jah Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 so i went surfing today. it was cold as fuck. im already comin down with a little something but i dont really give a fuck. im not gonna sit in my house ALL day on 12oz. so i went ou to the beach today and i was freezing before i even got in the water. the water is cold in sydney too cus its winter here still. so as i walked toward the water i could feel myself getting sicker and sicker, but i thought id at least get in and get a few waves anyway. so when i reached the wet sand it felt 3 times as warm as the dry sand. i was surprised. the water wasnt warm by any means, but it felt warmer than being out in the air. so i surfed for about 25-30 minutes and went in. when i got out of the water i was so cold i almost thought i had hypothermia (i knew i didnt really because ive literally had hypothermia before). my hands were shaking uncontrollabley and my dick was so cold it hurt. it felt like someone stomped on it with a boot or something. i spent 10 minutes looking for the keyes to my friends car so i could dry off and get into some dry clothes but i couldnt find them. so i just had to sit there looking for them till he came in with the tip of my cock killing me. god damn it sucked. i got a decent wave while i was out though so it was worth it. cant wait till the weather gets warm again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 you just posted a thread asbinth and how your not drunk but you want to get drunk and it was 3am by you. what the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 15, 2002 Author Share Posted August 15, 2002 what now?? i have no idea what the fuck the purpose of that post was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 15, 2002 Author Share Posted August 15, 2002 (its now 3 30 am) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 haha ok then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 they say when the tip of your dick starts pinching, it means your dick is growing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 15, 2002 Author Share Posted August 15, 2002 well, while my dick probably is growing since im growing still, i dont think that was the problem. it was just too fuckin cold. when the fuck am i going to stop growing already? just when i think im not gonna get any taller and fill out, i start growing again. i though i stunted my growth from smoking so much but apparently im wrong. ive grown 2 inches in the past year and i think its the start of another growth spurt. im tall enough damnit. i want to fill out already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 surf souljah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 I told you to use protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 those are the joys of surfing in the winter, i remeber one day i couldnt unlock my car because i couldnt grip my keys well enough to turn them.... regardless of the borderline hypothermia i had some of my best days in the winter....ever walked to the water in the snow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 snow?? no no no. i think id ust rather not surf than go out in a spot where you need a full wetsuit, hood, gloves, and booties. thats just too cold. thats almost cold enought o give you a sex change. fuck that! ireland is the coldest place i would go out i thnk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 its never to cold for some empty, 8 foot, glassy wintertime waves.... its worth the brain freeze everytime you go under.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 I thought this was going to be about that nasty Russian girl getting a hold of your balls and doing something freaky with your dick................But then I read the topic and realised it was about the cold ass weather in Sydney. It must suck cause my friends in Melbourne hate it to. In the mean time it is hitting 38 degrees [australian measurements] every day in Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 that happened the first day i ever surfed. i was scared. then it went away, and i beat off that night and it was o k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 never surfed might be cause i live in the desert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceso One SAF Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 didnt u know the water is always warmer than the air in the winter....but it usually just feels colder even tho its not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 ^^^ the water is always warmer than the air huh?? id have to disagree with you there. for one thing, it all depends on where you are. if youre in a place like thailand the air way warmer than the water. and its teh same in sydney right now. i bet the waters around 60 degrees and its like 65-70 outside. it does FEEL warmer sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 too many damm kids peeing in the water nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 thats why its salty right?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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