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the NEW liquid cure-all!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by railroadjerk, Dec 17, 2002.

  1. railroadjerk

    railroadjerk Guest

    URINE!

    From: Allen ([email protected])
    Subject: urine therapy for acne
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    Newsgroups: alt.skincare.acne
    Date: 2001-10-26 14:31:46 PST

    Here's my regimen:
    Drink mid-stream morning urine as much as you'd like. Which in
    beginning really won't be that much. :)
    Try to save some and dip your hand into it and wipe it onto your acne
    / face. Rub it a few times and work it in. You'll notice that it
    will dry and evaporate rather quickly.

    Throughout the day I wipe fresh urine onto acne. If you don't want to
    use your hands, you can use a q-tip.

    Try it for 3 days and see what happens. And then you can report back
    whether it worked or not. And please don't post anything derogatory
    about it until you have read the reports at the URLs listed above and
    even tried it. Don't let your conditioning into modern "Western"
    medicine stop you from experiencing what traditional cultures have
    been using for centuries. Actually a few modern Western doctors have
    done research on it and support it.

    All of my friends noticed how clear my face has been after I tried
    this. I even told them my secret. Of course they were all in shock.
    But, I feel great and look great. Health has been outstanding as a
    result. One side effect that a friend with a really acute sense of
    smell noticed was that after I went running, I smelled as if though I
    pissed on myself. But, again she had a very acute sense of smell. No
    one else has ever noticed anything. And in this case, I went running
    right after drinking the urine. Another side effect is that my hair
    isn't falling out as much as it used to. It started falling out after
    a radical diet change and using the Head and Shoulders on my head in
    the hopes that it'll help reduce facial acne (I got that idea from
    this site). Well the only thing the Head and Shoulders did reduce was
    the amount of hair on my head. So, I don't suggest doing that one.

    From: Russ ([email protected])
    Subject: Re: urine therapy for acne

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    Newsgroups: alt.skincare.acne
    Date: 2001-10-26 17:57:33 PST

    I'm sorry, I just couldn't possibly drink that.
     
  2. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    i heard if you put semen in your teeth cuts away the tarter but it has to be in large quantities....
     
  3. socrates

    socrates Guest

    It's called BEER
     
  4. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    i fucking hate finals
     
  5. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    its called jagermeister kids
    it wont cure your problems but it sure as shit will make you forget them
     
  6. GI Jew

    GI Jew New Jack

    Joined: Dec 5, 2002 Messages: 4 Likes Received: 0
    If you're female, semen in your ass will cure hemorhoids.
     
  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    Spalding Grey said he and his brother used to try to stop their hair loss by pouring 'early morning urine' on their heads... but they're both bald now...

    though, if you get stuck by a stingray or stung by a manowar, piss is the ticket
     
  8. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    i just like peeing on things
    its so nice to be out and about and just piss wherever
    parking lots, fountains,people, etc.
     
  9. GI Jew

    GI Jew New Jack

    Joined: Dec 5, 2002 Messages: 4 Likes Received: 0
    The best thing is dish detergent in fountains.
     
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