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the ongoing saga of my neighbours...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Aug 18, 2003.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    first it was the hippies,
    then it was the ravers,
    now it's nu-rock art students.

    there's 6 of them and there's no hot water.
    Plus they are going up on the roof and pissing
    off the neighbours. A satelite dish wash broken
    and tiles knocked off. I mean why the hell cant
    my landlord rent to people who have jobs?

    Is it like his thing to rent to underemployed students
    who have just moved out of their parents house and still dont
    understand how to take out garbage or stop a running toilet?

    so here's where you come in....

    I want some sweet sweet revenge
    that wont get my ass kicked to the curb
    and wont destroy the house. Any ideas?

  2. Hahaha, dude...these people could be fun...

    Seriously, no such thing as sweet sweet revenge that doesnt get you in deep shit if caught...however, heres something i heard the other day. When builders had to many problems with the owner, as soon as they finished the house, the would open a small hole in the wall, like an electrical socket, put an egg in there( with a small hole) and cover the hole on the wall making sure they'd leave a smal small hole to breathe. Eventually the fuckin egg would rot, the whole house would smell lousy and noone could be able to find were it comes from.
  3. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    throw a racoon carcass on there door
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    thanks tesser....

    but no. I'm not talking about something that vile.
    I'm thinking of more like getting their phone number
    and giving it to a bunch of telemarkets or some milder shit.

    here's the odd thing... these people have been here for 4+ months
    and there's still no mail coming for them. Oh right... all the bills go to daddy.
  5. yoshy

    yoshy Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2000 Messages: 738 Likes Received: 0
    make an anonymus call to the dep. of health, and then child endagerment,
    and then some other official agencies and get em all caught up
    in red tape. that would be a hassle and a half. sometimes, once those
    agencies start knocking, its really difficult to get em to stop.
  6. yoshy

    yoshy Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2000 Messages: 738 Likes Received: 0
    i like that!
  7. wOw

    wOw New Jack

    Joined: Dec 3, 2002 Messages: 81 Likes Received: 0
    Go take a shit in a bag then dump in their mailbox or wipe it on the door handle.make sure you eat some corn it always makes it look more awesome:D
  8. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

    Joined: Jun 23, 2003 Messages: 1,601 Likes Received: 0
    get their address and their names, pick one or more and make up an article talking about he's gay or any details you want about him. send it to the single and looking ads in the newspaper. that shit would be entertaining.
  9. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    that's a great idea with the numbers and stickers.
    It could go on for months. I mean really... have you
    ever read the number on a 'free kittens' sign if you didn't want a kitten.

    I think I could one up the kittens though....
    Imagine this in a busy classified section

    • 4 tickets for wrestling
      $50 for 4 gold level seats.
      I work the swing shift so call
      from 2:00am to 6:00am.

    it's got to be wrestling or monster trucks or some redneck shit for full effect.
  10. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 623
    there you go!!

    now what do you even need us for?! ^^^^
  11. RAGSOE

    RAGSOE New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 1
    nice. very nice.

    on a side note, i wonder if anyone out there is still stupid enough to step on something burning on there doorstep when they answer the door. hmmm...
  12. harry

    harry Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 10, 2002 Messages: 218 Likes Received: 0
    why dont u..puke into a plastic bag,freeze it into a small flat shape..when it is frozen take the bag off ans slide in their mailbox lat at night..when it defrosts in the morning they will all wonder how the hell the puke got there...:crazy:
  13. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    for all the people suggesting I take a crap on their door...

    there's one door to the street and 2 doors to the appts.
    If I left shit out there they'd know it was me. And these
    kids are too dumb to put out a firs on their front door.
    That's why I despise them them.
  14. PedroHammers

    PedroHammers Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 24, 2003 Messages: 403 Likes Received: 0
    go with the phone number and sticker thing....
    even better, once you get the number post it on 12oz... i am sure that we could have a bit of fun with that here.
    and by the way, let us know how it turns out.
  15. serum

    serum Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 9, 2000 Messages: 4,200 Likes Received: 138
    if you are hell bent on fucking with them i`d suggest being friends with them first. from there you could do alot more harm then you could in your present situation.