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the 'my cousin fucked my cat and shit in my purse' thread.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by nutsonmychin!, Mar 23, 2006.

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    I've met the dopest boy on the planet. We've been talking for almost two months. He lives down in So Cal tho so we havent been able to kick it much. We have been talking like every night...till like 4am sometimes.

    He graduates from school today and he's comnig up next weekend to stay for a few days.

    I'm fucking crazy about this guy....but here's the deal...

    k. shut up...we met thru random people, all really leading back to myspace. We dont really have any close friends in common. But his bestfriend is friends with my bestfriend....etc.

    So last night he's having dinner with the whole fam, mom, grandma and grandpa, sister, etc. He's telling grandparents about me. He mentions my dad living in Chester Ca, his grandma says, "Chester! My nephew Joe Schmo lives there!" So...the boys like..."Schmo?? no way. how do you spell that..."

    and you see where i am going with this. Joe Schmo is my Dad. His grandma is my grandma's sister.

    i tried to get super drunk and find a loop hole that makes it ok to date you cousin.....

    this type of shit doesnt happen to people.

    SMASH or TRASH???
     
  2. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2005 Messages: 1,034 Likes Received: 1
    YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA HAVE WEBBED FEET !!
     
  3. El Jefe Uno

    El Jefe Uno Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 18, 2002 Messages: 2,586 Likes Received: 234
    thats quite a predicament... get drunk and smash
     
  4. AlwaysBombin

    AlwaysBombin Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2003 Messages: 1,090 Likes Received: 0
    Wow, that really sucks...just don't do it, not worth the retardation you'll force upon your kids

    Unless you already hate your future kids
     
  5. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 8,540 Likes Received: 392
    wasnt dubsface just talking about this?
     
  6. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    dude....



    definitely trash.


    thats just..






    weird.
     
  7. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    whats ok for teddy rosevelt is ok for you
     
  8. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
  9. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    actually the risk of 2 relatives having a child together come out deformed only goes up by like .5% compared to a couple of non mountain people.

    In other words, move to montana and marry your cousin you sicko
     
  10. EnimeeOne

    EnimeeOne Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2005 Messages: 404 Likes Received: 0
    Smash! The scandalousness of it all makes it better!
     
  11. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    shoot yourself
     
  12. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
    THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. THREAD. EVER.
     
  13. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 6, 2005 Messages: 2,786 Likes Received: 0


    thas what i said....


    who wuld ever know?




    shhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  14. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
    you gotta be fucking kiddin' me
     
  15. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    ehhhh,

    whatever, its not like you knew before, hit it a couple of times and then trash..JUST DONT GET PREG.
     
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