SilentBob Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 I just played a game of table tennis (ping pong to some).I forgot how simplistically entertaining this game is. Here is a small list of reasons why I think ping pong is the realness - 1) It requires minimal physical exertion. Unlike normal tennis you more or less stay in one spot. ( this means you are spared wearing those ridiculous short shorts you'de normally find yourself wearing if you were to play tennis ) 2) its a game of quick reflex's, so unlike other minimal exertion games, like lawn bowls, or golf (these games are both cool in my book. But i'm saying compared to ping pong ...) You are not just standing around like a goon making conversation with your opponent. umm thats all I can think off at the moment... but really ping pong is great. As is drunken ping pong... Discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 fuck yeah...ping pong is the shit. especially when beer is included. however, i must say that i absolutely hate walking after the ball to pick it up. i mean yeah, i'm lazy...but bending down to pick up a ping pong ball over and over tends to get annoying. kna mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 finally a fucking thread about table tennis china ruled in this fucking game at the olympic pingpong is really tired, both physically and mentally if you play with the right person when you are drunk, i recommend not to play pingpong because the paddle will break your window *personal experience*. let's hear more about pingpong.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 when i was younger me and my dad would go and build things and paint houses or whatever the fuck for other people. Once we went out to this farm, well, it isn't the type of farm you're probably thinking of, these were rich people that owned a farm.. anyway, I forget what the job was.. but they had table tennis in one of their rooms and I played that shit for hours. Then we went to go get pizza and i got a lucky rabbits foot from the pizza joint. memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Peanut fuck yeah...ping pong is the shit. especially when beer is included. however, i must say that i absolutely hate walking after the ball to pick it up. i mean yeah, i'm lazy...but bending down to pick up a ping pong ball over and over tends to get annoying. kna mean? wonk saggin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 http://www.alyon.org/generale/sport/tennis/ping_pong.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 ping pong is the shit. if you snowboard and have seen the extras in the movie LAME then you know all about sting pong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 I have this very expensive ping-pong table right behind me. It is very heavy. Noone has played pingpong on it for almost two years. We use it as a dinner table sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 ^that sounds pretty ghetto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyall Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 ping pong is fucking awesome. for some reason i sweat like an animal while playing. i get really into it i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Nucleur shit ass hoe.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by anonymity ^that sounds pretty ghetto haha Not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/watch/gold_604.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by justaname china ruled in this fucking game at the olympic I'm sorry, what? What the hell is the criteria for Olympic sports nowadays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Ping pong actually takes quite a bit of skill and energy and eye hand coordination when you are at the professional level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Yeah Table Tennis pretty fun to play, I love kicking people's ass at that game, come to think of it I love kicking people's ass at any sport including video games. I was pleasantly suprised at how fun Golf is to play, it is boring as hell to watch but fuckin fun to play. Go-Karts are also the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by shaolinmasta Go-Karts are also the shit We need a Go-Kart thread like, ASAP..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Yeah, go karts are pretty awesome. I havn't done that for ages ... actually I've never done that... I was just thinking of that episode of the simpsons where they have that soap box durby championship ... Anyway I played ping pong yesterday.... Ping pong anyone ? http://www.hyss.moe.edu.sg/images/table_tennis.jpg'> http://janelu.1colony.com/images/table_tennis.jpg'> http://www.yanous.com/pratique/sports-loisirs/img/T2Table/TABLE-TENNIS-TISSERAND.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 http://www.planetarkive.org/STATIC/games_r1_c1.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/watch/gold_611.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Aka PONG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 EVER SINCE I MANHUNTED YOU AND CALLED YOU OUT FOR LAUGHING SO MUCH YOU'VE QUIT LAUGHING. NOW KEEP LAUGHING SO I CAN HASSLE YOU ABOUT IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 hmm.. I see your right:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by StarzAbove hmm.. I see your right:lol: LAUGH IT UP HOMEBOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 <---champion table tennis star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 PING PONG FOR LIFE NIGGAS! PING MOTHAFUCKING PONG!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 http://www.propstore.co.uk/images/products/239/fg-tabletset1sml.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 haha yeah when ever i think of pingpong i think of forrest gump.. ping pong when your drunk is fun..however...... FOOS BALL IS BETTER!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 Haha, Personally I'll take a game of pong over fooze ball any day. But fooze ball is a great game aswell. I just had a flashback from when some of my highschool peeps all moved into a dirty run down scum house together. We'de spend half the day drinking beer in our underwear listening to shit like "great balls of fire" and "rock you like a hurricane" and playing foozeball. Everytime the ball jumped out of the table everyone would say "fooze" and skull (chug) their beer. It was like one of those early to mid nineties tom cruise flicks... Anyway, pong. http://www.wcape.school.za/rbps/mag2002_picture_gallery/images/table%20tennis.jpg'> http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040822/capt.sge.cpi86.220804103755.photo00.default-384x258.jpg'> http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040816/i/r84150513.jpg'> http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040816/i/r2367492542.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 rule number one : ALWAYS make a retarded face while playing table tennis and concentrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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