maybeuknow Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Please tell all your drunk/stoned/watver the fuck else u been on... funny or not or watever, please tell them... Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 dewd lyke wun tyme eye wuzz all duzzted and lyke gotted with thisz hott chick, and da next day eye found out it waz actually a dead squirrel tehehe lolz DUMBFACE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 i threw up one night when i was young, i was just sick i guess, but boy did it look like cherries, and i didnt even eat cherries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Whenever i puke, no matter how hard or soft, or what's comming up, it comes out my nose. Once i got really waisted, then smoked a big salad joint(hash/weed) and felt the need to shit. so naturally, i went to the bathroom of the house i was at.. i think it was a highschool semi-formal after party.. anywho, after about a minute of shitty, i was all finished, then the joint hit me hard, and a smelled my feces.. i ended up puking in the toilet, with my pants around my ankles. it hit me so bad i couldnt make any noise when someone banged on the door. The owner of the house, my buddy, thought someone was dieing, so he kicked the door in, and almost the whole party saw me praying to the porcalin(sp) gods with my pants around my ankles. it was awsome in a way you cannot understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 i only ever pulled a whitey once...it wasn't nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 i broke out part of my front tooth by slamming a bottle of booze into when i was really drunk... then i puked, but i was so drunk i didnt give a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 a buddy of mine once got drunk on a field trip and threw upm on the bus on the way back like a minute before we got off. We'd been eating fried bananas and cabbage tomatoes n shit and the barf was naaaaaaaaaasty and he got it all over the place. nastiest looking plus smelling barf ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 When i was 6 i ate damn near a whole bag of cheesies/cheetos, being the only thing I had eaten that day. It was Christmas eve, and my parents were going out to walk around the neighborhood and drop off some gifts to a few of their friends, and i wanted to tag along. I was running as fast as i could from house to house, and as soon as we got back home, i unloaded the biggest pile of fluorescent-orange vomit i've ever seen, right on the front door. I laughed so hard that i ended up puking again. I think i took a picture of it too, because i swear to god that shit could glow in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I threw up yesterday morning after I came home....hung over as shit. It was the nice, clear, watery bile stuff too, which was actually quite pleasant...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 well there was the time we gave the retarded kid named joe a beer enama then made him drink the rest of the beer that was in the bottle that had just been in his ass, i laughed so hard i threw up. now why joe wanted to hang out with a bunch of drunk assholes who didnt like him very much is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 when i was in elementary school i we were doing some gay ass fucking play or some shit about being a bug and i threw up in front of my whole class. they all said "look he had eggs for breakfast" and you know what? i did. not as bad as the guy who was throwing up poo tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 that is fuckin disturbing and extremely funny spectr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 im leaning towards more disturbing than funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 im just a dry-heaver. shit sucks, then feels soooo relieving. this thread is weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 my roomate used to throw up all the damn time, all the tie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 the last time i really threw up was about a year ago...while going shot for shot with a stripper(i drank way too many beers prior).....i found out later she was throwing the shots over her shoulder. this was not at a strip club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 ^ you got jacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy E Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 the first time i ever got drunk, my buddy streaked 3 blocks all the way to safeway and put his cloths back on behind a dumpster, we proceeded to walk in and find some girls buying iced cream at 11:30 pm, i got head in the safeway bathroom wile he stole a 6 pack of non alchoholic beer. after that we walked around aimlessly untill 3:30 am talking about how we didnt care about anything. grade 8 was an awesome year. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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