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The "Morning Piss"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by i eat poo, Jun 21, 2001.

  1. i eat poo

    i eat poo New Jack

    Joined: Mar 30, 2001 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    There's no better feeling than the "Morning Piss."There's never been a morning where i've never had to piss.
  2. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    i know what youre saying.. damn that feels good. i just had one right now... ahhh
  3. jarryd

    jarryd Guest

    haha word
    what about the mornin wood? http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>
    gotta love those...
  4. Dave_Bonillas

    Dave_Bonillas New Jack

    Joined: Jun 20, 2001 Messages: 30 Likes Received: 0
    its all about the morning shit , thats the best shit of the day .....morning wood sucks man .....
  5. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    i hate having morning wood and having to take a morning piss and it won't go down.
  6. CoffeehouseFunkstar

    CoffeehouseFunkstar Member

    Joined: May 26, 2001 Messages: 250 Likes Received: 0
    yo, it's all about the 45 degree lean..one hand on the wall baby
  7. MystikPW

    MystikPW New Jack

    Joined: May 15, 2001 Messages: 73 Likes Received: 0
    yo, how bout the "before bed jerk"? anyone else with this too?
  8. PIRone716

    PIRone716 Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 837 Likes Received: 1
    yeah cuz the piss the next day is the fuckin' greatest...

    your ghetto if you pee in the shower...
  9. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    it sucks when i feel like jerkin, but i gotta piss instead.. i'm also madd thirsty in the morning.
  10. AeRoS0ul

    AeRoS0ul Member

    Joined: May 2, 2001 Messages: 538 Likes Received: 0
    AHh hahah haha, nice visual there.

    maybe you could just work on the arc...

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  11. cocaine & hookers

    cocaine & hookers New Jack

    Joined: Mar 6, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    not when your dick is stuck to your nuts and it's pointing in some funny direction. you just let loose all groggy and you piss on you leg. that's not cool. that just sucks...
  12. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    What about the morning boner? That one wont go away after the morning piss.
  13. my mom buys my clothes

    my mom buys my clothes Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 318 Likes Received: 0
    i hate when the piss comes out in two different directions, like a sprinkler or something. so your gettin most of it in the toilet, but a little stream is still gettin all over you floor. i fuckin hate that.
  14. teister

    teister Senior Member

    Joined: May 17, 2001 Messages: 2,100 Likes Received: 0
    Morning wood sucks when you're trying to piss. You gotta either wait for that ish to go down, or you gotta stand on your head while you piss to get it into the toilet.
  15. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    only when i cant sleep. but back on urination. even when i gotta go, i wont get up cuz i know i wont be able to go back to sleep. i just hold it until i feel like getting up.