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the mysterious back yard lady

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr. Mang, Jun 24, 2002.

  1. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    i'm at my dad's house now, and as i was letting out the dog i noticed a fine lady 2 houses down sunbathing in her backyard with her dog. she is approximately 30 years old and i'm not sure if she has a man - although it is doubtful.

    my father has left for a few nights to go to texas which leaves me with this house all alone. pick a poll option and maybe i'll have the balls to take action.
  2. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1

    no chances pimpin' it huh?
  3. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,350 Likes Received: 154
  4. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    oh no he didn't!
  5. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

  6. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    dont invite her over..just introduce yourself...explain you're alone...and just thought she might be enjoyable to talk to..you had been admiring her and thought she would be interesting..for some reason older wome like that dumb shit...who knows...
  7. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    you're good wilt, your real good

    Do what he said..... introduce your self... try to make her laugh, she'll think your cute..... then shes gunna say something like
    "you know what, your really cute. maybe i'll stop by sometime?"
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    go know on her door and ask if you can borrow some sugar and a hot tub full of good lovin'
  9. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
  10. subvert

    subvert New Jack

    Joined: Mar 9, 2002 Messages: 12 Likes Received: 0
    i say fuck it, lets go skate cause i just got off of work and been craving to go carving.. or maybe just skate the bowl at the park.
  11. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
    what ? introduce yourself on the fact that you saw her sunbathing in her backyard ? sure that's a good idea.... for having the cops called on you.
  12. platapie

    platapie Guest

  13. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    this would be tylers solution to the problem. except with riding in the place of skating. but..........go skate.
  14. -sudz-

    -sudz- Guest

    before you do anything, get us some flicks :D
  15. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    This women is almost old enough to be your mom. GO FOR IT!

    From what I understand you were in jersey because you were staying with your girlfriend? Correct me if I am wrong.

    But isn't that wrong?

    Nevermind I hate women, Introduce yourself, explain your situation, pretend you are afraid to be alone. She'll feel bad and fall on your genitals.

    Frodo like whoa.