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the stupid f*ucking driving test

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FROSTY, Oct 22, 2001.


    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    K am i the only one who found the G2 driving test a bitch. I cant stay calm and i do the stupidest things. The fucking instructor is a robot and i wanna shoot him. i have failed it 2 times now and im gonna freak. usually things with me go "3rd times a charm" so im hoping next time i get it. whell neways do any of you have any driving test horror storys or am i just an outcast....... ?

    for fuk sakes!!!!!!
  2. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    i took driving classes before i went for my test and my instructor was good friends with all the people at the place and brought them pizza and stuff on test day. i honestly should have failed..it's amazing what giving fat old men pizza can accomplish.
  3. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    i went to a driving school where they gave you the test the on the last day. omg i hated that so much. i had this fat mean lady. grr. i'm so glad i will never have to see her again. if you get 10 checks during your test you fail. i got 9. words can't express how much i hated that.
  4. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    Back in the dark ages when I took my test I had the biggest bitch for an instructor, but I passed with flying colors. I guess somones just got skills behind the wheels. I actually like racing, none of this late night drag strip I think I should have been in Fast and the Furious. The real on the highway emergency lane crushing steez.

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    ya i know some people got more skill than others.

    i think my problem is i get all nervous and shit. and i hate all the testers caus they dont fukin talk at all. its like turn this way now park.

    at the end of my test the dude was like you need more practise but at least you know what the test is like now. he was just like gettin out of the car and im like ohhhh so u mean i failed right. and hes like umm yes.
    like god dam just say i fukin failed! Its not soemthing i havnt heard before or soemthin.....
  6. The Helacious Dr. Dazzle

    The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Messages: 257 Likes Received: 0
    It took me three times too.....

    I had to take Drivers Ed at school to get my insurance down. It was done by some private driving school. So I pass the in-class shit no prob, smoked weed before every class. Ok, so for the in car I get seriously, the BIGGEST bitch you could possibly imagine. On my first day she takes me on all the freeways and downtown and shit. I forgot to mention that I had never driven a car in my life. It was hell. I hated that bitch. She made me so nervous, and treated me like I knew how to drive. If I could have one free kill it would be her. I saw her once last year in the school, doing it for more kiddies. She tried to talk to me and I just yelled "FUCK OFF YOU BITCH!!" in front of everybody. Ha ha, it was cool.

    Don't worry man, you'll get it soon:)
  7. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    every one i know said driveing test are easy as fucking hell, mayby you just suck at driveing?
  8. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    just fuckin practice get one of your homies that can drive and sit in the passenger seat and drive around a practice a shit load before the test seriously its not hard unless you dont have any homies

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    hahah word

    the thing that pisses me off is the next time i can take it is january.
  10. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    if were talking about actual drivers exams, i failed my learners about 12 times and passed the driving test with no demerits.
  11. Lush

    Lush Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2000 Messages: 703 Likes Received: 0
    I passed my beginners and my driving test on the first try. The only messed up thing about drivers ed was that I had my b.o.m. teacher as a drivers ed instructor, and he always made me take him to starbucks. Anyway this one time the parking lot was pretty full, and he was like "Park there, no wait there, oh no try there, oh wait we shouldn't park between the two trucks because people will think we're back there necking." OH MY GROSS! It made me feel so icky every time I saw him after that.
  12. mopius

    mopius Guest

    you must suck at driving to vail the driving test...damn
  13. eros

    eros Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 3, 2000 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 0
  14. SenorSeven

    SenorSeven Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2001 Messages: 2,727 Likes Received: 0
    uhm...i thought it was simple...everything about getting it is simple.
  15. i took my permit test today, i got perfect, as usual. hell i'm nearly 18 its about time i got a permit, right?