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!!!the pinche Sifl & Olly thread !!!!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MOOGLE?, Jul 23, 2003.

  1. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    sifl and olly::::::::......:::#;;;;#;:::::.......

    chesters poems...........................................................


    Really pretty
    you are very good
    I'm chester
    I like your shiny dress
    Are you a princess?
    Do you mind if I call you
    Princess Passion?


    Sometimes, when I'm alone,
    I think about Ketchup,
    Because I know that the truth is that
    Its just sitting there in a bottle, by itself.
    I'm pretty sure it's red.
    Sometimes when I'm with Ketchup,
    I think about being alone,
    In a bottle.
    Standing next to the mustard all day.

    Poems are like...soul food from the minds kitchen, you dig?

    sifl and olly poems.......................................................................

    Abe Lincoln

    Abe Lincoln had a way with words.
    In true silence.
    And when you're pure,
    You can almost hear him snoring in his grave.
    He was pretty tall.

    -- Sifl

    Nightmare of the Thimble's Dreams

    Oh curious splendid thimble
    My eye is to you as dew to the petal.
    Protectith thy thumb from needlish pokes
    Be true?
    My reflection against your silver skin?
    Have I had the corn betwixed my teeth this whole time?
    Have I been sewing with corn stuck between my teeth the whole time?!
    Gross...I am sorry poor thimble.
    Sorry for the view I cast uponith mine silver thumb helmet.

    -- Olly


    Great big trees are like...wow.
    Some of those suckers get tall.
    I'm like a fallen dove, with oversized wings.
    Be true when you're doing math.
    There's no right or wrong answer.
    Paul used to say that.

    -- Sifl

    Tiger Power

    You know...
    I don't feel keeping tigers as pets is as cool as it seems
    with the meat
    and the fur
    and the nails
    and the teeth...
    Is that corn between that tigers teeth?
    That tiger has corn between his teeth.
    How was that tiger eating corn?
    What the hell's going on here?
    It's not corn?
    What it is then?
    ...pieces of a raincoat?
    I'm sorry...I didn't know.

    -- Olly


    A light desire for free grapes.
    No fool will swallow a pony from the large end first.
    Many people sing, but few play Stratigo.
    In or out?
    You're all taking your shoes off!

    -- Sifl

    Life...you're soaking in it.

    The quicksand is deep around here
    It is life.
    A leather ashtray filled with the Queens cigars
    It is life.
    Dropping a thousand beanbags out of an airplane
    It is Leif Garret...I mean life.
    A snowcone's skeleton displayed in a hologram.
    Life is it!...thus it is life.
    A football stadium filled with pudding
    As aiplanes lower the giant spoon.
    ...It is....
    Robotic Sausages that can roll and beep.

    -- olly

    You're always hearing something
    Until silence interrupts it
    Like dinosaur burps

    -- sifl

    Checketh thy coat at the door
    oh rose of silken ways
    Moveth into thy light and furl thy tongue a raspberry
    At a' boy danny, at a boy danny, come on danny,
    you can do it danny...come on, homerun, danny!
    you got it danny, next one danny... only two strikes danny
    this one's you danny. swing danny, you can do it danny...
    you suck danny.
    checketh thy coat at the door of time.
    -- olly

    The darkest night
    Can't compare
    to the lightest shadows
    sawdust is like aching hearts
    with no glue
    there are no solids

    -- sifl

    My sweater is full of moths
    makes me...
    I turn slowly
    put it in sifl's drawer

    -- olly

    Charles in charge
    of my day
    of my night

    -- sifl

    from my cowboy hat to my spurs
    from my pet cougar to it's purrs
    from mountain top to valley stream
    America America
    man you got alot of awesome malls!

    -- olly

    Bleed a Lot Johnny

    "Bleed a lot...
    Bleed a lot Johnny"

    -- sifl

    Daddy's wigwam tall and straight
    See them open heaven's gate
    See them walking one by one
    Astropup chillin' in the sun

    -- sifl & olly

    Man of fiddle
    Did him tiny goddess
    See them rust
    sore from their urge
    to worship lather.

    -- sifl

    Smear my stuff
    Why is it so


    Oh skulls of tiny nature
    Moveth into thine frillith
    Refrigerated star signs popping
    Floweth in the grace of the quasi-rider jacket
    Bloomin' heck

    -sifl & olly

    I recall two raw boys in rose
    crying like bitter drunks
    I stare
    I say
    Use crushed juice on them

    -- sifl

    I like Monkeys
    big super monkeys
    even when they pinch my arm
    zippity bang, orangutans
    never did nobody no harm
    I like monkeys
    punky, funky, monkeys
    When they wear bandanas...
    I feel overwhelmed

    -- olly
  2. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    good show.
    i remember the show when olly thought he was going to get his ass beat by that tough guy puppet
  3. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
  4. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
  5. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
  6. Rashomonster

    Rashomonster New Jack

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 51 Likes Received: 1
    wasn't his name stealth...and he was always smoking a cigarette and had like a pierced eyebrow or lip. ahh, good times.
  7. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502

  8. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,495 Likes Received: 502
    if ya dont know yg blood ......ya dont know.your missin out

  9. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    damn i forgot all about that show, its been ages. funny show, wish it would have never gone off air.....or is it still on somewhere?
  10. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

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  11. fannypack2

    fannypack2 Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2003 Messages: 263 Likes Received: 0
    BEST SHOW! i just typed this in the "shows you wish didnt end" thread.
  12. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    f'sho^^^^. my most miss-ed show