Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Wow... just... wow. This movie has more balls than a billiards tournament. Fucking ridiculous car chases, even more ridiculous fight scenes, explosions, wet asian women in their underwear, and a slew of wholesome and completely implausible stunts. I hadn't watched something so purely enjoyable in a long ass time... So all you art film fags, leave your pretentions at home and go watch this thoroughly entertaining and testosterone-fueled spectacle. Anyone who comes back and complains about crap like "weak storyline" or "lack of realism" should have their genitals immediately inspected, because there's a large possibility your testicles may have been removed. The movie gets http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jpotato.gif'>http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jpotato.gif'>http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jpotato.gif'>http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jpotato.gif'> out of 4*. Beer, El Mamerro * Jesus Potatoes are awarded to films on a basis of sheer kickassness, nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 not that I saw XXX, but my acceptance of your opinion rests on whether you liked that movie. I like action, but good action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 looks good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Mammero saying it's good is enough for me.... I'll go check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 I didn't see XXX, nor was I too interested in it. I can assure you that the cheese-factor in Transporter is kept remarkably low considering the type of movie it is. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 alright, i'll check it soon, then. but the next movie i see really should be the Bowling For Colombine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Bowling for Columbine was kind of hard to take seriously...it wasn't bad it just wasn't as thought provoking as it could of been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 transporter sounds like the type of movie where your suppose to leave your brain at the door. i want to see it. especially since mams said they was some wet asians in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 yeah im holding my worries about this one, i dont know if ill see it int he theaters. I just hope its not like extreme sports xxx style. plus its kinda weird ive got that dude stuck in snatch mode ever since that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 this thread just gave me and idea of what i can do tonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 this movie will make you want to get greased up and go biking... dope flick, and some awesome/funny fight scenes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Originally posted by S@T@N Mammero saying it's good is enough for me.... I'll go check it out. werd.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 bleh...i saw it tonite...kinda felt cheated about my 9.25$....it was pretty entertaining and that one fight scene in the bus yard was dope...but WHERE WAS THE FUCKING FRYING PAN MISSLE STUNT?!?! WAS IT JUST ME?? and that whole thing with the father daughter drama shit kinda sucked i rate it 2 little girls out of 4.....movies just dont entertain me anymore sorry if i ruined it for some people ahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- and that whole thing with the father daughter drama shit kinda sucked WARNING: You may have lost your testicles. See initial post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- bleh...i saw it tonite...kinda felt cheated about my 9.25$....it was pretty entertaining and that one fight scene in the bus yard was dope...but WHERE WAS THE FUCKING FRYING PAN MISSLE STUNT?!?! WAS IT JUST ME?? and that whole thing with the father daughter drama shit kinda sucked sorry if i ruined it for some people ahaha damn you! jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 hahahaahhaah im just very high on intellect and im smarter than all of you when i have ice in my system...hahaha but seriously...i wasnt the only one that groaned during the scuba diving scene...i mean cmon...GET TO THE FUCKING SURFACE ALREADY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 damn it. i would really like to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Surfacing quick = getting your head blown up by the baddies. Whatever, don't act like you didn't cheer when they make it to the surface and she drops the clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 i was wondering where the fuck the clothes came from?? i mean...they were dressed civilian when they jumped into the water right?? bleh im so smart...i ant enjoy dumb movies any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 You are GAYPANTS 500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 no im just smart...or maybe im just not easily impressed...or it could be the meth...who the fuck knows?!? im not gay though...i woulda fucked the accent out of that asian chick:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 You are GAYPANTS 2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 ebert said it sucked, and roeper said it was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 yes moe-lester, i too felt smart back when i was twelve for figuring out that stuff in movies wasn't possible in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 http://www.amabilisplus.com/images/TutorialAnimatedGIFs1.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 yes it looks good. i like movies like that. unless you have a vagina or are a confused teenage boy no self-respecting man would want to see XXX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basic Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 theres a song from the preview and its like , blah blah blah yes yes yallll or someting like that...someone please tell me the name.. please..... comonnnnnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 pumps in a bump just saw it yesterday and it was fun fun fun. meanis bo beanis car chases and a and lots of ass kicking. yee-haw. now go and see it.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 Originally posted by Basic theres a song from the preview and its like , blah blah blah yes yes yallll or someting like that...someone please tell me the name.. please..... comonnnnnn i use to love her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 i wouldn't figure that song to be in the Transporter. you talking about the Common Sense, righ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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