Guest sneak Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? in a car, once. a while ago a mate and i were driving back late at night in his car and were being followed by an unmarked car. we ran, we got pulled. by a policeman on foot? no. i dont get that close to them. Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? fuck noo. if its your problem, you deal with it. im not getting stabbed for you unless your a fit woman. Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? many a time. only a couple would have been with viscious intentions cos im loveable like that. if play fighting counts then in-numerous times. Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? a table worth £5grand. no im not telling the story, cos they still dont know it was me who did it. Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? no, and i wouldnt want to ever be in that situation. however that doesnt mean that i wouldnt want to be woken by a fireman if i was for some unknown reason still asleep while my rooms on fire. Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? a clock. im not an engineer. If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? yes. but i wouldnt get out to do it, get me. --------------------> your turn now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 what is this test supposed to reveal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Yes 4. A Car 5. No 6. Love ( with other appendages assisting ) 7. Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? About 20 times. Only a few had anything to do with graffiti. Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? Once. She was thicker than I care to deal with.. but seemed lonely. I probably saved that girl's life. Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? Yeah. And punched in the face. Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? My brain. Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? What the fuck kind of question is this? Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? A mess. If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? I once hit a turtle in my friend's Dodge Shadow. It didn't die so I got out and crushed it's head with a huge rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Originally posted by sneak@Nov 24 2004, 08:51 PM Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? a table worth £5grand. no im not telling the story, cos they still dont know it was me who did it. Quoted post now they do :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? yes a couple times Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? nah but if i saw a girl gettin beaten i would definately shank that nigga and break. Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? yea, ol girl was pissed at me. Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? car. Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? no. Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? a tank If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? meh, probably not. *edit for nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? 5 or 6 times, always on foot Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? Whats a have-a-go hero? Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? slapped once, women feel so powerfull when you let them do that, if you slap back, great sex is on the way Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? my fathers car, most of it Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? Nope, but i've been woken up by a cop, hows that Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? art If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? i'd take it to a vet for fucks shake, 'its' misery was caused by me in the first place. If it was a heavy hit though a large stone in the head would also be fit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? yes. 3 weeks ago being the most recent time Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? a few years ago some kids were picking on one of the young skaters that hung out in the schoolyard we all skated. i smacked a couple of em around. Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? more times than i care to remember Whats the most expensive thing you've ever broken? i blew up a friend's computer once. Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? does being woken by a firetruck passing my house count? Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? skate ramps, billboards with my old man, my name on other people's stuff If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? yes. have done in the past (i wasn't driving) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? yes..on foot and in car.i have gotten away every time knock on wood.. Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? nope.. Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? yes Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? 20,000 tv..i dropped it plan and simple.. Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? no Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? a model.. If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract@Nov 25 2004, 07:53 AM Whats a have-a-go hero? Quoted post it's when you jump into a situation that doesn't concern you to help someone you don't know. like on the train or the street or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 have you ever been chased by a policeman? Yes, from a painting spot...the ghetto bird got involved too. Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? Yes, there was a pregnent woman doped up on something running in the street and coming real close to getting hit, i walked with her while calling the cops, eventually they came and picked her up, better they have her then she fucking herself up while being doped up. Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? yes. Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? car. Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? no not yet. Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? a fence. and a cat carrier. If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? if it was a huge hit yes, id run over it's head and try to crack it on the first try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by sneak@Nov 24 2004, 02:51 PM Have you ever been chased by a policeman? yeah Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? yes - this one chicks boyfriend was a total dick..and you know the rest of the story Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? haha yeah Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? relationships in my life Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? no Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? a desk probably.. If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? depends --------------------> your turn now. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docs Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? yes Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? no Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? yup Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? my balls trying to fix things ive broke Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? no Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? a large piece of wooden shit suprised i still pass wood shop If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? once or twice.... Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? no...no i have not Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? hell yeah... Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? hmmmm, probably something in the pharmacy... Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? no Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? treehouse, complete with brick fireplace that worked, all by my lonesome If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? yeah, probably.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? not counting being pulled over in a car, no. Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? i dont really know what "have a go" means. Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? hell yes. thats how it goes down sometimes in the bedroom, you know? Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? a car. i dont know how much it was worth at the time. it was a few years old. Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? no, and i wouldnt really mind it if he had breakfast. and those suspender things on. Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? assembled a futon? im guessing 6 feet? If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? animal meaning ex? yes. animal meaning wildlife? no. id take it to a vet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Herbivore@Nov 24 2004, 02:56 PM what is this test supposed to reveal? Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? Yeah a few times. I'm currently thinking about making a shirt that says "THE POLICE...run from them". I don't know why. Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? Yes but I didn't actually end up having a go. Some guy was roughing up this little kid one the bus I used to catch home. It all seemed a bit unfair so I got up and just said something like "you should sit down, this shit is ridiculous... this guy is just a kid". He just sat down. Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? Yep. I've very rarely deserved though. Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? this indian musical instrument. My mother was/is really into classical indian music and has a few rare/ pricey instruments in the house. I was having some weird fighting fantasy and accidently kicked it while on some imaginary kung fu tip. I wasn't even that young either. Like 17 or something. :o Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? nup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? Not a real cop. Security Guards... all the time. oh wait... and a cop yes. All back in my skateboarding days. Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? Your brit slang confuses me sneak. But chances are yes... very yes. Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? sure. and smacked back! Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? A sailboat..... and the other sailboat too. Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? nope. Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? my own morning wood? If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? like I'd even stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Yes No Yes A Powerbook the day after my sister got it. No Yes No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 1) duh 2) yeah 3) yeah, but i was like 14 4) cars 5) yeah, a couple times 6) graffiti 7)no what does this test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? yea.. Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? nope Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? not a serious smack, but playing around yea. Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? I break a lot of shit daily at work, just call me butterfingers. Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? nope Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? i put furniture together at work, does that count? and i once did a 6ft oil painting, not that it matters. If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? hell no. I'd get out and take it to the vet, but if it was a deer or something that wouldnt fit in the car i'd at least move it out of the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phels Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Have you ever been chased by a policeman? yes. 6 month ban before i even passed my test. by a policeman on foot? fair few times Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? sort of long story Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? few times, my ex believed in equal rights so we hit each other loads Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? tv Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? no Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? huge emulsion dub If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? yea but id probably watch it struggle for a few minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by sneak@Nov 24 2004, 01:51 PM Have you ever been chased by a policeman? once, on foot Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? yeah, an old guy asked to trade a lighter for a cigarette, i said ok, i gave him another one too Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? yeah Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? can't think of anything Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? no Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? a small halfpipe, i used some tools too though. If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? yes, if it was reasonably conveinant Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Nov 25 2004, 10:16 AM Your brit slang confuses me sneak. But chances are yes... very yes. Quoted post even if its Brits for gay homo sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dniice Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 1 yes many times 2 hells no 3 not yet 4 parts of my car 5 nope 6 a grill 7 no id probably laugh or be pissed depending on the animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 the amount of people who dont know what a have a go hero is, is astounding. it tests nothing, just the limits of my boredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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High Priest Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by sneak@Nov 24 2004, 07:51 PM Have you ever been chased by a policeman? Yes. Have you ever been a have-a-go hero? We dont need any more hero's. Have you ever been smacked by a <opposite sex>? Yes, and it hurts. Whats the most expensive thing youve ever broken? A vase.. maybe a plate at sizzler. Have you ever been woken up by a fireman? ..........(ubertones) Whats the biggest thing youve made with your bare hands? hoagie. If you clipped an animal while driving would you end its misery? Depends, how fast was i going when i clipped it? --------------------> your turn now. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs@Nov 25 2004, 03:34 PM even if its Brits for gay homo sex? is that like a double negative? 'gay homo sex' actually means straight sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phels Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 homo's are so fuckin gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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