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.:.The RAGBRAI trip thread with Photos.:.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SteveAustin, Aug 6, 2003.

  1. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    RAGBRAI: Register's Annual Great Bike Ride Across Iowa.

    475 miles of riding across the state of Iowa. I've never seen so much corn in my life.

    The Team Pink Floyd Bus that just happened to double as the world's largest cooler.

    http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai19.jpg'>

    All the first years get the virgin mark.
    I got this version after my team bus left me inside a Casey's. Since they had my bike and all my money and possessions...I had to sag a ride to the next town 26 miles away with Fat Tom's Army. One of their riders got pissed off because one of the guy's girlfriends kept skipping songs. He got up, walked to the front of the bus, ejected the six cd cassette out of the changer and tossed it out of the window.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai7.jpg'>

    there were all kinds of parties and beer slides along the route.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai10.jpg'>

    some drunk running around in a thong.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai20.jpg'>

    Iowa state patrol flexing their muscle. We tried to get them to cuff someone but they wouldn't do it.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai21.jpg'>

    really crappy photo of a wet t-shirt contest.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai14.jpg'>
     
  2. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    some dude on a horse with a hulk hand.

    http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai22.jpg'>

    stonecutters.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai1.jpg'>

    there was a whole bus load of them.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai18.jpg'>

    someone kidnapped a chicken and let it go inside a bar.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai2.jpg'>
     
  3. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    beer break.

    http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai4.jpg'>

    some of our guys and Team Pucker's guys getting open container citations.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai5.jpg'>

    checking out the goods.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai24.jpg'>

    she said she was gonna flash us.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai17.jpg'>

    gas powered bike blender. the women really, really, really liked this thing.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai16.jpg'>
     
  4. Hell yeah! Good stuff steve...i was expecting chill -no bike- holiday flicks but hey, a man has to do what he has to do

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  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    awesome awesome awesome!

    and it doesn't look like anyone's actually doing much riding. Nice!
    Admit it steveaustin.... that's really you on the horse!
     
  6. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    the whitey tidy guy.

    http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai15.jpg'>

    lunch time for the ladies.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai11.jpg'>

    all the ladies got team tattoos.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai23.jpg'>

    inside the bars.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai8.jpg'>

    some guy we ran into outside of the bars. dude had puked all over the place and was sitting behind this dumpster banging his head on it and laughing.

    [img]http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai9.jpg'>
     
  7. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    looks fun... i think my aunt did this ride way back, i had no idea it was like that. was this the ride that the guy on his mower runs across in "the straight story"?
     
  8. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    when everyone heard I was going on vacation to ride my bike they all laughed.

    one of the coolest things about this deal was that there were towns every 10 -15 miles. everyone riding would stop and party for a while and then ride another 15 miles or so and stop and party.

    unfortunately I take really shitty photos when I'm drunk. the bus ride back to the starting point was insane. by the time we got home...most everyone was topless.

    kilo...when a girl in a catholic school girl uniform tells you to cowboy up...you find a way to play the part.
     
  9. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    as long as you didn't use that giant green hand..... s'ok!
     
  10. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    nomada...no clue man.

    those hulk hands make the world's greatest coozies. by the end of the week...I was trying to figure out how to ride with them on.

    vital stats for the week:

    23 - cases of beer
    4 - 1.75 mls of vodka
    2 - 1.75s of Captain Morgan
    2 - 1.75s of tequila
     
  11. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    probably best for you. but it was, i did a google and confirmed.

    that was the slowest movie though, so don;t see it, its about a guy who rides his lawn tractor form iowa to wisconsin and he runs across this bike ride on the way.
     
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    that was just for you? good god man! How did you even get on a bike after that.
    I hope everyone was wearing their helmets.
     
  13. Holy fuck, dude, that looks like an unbelievable amount of fun... I wish I had the fortitude to drink heavily and still be able to ride a few miles so I can go drink some more.

    Hahahaha, I'm loving the expression on the guy's face next to the woman "enjoying" the blender... just holding a banana and staring lustily at her crotch.

    *Edit: Jesus dude, that's 79 beers a day!
     
  14. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    hahaha. Good stuff from SA.
     
  15. SukiSukiNow

    SukiSukiNow Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 15, 2001 Messages: 11,303 Likes Received: 701
    Oooh I feel so special, I guess the nudes were a private thing. :yum:
     
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