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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 2 blaazed, Dec 16, 2004.

  1. 2 blaazed

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    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

    Discussion started by 2 blaazed - Dec 16, 2004

    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

    Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
    Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

    Consider:
    You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

    With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

    You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
    and tell others to eat shit.

    Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
    between shit and shineola.

    There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
    horse shit, and chicken shit.

    You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
    or duck when the shit hits the fan.

    You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

    You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

    Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
    and some days are just plain shitty.

    Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

    You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

    You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.


    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

    And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

    You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!


    Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
    Well, Shit Happens!!!
    Reply With Quote
     
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  2. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    i would have guessed "fuck".
     
  3. !@#$%

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    !@#$% - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    ^^my thoughts exactly.

    i saw something similar written about fuck as well.
    it can be used as nearly every part of speech (noun, verb, adjective, etc)
     
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  4. xen

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    xen - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    i would have thought fuck. fuck you you fucking fuck and such.
     
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  5. nomadawhat

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    nomadawhat - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    no fucking shit?!?!? get that shit the fuck outta here...
     
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    GucciCondom - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    The new jawn when your going to go smoke a cigarette is..

    "lets go FFFUCK one"

    you have to execute the pronunciation just right.
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    yeah...I also saw the fuck version. Actually if I remember correctly it was an audio clip.

    done in a 50's documentary Ward Cleaver kinda voice.

    Fuck, the fucking fuckers!
     
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    imported_YEAHMANWORD - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    George Carlin.
     
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    KRON KING - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    PENIS
     
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    why write? - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    shit.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    fuck
    shit
    ass
    bitch
    cunt
     
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    Overtime - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    tots......dont play
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    :rolleyes:

    :lol:
     
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    Neskoner - Replied Dec 16, 2004

    ok,its time for the official shit crew,whos down?
     
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