Organ Donor Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 girls=time x money time=money girls=money x money girls=money(squared) money=the root of all evil girls=(square root)evil(squared) girls=evil You always knew girls were evil, but now you have a way to prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 im the first one replying to this and all i got to say hot digaty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEKrocstar OTR CFC Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 TRUE GENIUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organ Donor Posted November 11, 2001 Author Share Posted November 11, 2001 tease i think you got that backward. girls=time x money as in they take all your time and money, not give it to you. that's why they are evil. if they gave it to you they would be anything but evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 I used to have this Little Devil t-shirt (a bmx brand), and it said "Girls are evil." The girlies loved it, cause they "already knew...." By the way, Little Devil also makes a shirt that says "I love your mom." on the front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 While I'm not one to argue with the elegance and veracity of this mathematical equation, I do believe that (as we all agreed some time ago on this forum) the root of all evil is in fact the camel spider: http://www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/Spiders/solpugid3.jpg'> Therefore, to extend the specificity of the equation, girls = camel spiders. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 Originally posted by MASk! http://www.xs4all.nl/~rf/evil.jpg'> Posted some time ago. Some visual explanation to make the point more clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 Originally posted by El Mamerro While I'm not one to argue with the elegance and veracity of this mathematical equation, I do believe that (as we all agreed some time ago on this forum) the root of all evil is in fact the camel toe Therefore, to extend the specificity of the equation, girls = camel toe. Beer, El Mamerro http://www.cameltoe.org/images/purplefleecetoe.jpg'> im with you 100% on that one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 11, 2001 Share Posted November 11, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands http://www.cameltoe.org/images/purplefleecetoe.jpg'> im with you 100% on that one.... Fuck you took the change up on Mammero's quote right out of my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 http://www.xs4all.nl/~rf/evil.jpg'> damn, mathematically, this is 100% correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 i will have to disagree on this because i am female and not evil. anything that will have sex with you, roll off you, fart, and then pass out is evil. anything that will try to cheer you up by forcing you to smell their dirty socks is evil. anything that will happily pee all over the toilet seat and leave it is evil. finally, anything that will promise to call and "forget" is evil so fuck your math. boys are evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 Iris, your arguments are heretofore acknowledged as invalid due to lack of concrete and irrefutable empirical evidence, unlike Organ Donor, who backed up his hypothesis with clarity and elegance, or Tesseract, who even went so far as to provide us with a visual diagram. Any attempts to restate unfounded standpoints such as yours will result in devilish mocking by fellow male forum members and may or may not involve accusing you of having cooties and being a Poopypants, and will render you a possible unlucky recipient of a Donkey Punch, a Dirty Sanchez, or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first. Battery not included. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organ Donor Posted November 13, 2001 Author Share Posted November 13, 2001 anything that bleeds for 5 days and lives is evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 i wrote that out on some piece of paper and gave it to a girl that is a good friend but is always calling me mean so i can now call her evil. and ofcourse she said what iris said and i responded like mamerroismskism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtysicks Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 I think pussy and money will get you into some irreversible shit...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 what you have not realized is that science has outdated males. you are no longer necessary to futhering our species. we can freeze your sperm and kill you. so we might be evil but we are at least necessary. -black widow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 Edit for technical error: I did not mean "uterus", and wrongful placement of the artificial womb concept ocurred. Correction is as follows: Aha, your scope of the latest technological advances in science is limited at best. Freezing sperm? As dumb evil girls would put it, "that's sooooo early 90's". A woman's EGG CELL can easily be cloned and reproduced many times over by anyone with some closet space, knowledge of the processes involved, and around $80 grand to buy the equipment. In vitro fertilization is a thing of the past already, and artificial human wombs are about 5-10 years away; the Japanese already have a working artificial goat womb pumping out goat fetuses since 1997. Shows you women how futile your evil male extinction schemes are; we've thought of them already and have come up with 20 plans for every single one you've hatched. Women are still necessary, cause we still don't know how to cook, and frankly, I don't like the thought of other guys providing me with oral pleasure. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 ok listen up mammogram! clone uteruses? you have to have a woman attached to it to grow a fetus. science has advanced but we have not advanced that far. and one more thing.... we have a cures for the dumbest shit. we even have pills that old men can take to get their shit moving again (yeah, i am talking about viagra) but why don't they don't have a cure for morning sickness? my old roommate threw up for about two months straight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crook_fo'_Life Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 El Mamerro Iris, your arguments are heretofore acknowledged as invalid due to lack of concrete and irrefutable empirical evidence, unlike Organ Donor, who backed up his hypothesis with clarity and elegance, or Tesseract, who even went so far as to provide us with a visual diagram. Any attempts to restate unfounded standpoints such as yours will result in devilish mocking by fellow male forum members and may or may not involve accusing you of having cooties and being a Poopypants, and will render you a possible unlucky recipient of a Donkey Punch, a Dirty Sanchez, or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first. Battery not included. Beer, hahahahaha nicely put....donkey punch/dirty sanchez=good times, on the note of girls being evil I agree completely:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 if girls are so evil, stop sticking your dicks in us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 I like my girls very very very very EVIL! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffitiSUX Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 Originally posted by Iris if girls are so evil, stop sticking your dicks in us. can't argue with that. i'm still keeping my wife though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 True, no argument... But what's wrong with sticking my dick into an evil woman? I fail to see the problem here. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 mam-what kind of beer are you referring to? you are always writing beer as some sort of "goodbye" or "later" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 If Eve hadn't eaten the fucking apple we'd all still be living in paradise. Now that's evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 i don't blame all men for that crazy guy who did the oklahoma bombing. by the way..... has anyone ever heard of a female serial killer? i haven't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 Originally posted by Iris ..... has anyone ever heard of a female serial killer? i haven't. Er, how about Rose West? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 girls are diabolical like whoa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted November 14, 2001 Share Posted November 14, 2001 Originally posted by Iris ..... has anyone ever heard of a female serial killer? i haven't. Also... http://faculty.ncwc.edu/toconnor/401/401lect11.htm EVIL:love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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