i eat poo Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 There's no better feeling than the "Morning Piss."There's never been a morning where i've never had to piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 i know what youre saying.. damn that feels good. i just had one right now... ahhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jarryd Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 haha word what about the mornin wood? http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> gotta love those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Bonillas Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 its all about the morning shit , thats the best shit of the day .....morning wood sucks man ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 i hate having morning wood and having to take a morning piss and it won't go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeehouseFunkstar Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 yo, it's all about the 45 degree lean..one hand on the wall baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MystikPW Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 yo, how bout the "before bed jerk"? anyone else with this too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 Originally posted by ElemEnoPee1: yo, how bout the "before bed jerk"? anyone else with this too? yeah cuz the piss the next day is the fuckin' greatest... ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 it sucks when i feel like jerkin, but i gotta piss instead.. i'm also madd thirsty in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoS0ul Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 Originally posted by CoffeehouseFunkstar: yo, it's all about the 45 degree lean..one hand on the wall baby AHh hahah haha, nice visual there. maybe you could just work on the arc... [This message has been edited by AeRoS0ul (edited 06-21-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocaine & hookers Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 not when your dick is stuck to your nuts and it's pointing in some funny direction. you just let loose all groggy and you piss on you leg. that's not cool. that just sucks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 What about the morning boner? That one wont go away after the morning piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 i hate when the piss comes out in two different directions, like a sprinkler or something. so your gettin most of it in the toilet, but a little stream is still gettin all over you floor. i fuckin hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 Morning wood sucks when you're trying to piss. You gotta either wait for that ish to go down, or you gotta stand on your head while you piss to get it into the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 Originally posted by ElemEnoPee1: yo, how bout the "before bed jerk"? anyone else with this too? only when i cant sleep. but back on urination. even when i gotta go, i wont get up cuz i know i wont be able to go back to sleep. i just hold it until i feel like getting up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 Originally posted by jarryd: haha word what about the mornin wood? http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> gotta love those... Breakfast Burrito http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//tongue.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 Originally posted by CoffeehouseFunkstar: yo, it's all about the 45 degree lean..one hand on the wall baby yes sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted June 23, 2001 Share Posted June 23, 2001 what's really bad is those barely conscious mornings when all you know is youve gotta piss RIGHT NOW and when you do it shoots about 4 different directions. That'll wake you up quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 23, 2001 Share Posted June 23, 2001 i hate when the piss comes out in two different directions, like a sprinkler or something. so your gettin most of it in the toilet, but a little stream is still gettin all over you floor. i fuckin hate that. hahaha i hate that shit ------------------ Di Stile Tecnica Prima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 12oz crate diggin* the still slightly asleep journey to tha bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 at least yall can do it standing up. i gotta sit down for that...and it sucks peeing in public toilets...ya gotta sit where lots of dirty assed people sit before...thats why i dont sit on public toilets i just kinda hoover in a sitting positon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 it's all about the 3 layers of toilet paper covering a public toilet seat....i even do it at some people's houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 yeah i used to do that but sometimes as soon as i go to sit the toilet paper falls and my ass ends up touching the toilet!!! :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: it's bad when u take the time to line the toilet seat, you feel good and sanitary, go to sit down, and come to find out there was a big drop of pisss still on the seat, making your ass wet w/ someone else's piss..oh god, the horror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 pee in the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 last year, it would be dark in the morning when i got up for school. i put on my clothes and shit and left the house in five minutes, which left me having to pee on the way to school. i peed on signs, trees, and sometimes i would just pee on the sidewalk. i remember there was this one fir tree i would always pee on, and the pee would get all foamy running down the tree. ahh, good times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Yo recently when i woke up in the morning and have to piss it shoots to the right. About 45 degrees off course. its the oddest thing . The first time it happend i didnt know what to do cuz it shot all over the wall then i over corrected shooting it all over the toilet itself. Then i recorrected it the wrong way down thinking that would help me out but i ended up pissing all over my legs and feet. Now when i wake up early in the morning I piss in the tub or out my window into my neighbors gutters. Anyone else have problems like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: it's bad when u take the time to line the toilet seat, you feel good and sanitary, go to sit down, and come to find out there was a big drop of pisss still on the seat, making your ass wet w/ someone else's piss..oh god, the horror. ohh god...the horror...i had that a few days ago...i thought i was gonna go crazy....guys are so lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 What about....the morning Bowl. That beats morning wood and morning piss any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 Originally posted by sweetcherry ohh god...the horror...i had that a few days ago...i thought i was gonna go crazy....guys are so lucky may be true with pissing but.. shit, we have to poo too :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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