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Not really.

 

AIM RANDOM v1:

 

GnomeToys: TURBOFART

xxxxxxxxxx: hell yeah

GnomeToys: word

GnomeToys: i'm drunk

xxxxxxxxxx: a couple minutes ago, i was like, what the fuck is that smell?

xxxxxxxxxx: then i remembered i farted

GnomeToys: i came up with an awesome name for a band last year

GnomeToys: DOUBLE SUPERFINE MEGADOUCHE

xxxxxxxxxx: haha

xxxxxxxxxx: can you rock?

GnomeToys: I can scream uncontrollably

GnomeToys: and drink heavily

GnomeToys: so yes

xxxxxxxxxx: hahaha

xxxxxxxxxx: anal cunt, dude

xxxxxxxxxx: bitch ain't got no respect

GnomeToys: word

GnomeToys: did I ever show you THE ULTIMATE WILDSTYLE GRAFFPIECETAGGING GUIDE FOR BEGINNERS that I posted on 12ozprophet?

xxxxxxxxxx: hahaha

xxxxxxxxxx: yeah

GnomeToys: IT'S MEGA BAD

xxxxxxxxxx: gimme the url for that, my friend was talking about starting a magazine or some shit called 'negro enthusiast'

GnomeToys: I GRAFFPIECE LIKE A TAGKING, YO

xxxxxxxxxx: icy hot stuntaz!!!

GnomeToys: STRAIGHT UP

xxxxxxxxxx: i love white teenagers who think they're hardcore gangsta rappers because they sit around 'keystyling'

GnomeToys: MAD BITCHES BE FLOCKIN' TA THIS COCK, NIGGZ

xxxxxxxxxx: word

GnomeToys: I BE ALL LIKE, YO

GnomeToys: AND THEY BE LIKE

GnomeToys: DAAAAMN

GnomeToys: AND I BE LIKE

GnomeToys: HEY

GnomeToys: THEN THEY BE FUCKIN ME

GnomeToys: CUZ I A PLAYA LIKE THAT, SSSSOOOOHN

xxxxxxxxxx: sheeeeiiiittt

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GnomeToys: asian women give me venereal diseases

GnomeToys: this is also true

Geekette08: I do not!

despondentdespot: we Japanese have tiny penis, You American have large penis

Fourthisto: ::looks in pants:: nope, both of mine are normal sized.

VincentATL: um....Asianhobo - are you male or female ?

GnomeToys: HAHAH

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On the ever-enjoyable subject of the faceless baby:

 

xxxxxxx: holy fucking shit

GnomeToys: yes

GnomeToys: strange, isn't it

xxxxxxx: oh my god

xxxxxxx: this iss fuckedu p

GnomeToys: Yep

GnomeToys: fan-fucking-tastic

xxxxxxx: it looks like a puppet or something, like she isnt real

GnomeToys: i know

GnomeToys: it's MUTANT DOLLBABY 2004

xxxxxxx: hahahah

GnomeToys: when that kid gets older

GnomeToys: she's totally going to be in a porno

xxxxxxx: HAHAHA

GnomeToys: they're going to bang her between the bulging eyes

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I didn't know I had one, but what about it? Your sentence fragment is killing me.

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: if you woke up tomorrow with a vagina, what would be the first thing you shoved up it?

GnomeToys: oh god

GnomeToys: this is gonna take a minute

GnomeToys: will I still have my cock too?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: yes, but it would be half the size it is now

GnomeToys: hmm

GnomeToys: so only 20 feet

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: give or take 20 feet

GnomeToys: i might have to go with a full wine bottle with the cork off

GnomeToys: then shake it up and replace the cork

GnomeToys: and wait for my roommates to drink it

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: heh, gross

GnomeToys: then laugh hysterically at them

GnomeToys: but I do that with my ass all the time

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: I did that with my asshole last year...

GnomeToys: so something else...

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: great minds think alike, it would seem

GnomeToys: yes

GnomeToys: i know

GnomeToys: I'd put the internet in it

GnomeToys: Shove the whole fucking internet in there

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: thats gonna hurt

GnomeToys: probably

GnomeToys: hmm

GnomeToys: My friend seth indicates that he'd just fist himself instantly

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: so fast that its more of a reflexive action rather than a concious choice?

GnomeToys: conscious choice, he's saying he'd want to warm it up first

GnomeToys: can't just lick your hand and shove it up there

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: ignore my spelling errors as best you can, I'm progressively getting more and more stoned

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: I dunno man

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: if you were hardcore

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: ....

GnomeToys: i dunno

GnomeToys: you wouldn't want to tear your new vagina the first day

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: its called breaking it in

GnomeToys: and another question: Would the vagina be a virgin vagina or a dirty old donkey-fucking mexican whore vagina?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: oh virgin, all the way

GnomeToys: sweet

GnomeToys: see I wouldn't fist it then

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: it would look like the plump vagina of an 8 year old girl

GnomeToys: I'd get a series of fruits and vegetables, each with larger diameters than the last

GnomeToys: 30 seconds in the microwave, some lube

GnomeToys: and there you have how I would spend the rest of my years

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: until you managed a trip to the sex shop

GnomeToys: right

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: or rather, an sex toy web site

GnomeToys: in a year I would have progressed to a 12hp razorcock

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: I think my roommate just got home

GnomeToys: ask him the question

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xxxxxxx: gg mr college dropout

GnomeToys: I'm going to inject my ejaculate into your tear duct with a 10 gauge needle now.

xxxxxxx: good luck getting past my adamantium-reinforced geordi la forge visor

GnomeToys: I'll just inseminate an egg with it then

GnomeToys: and Inject it into your testicle

GnomeToys: so your fucking nut gets pregnant

GnomeToys: fucker

GnomeToys: ;-)

xxxxxxxx: shit

xxxxxxxx: then I will train my testicle spawn to kill you

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xxx: would you kill a stranger for $10,000?

GnomeToys: it depends on how ugly they were

xxx: yah have to choose before you learn anything about them

GnomeToys: i guess so then

GnomeToys: lots of people are pretty ugly

xxx: OH WAIT IT WAS YOUR MOM

xxx: oooohhhh

GnomeToys: ah well

xxx: hows that for a twist

GnomeToys: she's a robot anyway

GnomeToys: HOW THE HELL IS MY MOM A STRANGER

xxx: she's changed a lot in the past couple weeks

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ppppppppp: i got this sequence i wanna show you

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ppppppppp: in that order

GnomeToys: just another bombtrack

GnomeToys: it needs fucking rage against the machine in the background

ppppppppp: hahah

GnomeToys: so i can picture each one of those white people screaming like a black woman to the images

ppppppppp: hahahha

ppppppppp: yeah, that sounds pretty close to my vision

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