dread sucked horribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 truly. i was promised wayyyyy more titties than were delivered. 3 emphatic thumbs down (one of those being my flacid penis) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Originally posted by GucciCondom@Sep 5 2005, 07:20 AM monster was fucking dope skeleton key sucks cock deuce bigalow european jigalow sucks cock state property 2 sucks cock any matrix but the original sucks cock {edit: matrix>matric) Quoted post the original matrix is crap...all matrix is crap. skeleton key was good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 I already made a similar thread based on one movie alone so my vote now is the same as it was then: Here, I'll show you the only thing that made this pretentions piece of shit worth watching: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 you simply don't ever need to say that Alexander or You Got Served were shit. Its a given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 god im glad i rack all my new releases.... -the ring 2 ... terrible... ohh she's coming out of the well.. she's coing out of the tv... someones face is all twisted up... aahhh im like SSOOOO scared like OOHHH MY GODD.... :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 the japanese ring! theres one!!!! anyone seen it? for all the hype it got its crap. one of three times i felt like stabbing myself with the dvd player remote. the first time i watched the matrix was one, and when i heard there was gonna be a harry potter 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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