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The "Morning Piss"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by i eat poo, Jun 21, 2001.

  1. i eat poo

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    The "Morning Piss"

    Discussion started by i eat poo - Jun 21, 2001

    There's no better feeling than the "Morning Piss."There's never been a morning where i've never had to piss.
     
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  2. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Jun 21, 2001

    i know what youre saying.. damn that feels good. i just had one right now... ahhh
     
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  3. jarryd

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    jarryd - Replied Jun 21, 2001

    haha word
    what about the mornin wood? http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>
    gotta love those...
     
  4. Dave_Bonillas

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    Dave_Bonillas - Replied Jun 21, 2001

    its all about the morning shit , thats the best shit of the day .....morning wood sucks man .....
     
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  5. Fox Mulder

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    Fox Mulder - Replied Jun 21, 2001

    i hate having morning wood and having to take a morning piss and it won't go down.
     
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  6. CoffeehouseFunkstar

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    CoffeehouseFunkstar - Replied Jun 21, 2001

    yo, it's all about the 45 degree lean..one hand on the wall baby
     
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    MystikPW - Replied Jun 21, 2001

    yo, how bout the "before bed jerk"? anyone else with this too?
     
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  8. PIRone716

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    PIRone716 - Replied Jun 21, 2001

    yeah cuz the piss the next day is the fuckin' greatest...



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    your ghetto if you pee in the shower...
     
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  9. Vanity

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    Vanity - Replied Jun 21, 2001

    it sucks when i feel like jerkin, but i gotta piss instead.. i'm also madd thirsty in the morning.
     
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  10. AeRoS0ul

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    AeRoS0ul - Replied Jun 21, 2001

    AHh hahah haha, nice visual there.

    maybe you could just work on the arc...


    [This message has been edited by AeRoS0ul (edited 06-21-2001).]
     
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    cocaine & hookers - Replied Jun 22, 2001

    not when your dick is stuck to your nuts and it's pointing in some funny direction. you just let loose all groggy and you piss on you leg. that's not cool. that just sucks...
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied Jun 22, 2001

    What about the morning boner? That one wont go away after the morning piss.
     
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  13. my mom buys my clothes

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    my mom buys my clothes - Replied Jun 22, 2001

    i hate when the piss comes out in two different directions, like a sprinkler or something. so your gettin most of it in the toilet, but a little stream is still gettin all over you floor. i fuckin hate that.
     
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    teister - Replied Jun 22, 2001

    Morning wood sucks when you're trying to piss. You gotta either wait for that ish to go down, or you gotta stand on your head while you piss to get it into the toilet.
     
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    TOY - Replied Jun 22, 2001

    only when i cant sleep. but back on urination. even when i gotta go, i wont get up cuz i know i wont be able to go back to sleep. i just hold it until i feel like getting up.
     
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