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While I'm not one to argue with the elegance and veracity of this mathematical equation, I do believe that (as we all agreed some time ago on this forum) the root of all evil is in fact the camel spider:

 

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Therefore, to extend the specificity of the equation, girls = camel spiders. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

While I'm not one to argue with the elegance and veracity of this mathematical equation, I do believe that (as we all agreed some time ago on this forum) the root of all evil is in fact the camel toe

 

Therefore, to extend the specificity of the equation, girls = camel toe. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

 

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im with you 100% on that one....

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i will have to disagree on this because i am female and not evil.

 

anything that will have sex with you, roll off you, fart, and then pass out is evil.

 

anything that will try to cheer you up by forcing you to smell their dirty socks is evil.

 

anything that will happily pee all over the toilet seat and leave it is evil.

 

finally, anything that will promise to call and "forget" is evil

 

so fuck your math. boys are evil.

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Iris, your arguments are heretofore acknowledged as invalid due to lack of concrete and irrefutable empirical evidence, unlike Organ Donor, who backed up his hypothesis with clarity and elegance, or Tesseract, who even went so far as to provide us with a visual diagram. Any attempts to restate unfounded standpoints such as yours will result in devilish mocking by fellow male forum members and may or may not involve accusing you of having cooties and being a Poopypants, and will render you a possible unlucky recipient of a Donkey Punch, a Dirty Sanchez, or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first. Battery not included. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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i wrote that out on some piece of paper and gave it to a girl that is a good friend but is always calling me mean so i can now call her evil. and ofcourse she said what iris said and i responded like mamerroismskism.

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Edit for technical error: I did not mean "uterus", and wrongful placement of the artificial womb concept ocurred. Correction is as follows:

 

 

Aha, your scope of the latest technological advances in science is limited at best. Freezing sperm? As dumb evil girls would put it, "that's sooooo early 90's".

 

A woman's EGG CELL can easily be cloned and reproduced many times over by anyone with some closet space, knowledge of the processes involved, and around $80 grand to buy the equipment. In vitro fertilization is a thing of the past already, and artificial human wombs are about 5-10 years away; the Japanese already have a working artificial goat womb pumping out goat fetuses since 1997. Shows you women how futile your evil male extinction schemes are; we've thought of them already and have come up with 20 plans for every single one you've hatched. Women are still necessary, cause we still don't know how to cook, and frankly, I don't like the thought of other guys providing me with oral pleasure. Beer,

 

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ok listen up mammogram!

clone uteruses? you have to have a woman attached to it to grow a fetus. science has advanced but we have not advanced that far.

 

and one more thing.... we have a cures for the dumbest shit. we even have pills that old men can take to get their shit moving again (yeah, i am talking about viagra) but why don't they don't have a cure for morning sickness? my old roommate threw up for about two months straight....

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El Mamerro Iris, your arguments are heretofore acknowledged as invalid due to lack of concrete and irrefutable empirical evidence, unlike Organ Donor, who backed up his hypothesis with clarity and elegance, or Tesseract, who even went so far as to provide us with a visual diagram. Any attempts to restate unfounded standpoints such as yours will result in devilish mocking by fellow male forum members and may or may not involve accusing you of having cooties and being a Poopypants, and will render you a possible unlucky recipient of a Donkey Punch, a Dirty Sanchez, or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first. Battery not included. Beer,

 

hahahahaha nicely put....donkey punch/dirty sanchez=good times, on the note of girls being evil I agree completely:mad:

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True, no argument... But what's wrong with sticking my dick into an evil woman? I fail to see the problem here. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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