mr_president Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 ok, now i look at porn alot, and i keep coming across these sites with girls and "fucking machines". see here for examples: http://galleries.fukingmachines.com/gal/3364/UK5/ so anyways, im looking at the girls and watching the "machines" fuck them, and im trying to figure out why they go so nuts with these machines and act like its so easy to get off with them but not real guys. i mean, the machines have a solid cock that doesnt go limp, thats a given, and it seems semi big, like 6-8 inches give or take the machine, but still it only goes in so deep. then i noticed that it just kinda remains at a constant motion of in and out, doesnt switch up speeds really ...just remains constant and consistant. which brings me to my point, is the girl excited because she's alone with the machine and it makes it easier to just focus on getting off? or because she doesnt have to deal with the emotions of having a guy present and caring about him, she is just trying to reach orgasm? ladies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 *RISE OF THE FUCK MACHINES* http://www.greenlightscafe.com/terminator3_poster.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 ive been thinking about this for awhile, because you always hear girls complaining about not being able to get off while they are having sex, but i dont think its always because the guy isnt working it right, i think instead of trying to get off they get to caught up in the emotional aspects of sex instead of thinking about shit to help them reach orgasm... lets talk about sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 It's called "acting." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president lets talk about sex... lets not, and say we did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 one- with the porns you are watching...she's faking two- the constant motion you were talking about...it's good thing. If a guy keeps changing speeds and styles too fast= no fun. three- better orgasms are reached (at least for me) when there IS that emtional bond between two people, its just better. :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISE Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 because you always hear girls complaining about not being able to get off while they are having sex :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Kettiecat one- with the porns you are watching...she's faking two- the constant motion you were talking about...it's good thing. If a guy keeps changing speeds and styles too fast= no fun. three- better orgasms are reached (at least for me) when there IS that emtional bond between two people, its just better. :king: kettiekat said everything i came to say except for the second thing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob It's called "acting." What do you call a hooker who can role play? An actress. What's the differene between a hooker and an actress? There's film rolling. Thank you folks, I'll be here all week. Try the buffet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob It's called "acting." :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 *believe* Originally posted by Kettiecat one- with the porns you are watching...she's faking two- the constant motion you were talking about...it's good thing. If a guy keeps changing speeds and styles too fast= no fun. three- better orgasms are reached (at least for me) when there IS that emtional bond between two people, its just better. :king: 1-True 2-yeah, you gotta pace yourself, with long and slow deeeeep penetrations, and then quick and shallow penetrations (just the tip). You should go for a few long, slow, and deep pumps, then alot of short, fast stabs, but you gotta do it all just right. "The motion in the ocean" 3-thats true too, real love making can make for waaaaaay better sex. instead of just jumping a females bones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob It's called "acting." :eek: are you serious? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 and have you guys seen those sebastian horse fuck machines? the ones the girl sits on and rides kinda... girls love that damn thing... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 You have way too much time on your hands..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 I AM A FUCKING MACHINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle You have way too much time on your "HANDS" ..... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 BAGINA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 shit thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 theres mr boombastic, and then theres.... http://www.outlane.ch/Bilder/capt.fant.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 its funny i think theyre using an industrial baking mixer. funny yet ...disturbing.. ill never look at a dough the same way again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- I AM A FUCKING MACHINE this was my first thought. my second was...damn...tease put a lot of thought into this. my third...:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 11, 2003 Author Share Posted July 11, 2003 my last girl called me "The Teaser 3000" ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 oh god that just made me think of teaser as being like hte guy from american pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123456 Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/hiimtease.gif'> hahahahahaha how ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 12, 2003 Author Share Posted July 12, 2003 Originally posted by 123456 hahahahahaha how ugly negro please... i could take your mom from your dad son... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president my last girl called me "The Teaser 3000" ;) you cant be fucking serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 12, 2003 Author Share Posted July 12, 2003 Originally posted by yoink you cant be fucking serious? its a joke guy... ha, ha, ha ha, ya know? shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 sometimes you never know.....seriously.... plus with some people out there..... it woulda been kinda funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 well, I didn't check the link but... there's a couple things... this Sybian, which I think is a giat virator but, also, I've seen some electro-shock pussy devices that have made me wonder... I also have a friend (we all woder about him but, he's an artist too so???) anyway, he used a bunch of guys employing hydraulic dildos as a backdrop to one of his shows... it's all perplexing to me... I can have alot of fun with just a regulation girl with a regulation pussy, so many people put a whole bunch more work into it... weird... maybe I'm just lazy... I should apply myself or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Originally posted by Smart well, I didn't check the link but... there's a couple things... this Sybian........ was on real sex once if you caught that, or what not. looks like half a barrel on the floor which a chick straddles and has a small dildo which vibrates. thats all their is too it. I've seen some electro-shock pussy devices that have made me wonder... I dont care how kinky anyone is...thats just scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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