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>>The Pink Eye Club<<


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I woke up this morning.

I couldn't open my eyes.

There was no pain,

but there was a burning.

I scraped the puss from my eyelashes.

I looked in the mirror.

It looked like my eye was bleeding.

My eye feels like it has been tearing all day,

but there has been no tears.

I will go to the doctor tomorrow.

I will get medicated eye drops.

 

I have joined the pink eye club.

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You can join too. Just come on over and I'll hook you up proper.

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Originally posted by Milton

My ex instant messages me the other day to tell me she has pink eye. And to ask if I have a drinking problem...

 

 

My ex had pink eye when we were together. I was actually right next to him when he woke up with it. I'm surprised I didn't get it.

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i'm teh second oldest of seven children, so pink eye was one of those things that we didn't even worry about in our house after awhile. i'd just wake up and not be able to open my eyes, scrape the crust off, grab the medicine from my parents' bathroom, call in sick to school, and go back to bed.

 

/member of the pec since 83. yes, i got it when i was one, somehow.

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I just got over pinkeye it was pretty shitty.i woke up from a nap and my

eye felt all irritated it pissed me off,then my bro was like hey yo you got pink eye.he wouldnt let me touch anything in his car and shit it was kind of funny. but yea i had it in one eye for 3 days then this one day i did acid and touched my other eye then i had it in both eyes for like 3 days.they were ejaculating everywhere....i thought it was just from the cumshots guess not:rolleyes:

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  • 7 years later...

Controversial - first post 6 green after some red

 

 

pink eye suprise 18 up, 8 down

 

while banging a girl doggy style pull out and spit on her back so that she

thinks you have came while she turns around blow your load in her face.

 

 

i was banging this girl last night and gave her the pink eye suprise

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