boogie hands Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 does anyone else get these from time to time? i went out with a couple people for mexican food last night and at the end of the meal we were all acting like we ate a big cake made of ketamine and pot. all plans got dashed, i missed an appointment to look at a new house and we blew off the movie we were going to go see in favor of a wondeful mexican slumber. needless to say i just got up from a solid 15 hours of sleep and i am completly out of it.....i love mexican food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 21, 2005 Author Share Posted March 21, 2005 on a side note....during my mexican coma i had a dream that zombies were invading the city. everyone ran from them except for a few friends and myself who decided it would be a good time to completly pillage designer clothing stores. i had ths amazing luggage set filled with suits, jeans and sweaters and i was already to hit the town when the zombies broke in and started eating people. luckly i was together enough to quietly slip through a window into a peaceful suburban backyard complete with shitty walmart patio sets and amazingly green grass....i couldnt take the clothes with me though. what a weird night?! i think im going to get a burger for lunch today.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 man, if you live in/near texas, you should hook up with Chingo Bling, he raps but he also sells tamales on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 hahaha, never heard of it, but I must try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 the burrio coma is second only to the Turkey Dinner Coma. *mmm.... tripamine! (which I think is the chemical in turket that makes you all sleepy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Burritos have been known to knock me into submission for a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 chinese buffets are also lethal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Why isnt my signature doing its thang thang damnnnn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 It's triptophan found in turkeys. Mexican food is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDispenser@Mar 21 2005, 07:00 PM chinese buffets are also lethal. Quoted post yeah e-coli salmonella etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 ^^ Get there when they open to get the hot/fresh food... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 i think it's simply because mexican restaurants have such huge portions, that you get that "uncomfortably full" feeling so easy. after all the pre-meal chips and the meal itself, i just want to crawl under a rock and die for 12 hours. the worst case of this was my friend ordering the "burrito gigante" from a local mexican place. it was about 1.5 chipotle burritos in one on a bed of rice and doused (not just sprinkled, but completely covered with a thick layer) with jack cheese. we have this thing where if you don't finish your food, we all get to punch you in the stomach. it started back in high school when we'd skip school and go eat at another mexican place with gigantic portions. on a side note about this place, my friend wanted to not get punched so bad he gorged himself and threw up halfway to the bathroom in the restaurant's hallway. after, he spit up and re-ate the food so we wouldn't clock him. anyway, my friend eats 3/4 of the burrito gigante and gets a sickly look to his face. we egg him on to finish the whole plate, at which he sets his fork down and sits back in his chair looking like he was going to die. when we left, he actually had to have his girlfriend drive because he was "too full to drive." we went to a store afterwards and he took a nap on a couch for 30 minutes and felt a little better afterward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 yes. mexican food and chingo bling are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton+Mar 21 2005, 12:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JohnnyHorton - Mar 21 2005, 12:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDispenser@Mar 21 2005, 07:00 PM chinese buffets are also lethal. Quoted post yeah e-coli salmonella etc Quoted post [/b] Dont forget cats ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CamAlmighty Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Mar 21 2005, 08:06 PM salmonella Quoted post This isn't actually too bad. I had it when I was like 8 or 9, got hospitalised but didn't really think it was that serious. All I had was the shits REAL bad (see below) and vomiting. So whenever I hear about it in the news I just think of it as bad food poisoning. Can it be lethal? When I was in the hospital they gave me this wheelchair (I was an idle little shite) which had a toilet/bedpan in the bottom. I could literally roll myself down to the cafe place, get a bite to eat, shit it out on the way back and have a nice drug-induced nap. I swear I would fucking not leave that thing if I could get one now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 yeah im pretty used to the "burritos gigantes" coma.. Ive got a spot that kicks my ass on the regular.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveyoursister Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by CamAlmighty+Mar 22 2005, 07:42 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CamAlmighty - Mar 22 2005, 07:42 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-JohnnyHorton@Mar 21 2005, 08:06 PM salmonella Quoted post I could literally roll myself down to the cafe place, get a bite to eat, shit it out on the way back and have a nice drug-induced nap. I swear I would fucking not leave that thing if I could get one now. Quoted post [/b] Hahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 22, 2005 Author Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by fr8lover@Mar 21 2005, 04:09 PM when we left, he actually had to have his girlfriend drive because he was "too full to drive." Quoted post ive pulled this one a few times.....no shame it that. coincidentally i had the "grande special" last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 i experienced the drugged feeling after eating at an oriental buffet a few months ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by CamAlmighty@Mar 21 2005, 09:42 PM (I was an idle little shite) Quoted post still are...lol jokes story tho man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caffeine Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 With chinese food, and I suppose mexican food as well, its the abundance of oil used in the cooking process that contributes to that uncomfortable feeling of fulfillment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Holy shit what a fucking coincidence, I am right now eating a super burrit with carne al pastor everything on it and some shitty salsa that is literally 87% onions. Apart from the subpar salsa this burrito is knocking. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 there's a place by me called Erin's Taco house.They have this burrito called the skylab i'm telling you after eating that thing it is lights out for ya.It is huge and it taste great.People from my neck of the wood will know the place right there on Lankershim.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 "I have some really great footage of people applying mustard to hotdogs here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Burrito coma...you pansy's, when i read burrito coma i thought you guys meant the point where your on the can letting it loose and it' hurts so much it knocks you out. I.B.S chinese food with the haterific M.S.G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 taqueria cancun in the mission is the spot. i usually nap after almost every meal so i dont know about this so called burrito coma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 shit today i got me a carnitas burrito from this spot called El Merendero during my luncbreak after i ate it i called my job and told them i felt sick and took the rest of the day off. i came home a took a 3 hour nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 so you're saying spics aren't just plain lazy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 mmm burritos rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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