Guest railroadjerk Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 URINE! From: Allen (alnowongspam137@yahoo.com) Subject: urine therapy for acne View this article only Newsgroups: alt.skincare.acne Date: 2001-10-26 14:31:46 PST Here's my regimen: Drink mid-stream morning urine as much as you'd like. Which in beginning really won't be that much. :-) Try to save some and dip your hand into it and wipe it onto your acne / face. Rub it a few times and work it in. You'll notice that it will dry and evaporate rather quickly. Throughout the day I wipe fresh urine onto acne. If you don't want to use your hands, you can use a q-tip. Try it for 3 days and see what happens. And then you can report back whether it worked or not. And please don't post anything derogatory about it until you have read the reports at the URLs listed above and even tried it. Don't let your conditioning into modern "Western" medicine stop you from experiencing what traditional cultures have been using for centuries. Actually a few modern Western doctors have done research on it and support it. All of my friends noticed how clear my face has been after I tried this. I even told them my secret. Of course they were all in shock. But, I feel great and look great. Health has been outstanding as a result. One side effect that a friend with a really acute sense of smell noticed was that after I went running, I smelled as if though I pissed on myself. But, again she had a very acute sense of smell. No one else has ever noticed anything. And in this case, I went running right after drinking the urine. Another side effect is that my hair isn't falling out as much as it used to. It started falling out after a radical diet change and using the Head and Shoulders on my head in the hopes that it'll help reduce facial acne (I got that idea from this site). Well the only thing the Head and Shoulders did reduce was the amount of hair on my head. So, I don't suggest doing that one. From: Russ (russ@nospamruss.net) Subject: Re: urine therapy for acne View this article only Newsgroups: alt.skincare.acne Date: 2001-10-26 17:57:33 PST I'm sorry, I just couldn't possibly drink that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 i heard if you put semen in your teeth cuts away the tarter but it has to be in large quantities.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 It's called BEER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 i fucking hate finals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 its called jagermeister kids it wont cure your problems but it sure as shit will make you forget them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 If you're female, semen in your ass will cure hemorhoids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Spalding Grey said he and his brother used to try to stop their hair loss by pouring 'early morning urine' on their heads... but they're both bald now... though, if you get stuck by a stingray or stung by a manowar, piss is the ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 i just like peeing on things its so nice to be out and about and just piss wherever parking lots, fountains,people, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GI Jew Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 The best thing is dish detergent in fountains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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