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The Transporter.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_El Mamerro, Oct 13, 2002.

  1. The Transporter.

    Discussion started by imported_El Mamerro - Oct 13, 2002

    Wow... just... wow. This movie has more balls than a billiards tournament. Fucking ridiculous car chases, even more ridiculous fight scenes, explosions, wet asian women in their underwear, and a slew of wholesome and completely implausible stunts. I hadn't watched something so purely enjoyable in a long ass time...

    So all you art film fags, leave your pretentions at home and go watch this thoroughly entertaining and testosterone-fueled spectacle. Anyone who comes back and complains about crap like "weak storyline" or "lack of realism" should have their genitals immediately inspected, because there's a large possibility your testicles may have been removed.

    The movie gets http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jpotato.gif'>[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jpotato.gif'>[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jpotato.gif'>[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jpotato.gif'> out of 4*. Beer,

    El Mamerro


    * Jesus Potatoes are awarded to films on a basis of sheer kickassness, nothing else.
     
  2. Weapon X

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    Weapon X - Replied Oct 13, 2002

    not that I saw XXX, but my acceptance of your opinion rests on whether you liked that movie. I like action, but good action.
     
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  3. dELiSs

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    dELiSs - Replied Oct 13, 2002

    looks good.
     
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    S@T@N - Replied Oct 13, 2002

    Mammero saying it's good is enough for me....

    I'll go check it out.
     
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  5. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Oct 13, 2002

    I didn't see XXX, nor was I too interested in it. I can assure you that the cheese-factor in Transporter is kept remarkably low considering the type of movie it is. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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    Weapon X - Replied Oct 13, 2002

    alright, i'll check it soon, then. but the next movie i see really should be the Bowling For Colombine.
     
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    socrates - Replied Oct 13, 2002

    Bowling for Columbine was kind of hard to take seriously...it wasn't bad it just wasn't as thought provoking as it could of been.
     
  8. ctrl+alt+del

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    ctrl+alt+del - Replied Oct 13, 2002

    transporter sounds like the type of movie where your suppose to leave your brain at the door. i want to see it. especially since mams said they was some wet asians in it!
     
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    yoink - Replied Oct 13, 2002

    yeah im holding my worries about this one, i dont know if ill see it int he theaters. I just hope its not like extreme sports xxx style.
    plus its kinda weird ive got that dude stuck in snatch mode ever since that movie.
     
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    uncle-boy - Replied Oct 13, 2002

    this thread just gave me and idea of what i can do tonite.
     
  11. BIGMETALCIRCUS - Replied Oct 14, 2002

    this movie will make you want to get greased up and go biking... dope flick, and some awesome/funny fight scenes...
     
  12. Intangible

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    Intangible - Replied Oct 14, 2002

    werd....
     
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    -MOE LESTER- - Replied Oct 14, 2002

    bleh...i saw it tonite...kinda felt cheated about my 9.25$....it was pretty entertaining and that one fight scene in the bus yard was dope...but WHERE WAS THE FUCKING FRYING PAN MISSLE STUNT?!?! WAS IT JUST ME?? and that whole thing with the father daughter drama shit kinda sucked

    i rate it 2 little girls out of 4.....movies just dont entertain me anymore

    sorry if i ruined it for some people ahaha
     
  14. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Oct 14, 2002

    WARNING: You may have lost your testicles. See initial post.
     
  15. dELiSs

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    dELiSs - Replied Oct 14, 2002

    damn you! jk
     
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