2 blaazed Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.......... Well, Shit Happens!!! Reply With Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 i would have guessed "fuck". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 ^^my thoughts exactly. i saw something similar written about fuck as well. it can be used as nearly every part of speech (noun, verb, adjective, etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 i would have thought fuck. fuck you you fucking fuck and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 no fucking shit?!?!? get that shit the fuck outta here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 The new jawn when your going to go smoke a cigarette is.. "lets go FFFUCK one" you have to execute the pronunciation just right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 yeah...I also saw the fuck version. Actually if I remember correctly it was an audio clip. done in a 50's documentary Ward Cleaver kinda voice. Fuck, the fucking fuckers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UriGellar Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fwordflash.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 George Carlin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 PENIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 fuck shit ass bitch cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 tots......dont play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 :rolleyes: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 ok,its time for the official shit crew,whos down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 fuck ya abc, you know tots is the tots... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 bullshit. i'll kick your tots and you'll have to eat crushed tots off the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 liar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Crap. I find 'shit' to be a lot more acceptable than 'fuck' so it gets versatility points just for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by UriGellar@Dec 16 2004, 12:53 PM http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fwordflash.html Quoted post That's what I thought this was about. Then, I was gonna be all "Nigga, fuck this shit, shit is like 2 years old, nigga fuck this shit, shit.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Greens Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 'I don't give two fucks.' I think fuck is best when pluralized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 and here i thought it would be flabbergasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by sneak@Dec 16 2004, 08:25 AM i would have guessed "fuck". Quoted post fuckin A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 fuck you fuckin fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docs Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 fist can be a verb............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Originally posted by GucciCondom@Dec 16 2004, 06:36 PM The new jawn when your going to go smoke a cigarette is.. "lets go FFFUCK one" you have to execute the pronunciation just right. Quoted post Haha I lovew that shit... Shit is ill son, shit is ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted December 17, 2004 Author Share Posted December 17, 2004 so me and this shithead needed to do some shit over on that shitty as street right next to that diner who serves shit for food..anyway..we get into some bullshit with this dude who smelt like shit..he aint wanna do shit though,,,he was totally full of shit..i was ready to beat the shit out of him...then we get there and my friend steps in shit..."SHIIIIIT" he screams "how much more shit is gonna haPPEN TO ME TODAY" i said "Fuck all this bullshit man, dont let that shit get to you" And after all that shit was said and done..The party afterwards was the shiiiiiiit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 UriGellar beat me to it... bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Velour Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 what the shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STYLEISKING Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 wanker!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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