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the stupid bumperstickers thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by META, Nov 29, 2001.

  1. META

    META New Jack

    Joined: Nov 8, 2001 Messages: 22 Likes Received: 0
    ok someone explain this equation

    A. america has been inviting terrorist acts through the oppression of its indigenous people, its own "citizens", and those around the globe, since the time of its establishment

    B. september 11, 2001-- the inevitable happens: terrorists attack america's citizens


    C. the following bumper stickers: america rules! god bless america! united we stand! america is #1

    :heated: other fucking pathetic stickers:

    * wanted dead or alive: osama bin laden ( this one wouldnt be bad except for our government has replaced "bin Laden" with thousands of innocent people)
    * police protect and serve!
    * vegetarian is a lousy word for primitive hunter
    * the world is my ashtray
    * pave the rainforest
    * i love animals! i eat them!
    * any skanky trendy slogan like "angel" or "princess"
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 70
    Dear god!!! :eek:
  3. AeRoS0ul

    AeRoS0ul Member

    Joined: May 2, 2001 Messages: 538 Likes Received: 0
    Good Stickers

    "Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups"
    "Fat people are harder to kidnapp"

    "I dont agree with your bumpersticker but i defend your right to stick it"
  4. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 70
    Stickers I like:

    -Honk if you're illiterate.
    -I do everything my rice krispies tell me to do.
    -I beat up 4 hippies and all I got was this dumb bus.
    -I Brake for Hallucinations.
    -You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face.
    -University State College. (hahaha)
    -Get your rocks off - study geology!
    -If you can read this, you're to close. (Written in brail)

    And my favorite:
    -My karma ran over your dogma.
  5. dsel.ufd

    dsel.ufd New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2001 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    That vegetarian one is money!
  6. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 177
    no, the vegetarian one WOULD be good if it read:

    Vegetarian is a word for lousy primitive hunter

    see, basically, vegetarian is a word for primitive gatherer...
  7. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Worlds greatest dad
  8. got tha feva

    got tha feva Guest

    Jesus is coming! hurry everyone look busy.

    Lord save me from your followers.

    Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks your an asshole.

    Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

    I brake for hallucinations

    Honk if you love me

    Honk if you’re horny

    Honk if you are just a honker

    Honk all you want, I'm deaf

    Dole for Pineapple.

    500,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain

    Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!

    Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

    Procrastinators Unite!... Tomorrow

    Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  9. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    I seen and grabbed mass amounts of this one at the Los Angeles county fair this summer it read
    "Changing the World One Can at a Time, Recycle"
    I thought the first part was funny. Then I realized it was promoting recycling. I'll scan it and post if you want.
  10. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
  11. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    ok, i didnt really see that one, but it would be funny if i did...

  12. graffitiSUX

    graffitiSUX Senior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 1,659 Likes Received: 0
    "my child failed school and became a garbage man"

    as opposed to the 'my kid is on the honor roll' stickers
  13. 455

    455 Guest

    "Don't follow too close,or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
    ....people cruising around with "Mondale '84" bumper stickers still rockin' on the back of their '78 LTD station wagon..
    "My kid beat up your honor student"
    "The wanna-be Calvin pissing on Ford and Chevy or whatever else you can think of...."
    "Will trade ex wife for fishing boat"...This has got to the stupidest one ever.
    "Official Bumper Sticker"--on the back of a Plymouth Volare'..
    These are just a few I've witnessed rolling around...
  14. RaiD

    RaiD Guest

    want to see the best fuckingbumper stickers in the world? millions of em! www.unamerican.com go to the catolog. i could sit there and read them for hours!
  15. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    my girlfriend said that if i dont quit writing she'll leave me..

    god ill miss her.