Mr. Mang Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 i'm at my dad's house now, and as i was letting out the dog i noticed a fine lady 2 houses down sunbathing in her backyard with her dog. she is approximately 30 years old and i'm not sure if she has a man - although it is doubtful. my father has left for a few nights to go to texas which leaves me with this house all alone. pick a poll option and maybe i'll have the balls to take action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 http://jilbert.punkinatcha.com/crp/sidedur.jpg'> no chances pimpin' it huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 http://www.lordoftherings.net/images/fi_pho_film2.jpg'> http://www.lordoftherings.net/images/ca_ewood.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 oh no he didn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 boink her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 dont invite her over..just introduce yourself...explain you're alone...and just thought she might be enjoyable to talk to..you had been admiring her and thought she would be interesting..for some reason older wome like that dumb shit...who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Wilt dont invite her over..just introduce yourself...explain you're alone...and just thought she might be enjoyable to talk to..you had been admiring her and thought she would be interesting..for some reason older wome like that dumb shit...who knows... you're good wilt, your real good Do what he said..... introduce your self... try to make her laugh, she'll think your cute..... then shes gunna say something like "you know what, your really cute. maybe i'll stop by sometime?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 go know on her door and ask if you can borrow some sugar and a hot tub full of good lovin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- go know on her door and ask if you can borrow some sugar and a hot tub full of good lovin' hahahah:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subvert Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 i say fuck it, lets go skate cause i just got off of work and been craving to go carving.. or maybe just skate the bowl at the park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Originally posted by Wilt dont invite her over..just introduce yourself...explain you're alone...and just thought she might be enjoyable to talk to..you had been admiring her and thought she would be interesting..for some reason older wome like that dumb shit...who knows... what ? introduce yourself on the fact that you saw her sunbathing in her backyard ? sure that's a good idea.... for having the cops called on you. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 movie and din Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 i say fuck it, lets go skate cause i just got off of work and been craving to go carving.. or maybe just skate the bowl at the park. this would be tylers solution to the problem. except with riding in the place of skating. but..........go skate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -sudz- Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 before you do anything, get us some flicks :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 This women is almost old enough to be your mom. GO FOR IT! From what I understand you were in jersey because you were staying with your girlfriend? Correct me if I am wrong. But isn't that wrong? Nevermind I hate women, Introduce yourself, explain your situation, pretend you are afraid to be alone. She'll feel bad and fall on your genitals. Frodo like whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 TRUCKER HATS ARE THE SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 skate and destroy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 ahahahahahaha you look like frodo ahahahahhahahhaha PICS PLEASE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 She's probably in her sexual prime.....she'll be gagging for some Mang lovin'...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 SKATE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 i was ditched by my lady this evening. and my bike is at my other house. FUCK. go skate dude. bitchez ain't worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/soilmont/girls%20in%20pit2.jpg'> Just toss her in a hole and bury her...these kids thought it was a fun game...i'm not even going to get into how much fun i had burying them afterwards...ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 just show up nekkid at her door.."froto" ask her if this is where the party is at.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 25, 2002 Author Share Posted June 25, 2002 best responses ever. i think i talked to the ladyonce about a year or two just because i was skating and she passed by. my friends used to mow her yard and shit like that for extra money and they said she was somewhat mean from what i remember. oh well, there's a "for sale" sign out front so i guess she'll be outta here. i'll give her that going away present . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Knock on her gate, and when she tells you "come in", say "hey there, I was just wondering, am I in trouble? Because you have fine written all over you!" She will think you're cute, and immediately fall in love with you. Either that or call the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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