THE UN-improved THINGS I HATE LIST.

-dashboard confessional.

-fish.

-hondas.

-hiphop music in general.

-wiggers.

-rednecks.

-thugs.

-most of you.

-sore throats.

-throwing up. (sometimes...because sometimes it feels so good to vomit)

-anime.

-tattoo art.

-warner brothers cartoons.

-lugz.

-kids who wear lugz.

-the gap.

-american eagle (wannabe a&f crap)

-nelly.(the nellie not the hot girl singer)

-creed.

-diet sodas.

-the word "phat."

-the word "emo.

-computers that crash.

-dial-up modems.

-being broke.

-fat girls.

-graffiti writers.

-b-boys.

-sage fagsis (francis) i hate you.

-that stupid game grand tourismo.

-people who get offended by the word FAG. fuck you.

-gameboys.

-marijuanna.

-chicken dinners almost every damn night.

-that stupid show, "the family guy."

-my x-girlfriend niki. (you little whore.)

-my x-girlfriend michelle (i hope you got an std up at your new college you slut.)

-people who diss carrot top.

-redheads.

-david letterman.

-jncos.

-mervyns.

-when people dont wash dishes thoroughly.

-when people try to act tough for no reason.

-beer.

-when im out of painkillers.

-being too sleepy to draw.

-people who front on reggie and the full effect.

-people who front on me.

-kids who try to start shit with my friends or family.

-heros. (as in the bitchmaids that try to stop you from commiting a crime)

-kids with newyork accents. (you gay fuckers.)

-nickelodeon (because it cancelled some of my favorite shows.... i.e. the adventures of pete and pete, ren and stimpy, and salute your shorts.)

-when your foot falls asleep.

-cold showers in the winter.

-not having a car.

-not having a bike.

-not having the yellow shoes i want.

-never having food that looks good to eat.

-wearing shirts with stretched collars.

-waiting in long lines.

-those gay "obey giant" things everywhere.

-websites that never update (i.e. HITDEVICE, HIFIART, LSD)

-being addicted to this gay 12oz shit.

-christmas with no snow.

-halloween.

-people with bad breath or b.o..

-bob marley.

-white rastafarians.

-jobs.

-dave mathews band.

-magic the gathering.

-comic shops.

-kids in trenchcoats who like nine inch nails.

-hampsters.

-iguanas.

-smearing ink on drawings.

-headphones that break.

-running out of gas in wyoming in freezing cold snowy weather while listening to radiohead and not having a cell phone with me.

-silver chain necklaces on guys.

-not being as social as i could be.

-daytime t.v.

.................more to come as i decide to hate more.

Yesterday I decide there is ONE thing I hate more than anything else in the world.

Running barefoot around the house, and hitting your pinky toe on the corner of a chair or table leg.

I did it to BOTH feet, on of them TWICE. My right pinky toe is the size, color, and texture of a grape. It fucking HURTS SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THAT FUCKING HAPPENS. Beer,

El Mamerro

.cold hands/feet/nose

.pathological liars

.people with no conscience whatsoever

.those who live in denial(and i aint talkin bout the river in africa)

.people who are snobby and brag about being elite(especially when theyre not)

.people who lie to my face

.people who lie

busy work

small talk

vintage...anything

commercial hiphop

the smell of vomit

bootleg clothing

one ply toilet paper

go bots

"x-treme"

my list

- girls who wear "fuck me" boots but their legs are way too fat to fit in them so their legs look like sausage links.

- guy who go clubbing with their fake ass tans and tight ass black muscle speandex shirts.

- old men who pick up on me

- the old man in the morning who sits right in front of me and keeps looking back at me

- retail

- not having any money nor job

- being in an art stump

- onions

- wanna be hip hoppers

- "i can't deny it i'm a fucking rider. you dont wanna fuck with me..." that guy "fabolous"....fucked up grill, cant look hard, skinny ass motha fucker...shut the fuck up!!

- filipino girls that mug at me cuz they think that i am lookin at thier fobby ass boyfriends....please :rolleyes:

- being unhappy with myself sometimes

- the monthly visits from my special "friend"

- not seeing my father a lot

- my mother bickering about how i look sometimes

- razor scooters

- stinky bums that have no teeth and smile at me

- dumb ass shoppers downtown that fucking are confused so they decide to stand in the middle of the sidewalk blocking everyones way

- the dumb ass shoppers that are on their cell phones and walk like they have forever.

I bring you love.

THINGS I HATE LIST.

YOU

people putting hats on theyre pets like its cute and original.....mabey it would be so funny if i started strangling these people with their dog leash.....in front of their kids....

hahhahahha, i am in a really bad mood.....too bad none of you live near me or id invite you over so i could break your nose.....

well lets see... i agree with all of this EXCEPT :

-hondas.

-anime.

-tattoo art.

-graffiti writers.

-b-boys. (well i think the wannabes are clown but the real ppl are dope)

Originally posted by Corey Faim

-dashboard confessional.

-fish.

-hondas.

-hiphop music in general.

-wiggers.

-rednecks.

-thugs.

-most of you.

-sore throats.

-throwing up. (sometimes...because sometimes it feels so good to vomit)

-anime.

-tattoo art.

-warner brothers cartoons.

-lugz.

-kids who wear lugz.

-the gap.

-american eagle (wannabe a&f crap)

-nelly.(the nellie not the hot girl singer)

-creed.

-diet sodas.

-the word "phat."

-the word "emo.

-computers that crash.

-dial-up modems.

-being broke.

-fat girls.

-graffiti writers.

-b-boys.

-sage fagsis (francis) i hate you.

-that stupid game grand tourismo.

-people who get offended by the word FAG. fuck you.

-gameboys.

-marijuanna.

-chicken dinners almost every damn night.

-that stupid show, "the family guy."

-my x-girlfriend niki. (you little whore.)

-my x-girlfriend michelle (i hope you got an std up at your new college you slut.)

-people who diss carrot top.

-redheads.

-david letterman.

-jncos.

-mervyns.

-when people dont wash dishes thoroughly.

-when people try to act tough for no reason.

-beer.

-when im out of painkillers.

-being too sleepy to draw.

-people who front on reggie and the full effect.

-people who front on me.

-kids who try to start shit with my friends or family.

-heros. (as in the bitchmaids that try to stop you from commiting a crime)

-kids with newyork accents. (you gay fuckers.)

-nickelodeon (because it cancelled some of my favorite shows.... i.e. the adventures of pete and pete, ren and stimpy, and salute your shorts.)

-when your foot falls asleep.

-cold showers in the winter.

-not having a car.

-not having a bike.

-not having the yellow shoes i want.

-never having food that looks good to eat.

-wearing shirts with stretched collars.

-waiting in long lines.

-those gay "obey giant" things everywhere.

-websites that never update (i.e. HITDEVICE, HIFIART, LSD)

-being addicted to this gay 12oz shit.

-christmas with no snow.

-halloween.

-people with bad breath or b.o..

-bob marley.

-white rastafarians.

-jobs.

-dave mathews band.

-magic the gathering.

-comic shops.

-kids in trenchcoats who like nine inch nails.

-hampsters.

-iguanas.

-smearing ink on drawings.

-headphones that break.

-running out of gas in wyoming in freezing cold snowy weather while listening to radiohead and not having a cell phone with me.

-silver chain necklaces on guys.

-not being as social as i could be.

-daytime t.v.

.................more to come as i decide to hate more.

these just totally get to me :

not being as social as i could be.

websites that never update (i.e. HITDEVICE, HIFIART, LSD)

-being addicted to this gay 12oz shit.

-christmas with no snow.

kids in trenchcoats who like nine inch nails.

-headphones that break. (FUCK THIS PISSES ME OFF THE MOST I BLOW SO MUCH CASH ON NEW HP EVERHY YEAR

add this to the collection of shit i hate the most :

-commercial hip hop in g e n e r a l

-w i g g e r s

-rednecks.

-thugs.

-being out of cereal.

-loud noise constantly.

-bad commercials.

-retail. (thank god ill never do that again.)

-that gay ass comic strip, the boondocks. Fuck you aaron mcgruder!

-that gay ass comic strip baldo.... and garfield. fuck you jim davis.

-kids who have shitty tattoos.

-zits. (they only show up when you have something very important and social to do.)

-toy stores that never have the simpsons toys i want in stock.

-video game nerds.

-kids that say they'll mail you a package but then never do.

-people that lie.

-friends that dont act like friends.

-not owning a g-4 laptop.

-asian kids who think theyre cool shit cause they own armani x-change shit-clothes and cruise around in shitty ass stolen hondas.

-white kids who think theyre mexicans.

-ted danson. and rosie o donnel.

-feminists.

-math.

-fiber.

-3am-6am.....the most boring stretch of the day.

-the circus.

-aliens. (theyre so gay looking)

-cigarette smoke.

-generic poptarts.

-rich kids that buy big k soda. thats some gay shit.

.............more later

Originally posted by Corey Faim

-that stupid show, "the family guy."

whoa whoa whoa. lets not get ahead of ourselves here.

I hate people who start threads about things they hate. I also hate everyone else and everything else.

I'm going to be a verry bitter old man.....

add these to your list:

-banks

-hidden finance charges

-racism

-racists

-not being able to destroy more stuff

-credit

-credit cars

-checks

-blockbuster

and to top it off girls that say they love you and then go sleep with your brother!!!!!!! Like its never happened to you??????

walking around in your socks and stepping in water....eueheueh

.sociopaths.

.people more emo than you. (i saw one get a speeding ticket the other day and i gloated for a good minute)

.cheaters

.rusto in my arm air

.the dirty vietnamese guy who does my nails

.pink glitter anything

.melodrama

.fat girls who eat lots of candy in public

going to a club meeting a cute chick that u would die for then makin out with an ugly chick just cuz u thought she gave good head then realizing what the fuck u just did then the cute one comes up to uand says "hows ur kiss?" being in the hospital for 3 weeks hooked up to morphine makes any member of the female species look good :mad:

ron jeremy. one statement sums this guy up.............................................................................................................................WHY :confused:

not having a car

part time jobs

ramen noodle diets

computer viruses

candy ravers

hood rats

processed cheese

imitation colognes

hallmark holidays

having a fake x-mas tree this year

going to an early christmas party thrown by ur moms boss only to find out ur sleeping with her daughter....

being addict to 12oz

replying to this post.

that guy that hates garfield..u non sence of humor having person u!!

buying something then getting something totally different inside...

telemaketers calling before 9am

bad breath after eating garlic

a dusty tv screen

seeing a fine ass chick in the supermarket only to have a can of beans fall on ur toe while ur wearing sandles then doing that little ouchie dance with that look on ur face...:rolleyes:

having ur marker run out while ur in the middle of coloring ur sketch.....:mad:

someone farting in the car and not roll down the window

lint..it gets every where

having a cold that wont go away

morning sunshine waking me up

slow downloads

porn sites that have passwords

having a color printer that doesnt print color

people looking at u like u just stepped on their toes

fobs

pt crusiers...blah!

long traffic lights

people who honk their horns

ice cream men that drive fast when they see u want an ice cream

not being able to think of what was next on this list.....damn it

anything that costs more than 99cents

no cable tv

my dogs that never stop barking

my broken webcam

my "no ink" printer

my 2 megs of space left on my hard drive