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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 2 blaazed, Dec 16, 2004.

  1. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

    Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
    Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

    Consider:
    You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

    With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

    You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
    and tell others to eat shit.

    Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
    between shit and shineola.

    There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
    horse shit, and chicken shit.

    You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
    or duck when the shit hits the fan.

    You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

    You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

    Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
    and some days are just plain shitty.

    Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

    You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

    You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.


    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

    And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

    You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!


    Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
    Well, Shit Happens!!!
    Reply With Quote
     
  2. sneak

    sneak Guest

    i would have guessed "fuck".
     
  3. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    ^^my thoughts exactly.

    i saw something similar written about fuck as well.
    it can be used as nearly every part of speech (noun, verb, adjective, etc)
     
  4. xen

    xen Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 4, 2004 Messages: 2,794 Likes Received: 296
    i would have thought fuck. fuck you you fucking fuck and such.
     
  5. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    no fucking shit?!?!? get that shit the fuck outta here...
     
  6. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    The new jawn when your going to go smoke a cigarette is..

    "lets go FFFUCK one"

    you have to execute the pronunciation just right.
     
  7. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    yeah...I also saw the fuck version. Actually if I remember correctly it was an audio clip.

    done in a 50's documentary Ward Cleaver kinda voice.

    Fuck, the fucking fuckers!
     
  8. UriGellar

    UriGellar New Jack

    Joined: Jul 5, 2004 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
  9. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
  10. KRON KING

    KRON KING Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2004 Messages: 905 Likes Received: 0
  11. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
  12. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    fuck
    shit
    ass
    bitch
    cunt
     
  13. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    tots......dont play
     
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
  15. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    ok,its time for the official shit crew,whos down?
     
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