Tough Love Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Ok...ive seen lots of hot biatches on myspace, so ive always wondered what sort of corny stupid ass lines these chicks recieve from dumbass jerk off guys. so to find out, i put a pic of a hot girl in my profile. Heres the thing, the only thing i CHANGED was my pic...everything else, including the bit that said i was a 19 yr old, male, 7'11 and more to love, didnt change. i thought no one would be stupid enough to hit on me or message me in light of my new pic....boy was i wrong the first victim was onsecondple, but its all good hes a G ]a®®ett-------- Date: Feb 21, 2005 03:31 PM Subject: 23-0572-3572-8520985 Body: your art is amazing!! what else do you do??? idiot number one^^^ Sergio Testarossa Date: Feb 15, 2005 08:09 PM Subject: who you is? Body: Yo you got amazing art. Do you sell any of that shit? What else in nature have you drawn? guy two^^^^ heres the kicker...ive had the same "art" in my profile for the last few months, and the same amount of e-friends too...so the fact that my "art" gets noticed only after the pic of the hot chick went up really says something In part 2 of this project, i shall create a "female" account, and enlighten the public at 12oz about the sort of comments and messages i get...i think it should be funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 That Sergio guy is a total flamer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 hahahaha... it's so good that you got onsecondple. hahahaha..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Feb 22 2005, 03:03 AM That Sergio guy is a total flamer.... Quoted post why? did he try to dock with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 haha, that Sergio Testarossa guy is so shallow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>+Feb 22 2005, 12:05 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (<KEY3> - Feb 22 2005, 12:05 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr. Dazzle@Feb 22 2005, 03:03 AM That Sergio guy is a total flamer.... Quoted post why? did he try to dock with you? Quoted post [/b] You know, one day, people are going to rise up against you mods abusing you're powers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 YOUR powers... not 'YOU'RE' and how did I abuse anything? I didnt edit your post. I just made a dumb joke. just like effyoo did in that other thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Feb 22 2005, 12:14 AM YOUR powers... not 'YOU'RE' and how did I abuse anything? I didnt edit your post. I just made a dumb joke. just like effyoo did in that other thread. Quoted post It's your fault I'm known as 12oz's resident docker. I trusted you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 hahaha... why would you admit it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 wow you're body is so dope! you're so hot. i want to have sex with you. you rawk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 well at least show us the pic you used! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 if you ever look at the cool new people and f its a girl with just one pic up and no info filled out, she has like 60000 friends in one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 honest question..... can mysace get you laid in the real world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 answer the question! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutlips Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 myspace is the biggest cocktease...i never would have thought internet flirting would be so popular..i still want to see the pic you used! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 I've sent Myspace sluts messages telling them how I want to tittie fuck them, or break them in two, or slap them with my cock. I got no respect for them biddies who are turning the internet into a bigger version of Maxim. I'd still do em, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fools B talkin Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 I got a homie that fucked mad myspace hoes out in cali, mad emo bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 attention:...Everbody on myspace needs to join the Group "the tom killers",its a group my homie started as a joke,so join,and kill tom! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dramaqueen. Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 yes... m,yspace can get you laid in the real world... really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Myspace = Easy girls . Nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haunts Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 were you sending invites to people to be her friend, and she was bent over ready to take it in a gstring? if so i think you tried to hit me up. i was like wtf? i dont live in la. how did this bitch find me? delete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkab Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 show us your tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 My painting partner's gotten laid from Myspace. No lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 i dont even know why i have a myspace because i think it's really stupid. i also know about 80% of the people on my friends list personally, so i dont consider it to be a dating device, although i do get solicited by wierdos randomly. this one guy who had a foot fetish tried to get me to send him pictures of my feet. Foot_Fetish_Phil Date: Jan 16, 2005 04:50 PM Subject: No Subject Body: sara; OMG, you're perfect!!!!!! got any pix of ur feet for my website? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle+Feb 22 2005, 12:10 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dr. Dazzle - Feb 22 2005, 12:10 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by <KEY3>@Feb 22 2005, 12:05 AM <!--QuoteBegin-Dr. Dazzle@Feb 22 2005, 03:03 AM That Sergio guy is a total flamer.... Quoted post why? did he try to dock with you? Quoted post You know, one day, people are going to rise up against you mods abusing you're powers.... Quoted post [/b] maybe what he meant to type out was You know, one day, people are going to rise up against you mods abuse, you are powers.... like.. he thinks you are .. so.. fucking awesome.... that... nevermind. it's morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 That shit is pretty funny, dudes leave corny ass comments like a mother fucker. On the banging myspace girls tip I wouldn't doubt that shit. I was talking to one chick from myspace on aim for like 10 minutes and she said she was at work so I was like "ok I'll hit you up when your not at work" meaning I'll get back to you on aim, and she was all "heres my number hit me up playa just let me know its you when you call." After that I was kinda scared that she gave her number out like that and never talked to her again, shes probly got dUh aIdsz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 My girlfriend and her friend did the same thing. Search for "Nicole Perry". If it comes up you can see all the stupid comments guys leave. Say word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by GucciCondom@Feb 22 2005, 08:17 AM That shit is pretty funny, dudes leave corny ass comments like a mother fucker. On the banging myspace girls tip I wouldn't doubt that shit. I was talking to one chick from myspace on aim for like 10 minutes and she said she was at work so I was like "ok I'll hit you up when your not at work" meaning I'll get back to you on aim, and she was all "heres my number hit me up playa just let me know its you when you call." After that I was kinda scared that she gave her number out like that and never talked to her again, shes probly got dUh aIdsz. Quoted post that's pretty fucking creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 i love myspace.m the dudes are amazeingly hawt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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