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It's been awhile since we discussed this topic and i need a reason to keep logging on here since it's getting sooo fucking boring.. here goes -

 

1. Have you tried it ?

2. How did you talk the girl into trying it ?

3. Did it hurt her or even fit ?

4. Was is satisfying ? (for both parties)

 

me ? i have tried, albeit largely unsuccessful on both attempts.. just couldnt get evil mr wobbly to go all the way in.. i think she finally agreed to let me try coz i bugged her about it so much. she didnt really enjoy herself either, but i still stuck my finger in her bum a few times.. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

next.

 

 

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pistol,

 

i got this movie clip of this chick with blondaehair, i think its like an old english wig, givin this guy whose dressed up like the devil head in some dark room. have you seen this movie/clip and by anychance on earth know who that pornstar is? shes fuckin bangin. i never owned a porn movie in my life but i want to cop hers, whoever she is, she got my attention. then imma cop a sylvia saint one, she likes it in the butt. the internet has askewed me from dvd porn with changable angles.

 

thanks in advance

 

iCEBERGonthepornprowlforthatchickoneruppermotherfucker

 

anal sex

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The Devils Blowjob was the name of the clip

 

i will download kazza and install it so you can get it offa me

 

whats your kazaa name?

 

search for tdb.avi i got it up an runnin

 

my names ConnArtist@KaZaA

 

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Originally posted by avils

 

1. Have you tried it ?

2. How did you talk the girl into trying it ?

3. Did it hurt her or even fit ?

4. Was is satisfying ? (for both parties)

 

1.Yes.

2.Asked her straight foreward.

3.Yes, of course it hurt..your shoving something the size of a bananna up her ass!! (it eventually fit.)

4.Yes, for me. No, for her. But weve done it a few other times than the first, sometimes at her request. So its gettin better...i guess?

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

Oh, and dont come in their ass...my girl was too happy with me on that one...

 

ahahaha nice man.. that's what i'm talking about, right there !

 

yeah, when i finally convinced my ex to let me try it, she was like "dont cum in my ass, i dont want that stuff leaking out of me for the next few days" fuck.. its a pity i didnt really get to plunder that ass coz i woulda busted up there for sure !

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arg im just gonna take a screenshot

 

gimme fifteen minutes

 

can i mail you a bmp?

 

never mind it wont even come up on a screenshot. goddamnit this girls bangin. hmmmm. you go on irc heh? if you do i can meet you somewhere or aim. just lemme know where or screen name.

 

sorry for turning your anal thread into my pornstar search

 

nah i dont have that, the webserver thing. you got aim? :/

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a jpg takes a lot less time.

hey iceberg,

do you know how to set up your own server using your computer?

you use your IP to share whatever files you want. ex. mp3's porn etc.

for windows

start>program files>accesories>internet tools>personal web server

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

arg im just gonna take a screenshot

 

gimme fifteen minutes

 

can i mail you a bmp?

 

just make sure you mention 'anal sex' in each of your posts, or ima have to ask you to leave... nah..j/k

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Originally posted by avils

 

just make sure you mention 'anal sex' in each of your posts, or ima have to ask you to leave... nah..j/k

 

done and done

 

you dont know how bad i want to find out this chicks name. shes fuckin bangin by my standards. im kinda upset shes a pornstar but then again i wouldnt have ever met her in my life so im like fuck it, im kinda glad shes having sex so i can watch

 

*edit*

 

anal sex

 

*another edit*

 

alas im not a nightowl and i cant hang. im going to sleep i gotta go get mri's and catscans an all this other good shit in 5 hours. so im goin to sleep for the night. thanks anyways pistol. im destined to not know her name. nor own any of her dvds i guess. :(

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Originally posted by avils

 

 

1. Have you tried it ?

2. How did you talk the girl into trying it ?

3. Did it hurt her or even fit ?

4. Was is satisfying ? (for both parties)

 

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1.Yes.

2.Got her in the mood

3.Yes, of course it hurt.. but after a while she gets used to it and begains enjoying it.

4.Yes, i came once, yes for her she came twice.(the last t ime i had sex about a week ago....:mad: ,too long to wait!!)

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1. yes a few times...

2. different ways for different girls...

3. never really cared to ask them if it hurt or not

4. i enjoyed it and it seemed as if she enjoyed it too... so i guess it was fun all around!

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haha...i guess that is what i get for telling you people that i dont mind anal sex. give me her email and i will magically convince her to have anal sex with you and fullfill all you fantasies.

 

anal sex is the best. :king:

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by Pistol

 

By the way condoms make anal rougher. Condoms dont slide into that shit as well. (No pun intended)

 

thats a classic:p

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Guest Ted Wakowski
Originally posted by shameless self promotion

shameless says "fuck a condom"

 

I know you're shameless, but not using a condom for anal can be bad news. Bacterial types of infections are really easy to acquire this way. Girls in porns who have guys hit it raw are getting enemas before their scenes so it's clean ... but the average girl isn't, which leaves the potential for some serious post-sex dysfunction on the happy-go-lucky anal-fucker's part. No joke.

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by iCEBERG

i got this movie clip of this chick with blondaehair, i think its like an old english wig, givin this guy whose dressed up like the devil head in some dark room. have you seen this movie/clip and by anychance on earth know who that pornstar is

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

 

I own that very title !

The movie is Forever Night staring Stacey Valentine

http://www.draculina.com/images/Fornight.gif'>

 

this is the cast...

 

ASHLEY RENEE

BILLY GLIDE

BRICK MAJORS

BRITTANY ANDREWS *

BROOKE LANE

COLT STEELE

EARL SLATE

ERIC PRICE

JEANNA FINE

JILL KELLY *

JOHN DECKER

JOHN WEST

LIZA HARPER

PETER ROMERO

RAYLENE

ROBERT ROSE

STACY VALENTINE

VALENTINO

 

the girl you asked about it either one of the *'s

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ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

 

i what i have to say about it.

 

my boys all about it, but i think it hurts way too much, bleugh. good bargaining tool though.

 

why can't two holes be good enough, why do you need three? next something will be coming at my ear ...... sheesh

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

 

I own that very title !

The movie is Forever Night staring Stacey Valentine

http://www.draculina.com/images/Fornight.gif'>

 

this is the cast...

 

ASHLEY RENEE

BILLY GLIDE

BRICK MAJORS

BRITTANY ANDREWS *

BROOKE LANE

COLT STEELE

EARL SLATE

ERIC PRICE

JEANNA FINE

JILL KELLY *

JOHN DECKER

JOHN WEST

LIZA HARPER

PETER ROMERO

RAYLENE

ROBERT ROSE

STACY VALENTINE

VALENTINO

 

the girl you asked about it either one of the *'s

 

holy shit thanks you so very much

 

that girl is so fucking perfect to me for some reason.

 

if it had that sylvia saint chick id be set for females for life.

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Originally posted by DETO

devilush i just sent you an e mail with her address thank you :crazy:

 

i was actually shocked when i saw it in my email!! read your email. and get back at me.

 

it hurts ubejinxed. but use the lube....a lot of lube and take your time. fuck...now i feel like i'm the counselor for anal sex.

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