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The root of all evil.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Organ Donor, Nov 11, 2001.

  1. Organ Donor

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    The root of all evil.

    Discussion started by Organ Donor - Nov 11, 2001

    girls=time x money

    time=money

    girls=money x money

    girls=money(squared)

    money=the root of all evil

    girls=(square root)evil(squared)

    girls=evil


    You always knew girls were evil, but now you have a way to prove it.
     
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  2. tue skinny

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    tue skinny - Replied Nov 11, 2001

    im the first one replying to this and all i got to say hot digaty
     
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    SEKrocstar OTR CFC - Replied Nov 11, 2001

    TRUE GENIUS!
     
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  4. Organ Donor

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    Organ Donor - Replied Nov 11, 2001

    tease i think you got that backward. girls=time x money as in they take all your time and money, not give it to you. that's why they are evil. if they gave it to you they would be anything but evil.
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Nov 11, 2001

    I used to have this Little Devil t-shirt (a bmx brand), and it said "Girls are evil." The girlies loved it, cause they "already knew...." By the way, Little Devil also makes a shirt that says "I love your mom." on the front.
     
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  6. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Nov 11, 2001

    While I'm not one to argue with the elegance and veracity of this mathematical equation, I do believe that (as we all agreed some time ago on this forum) the root of all evil is in fact the camel spider:

    http://www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/Spiders/solpugid3.jpg'>

    Therefore, to extend the specificity of the equation, girls = camel spiders. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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    boogie hands - Replied Nov 11, 2001

    http://www.cameltoe.org/images/purplefleecetoe.jpg'>

    im with you 100% on that one....
     
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    http://www.xs4all.nl/~rf/evil.jpg'>


    damn, mathematically, this is 100% correct.
     
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    Iris - Replied Nov 13, 2001

    i will have to disagree on this because i am female and not evil.

    anything that will have sex with you, roll off you, fart, and then pass out is evil.

    anything that will try to cheer you up by forcing you to smell their dirty socks is evil.

    anything that will happily pee all over the toilet seat and leave it is evil.

    finally, anything that will promise to call and "forget" is evil

    so fuck your math. boys are evil.
     
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  12. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Nov 13, 2001

    Iris, your arguments are heretofore acknowledged as invalid due to lack of concrete and irrefutable empirical evidence, unlike Organ Donor, who backed up his hypothesis with clarity and elegance, or Tesseract, who even went so far as to provide us with a visual diagram. Any attempts to restate unfounded standpoints such as yours will result in devilish mocking by fellow male forum members and may or may not involve accusing you of having cooties and being a Poopypants, and will render you a possible unlucky recipient of a Donkey Punch, a Dirty Sanchez, or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first. Battery not included. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
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    Organ Donor - Replied Nov 13, 2001

    anything that bleeds for 5 days and lives is evil.
     
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    SPLINTER - Replied Nov 13, 2001

    i wrote that out on some piece of paper and gave it to a girl that is a good friend but is always calling me mean so i can now call her evil. and ofcourse she said what iris said and i responded like mamerroismskism.
     
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    dirtysicks - Replied Nov 13, 2001

    I think pussy and money will get you into some irreversible shit......
     
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