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"the talk"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by cornelius, Aug 8, 2002.

  1. cornelius

    cornelius Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2001 Messages: 816 Likes Received: 0
    yeah... so i guess there's not just one "the talk"... there's this other one.. where your girl's dad asks you to step outside... and he'll ask you about your future plans... and how you expect to support his daughter.. and even if you think you've got your shit planned out.... it's not planned out well enough for him... and he'll make you feel like shit.. like your plan isn't going to work well enough... because he's a big business man... and you're just a lowly tattoo artist... yep.... even though i know my plan will work as long as i follow through.... even though i know i'll be financially stable... even though i'm doing much better than most people my age.. it still makes me feel shitty.. anyway... i think i'm just gonna sit up and think about it all night.. because i didn't even get to talk to her tonight... garbage....
     
  2. neversaydie

    neversaydie Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 7, 2002 Messages: 190 Likes Received: 0
    i just let them know that i plan on letting them support me.
     
  3. socrates

    socrates Guest

    It's worse than they ask you where you dumped the body?
     
  4. cornelius

    cornelius Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2001 Messages: 816 Likes Received: 0
    nah.. i'm used to that question... i tell them i ate it..
     
  5. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    "It's not you, it me..."

    or...

    "Welcome to Dumpsville baby! Population: YOU!"

    depending on the situation...
     
  6. cornelius

    cornelius Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2001 Messages: 816 Likes Received: 0
    nawh man.... we're all good.. it's just her dad can be a jerk sometimes...
     
  7. ArtvandaL

    ArtvandaL Guest

    yeH HOMIE,
    ive been there
    my advice
    get serious with that girls pop,
    tell her you love his daughter and you truly understand what hes saying
    say you look forward to growing with her, and tell him a little bullshit if you want, like "I may not have a college degree but I'll be amned if my children dont"
     
  8. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    That would be a bit unecessary, don't you think? You could just tell her. But then again that's provided you have a girl to tell that to. Be luck you'ren't like me, I can't even get a girl to punch me in the face.
     
  9. ArtvandaL

    ArtvandaL Guest

    no that is perfectly appropriate in a situation whereas my fellow man has been dwelling in for the past, oh, month or deu'
     
  10. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    haha. sweettalking parents is one of my 4tays...
     
  11. ArtvandaL

    ArtvandaL Guest

  12. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    i'd tell that nigga to back the fuck up or i'd knock his daughter up 2 times quick.
     
  13. beardo

    beardo Guest

    putting the real voice to text makes shit even funnier
     
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    man... just imagine if YOU had a daughter and she brought someone ummm... like YOU home !
     
  15. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    good point
     
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