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The things you need to stop doing when you're

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SilentBob, Jan 20, 2006.

  1. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    So I went out drinking tonight with a friend I havn't seen for over a year. Ofcourse this meant we all got stupidly drunk and over all it was great fun.

    Except I have to stop doing things of the following nature.

    I should ...

    1) Stop calling people faggots so they can hear me as they walk away from trying to fight my friends in a weird drunken stupor.

    2) Stop picking fights with lads (lads are this weird sub genre of graffiti writer in sydney. Normally they try to act really hard and scare you by threatening to stab you etc... But I pick a fight with one pretty much once a week and am yet to be stabbed ever. None the less It's just a matter of time until I meet one who isn't totally full of shit I guess).

    I'm walking to my house from the bus stop and this lad much bigger than me is staring at me. I look away then look at him and when I see he's still staring at me since we long passed each other I just stop walking and look at him. He says "can I help you with something?"
    I say "yeah, I'm wondering what the fuck you're looking at?"
    he says "I'm here with my lady"
    I say "what?"
    he says "I'm here with my lady"
    I say "what the fucks that got to do with anything? If you're tryng to say I was looking at you're lady then you're wrong"
    He says "what ?"
    I said "I wasn't looking at you're girlfriend if that's what you're getting at"
    He says "well we don't have a problem then"
    I say "yeah well then why the fuck are you staring at me?"\
    He pauses .. starts breathing really heavily and I take my backpack off and see if he's holding a glass bottle in his hand (it turns out to be a can). Eventually he spits on the grouns and says "you can leave"
    I say "does that mean you don't want to fight me dickhead?"
    he says "did I say that?"
    I say "no you spat and said I can leave"
    we make eye contact and he starts shaking his head and walks off. I start laughing, pick up my back pack and walk home.

    This has to be the stupidest shit ever. Even more so now that I've typed it out and am reading it.

    Anyway. Add on things you'd like to stop doing when you're drunk.
     
  2. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
  3. Skilla54

    Skilla54 Senior Member

    Joined: May 16, 2005 Messages: 2,230 Likes Received: 9
    smoke some weed after u get that drunk,, only way to balance shit.. i cant even drink and not smoke blunts...
     
  4. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    That's a real good story
     
  5. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
  6. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    Throwing shit at nice cars when they try to leave the party.
     
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    I need to stop drunk dialing girls and saying rude stuff
     
  8. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    tellin everyone how much i love them.


    fuck that.
     
  9. roadpig

    roadpig Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 9, 2004 Messages: 4,073 Likes Received: 59
    dancing to justin timberlake's music
     
  10. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    spending every bit of cash i have.
     
  11. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Lordy i totally feel that.
     
  12. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
  13. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    making drunk posts on 12oz
     
  14. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I need to put my phone on some kind of automatic timer that shuts down after 2 am. Any calls placed after then are pretty much pointless.
     
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