boogie hands Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 ....is gods gift to man. all time best drink ever, the glass is a little gayish but the drink makes up for it. it tastes wonderful, not to strong and completly absent of any fruit flavor which makes it the perfect choice for dessert, not to mention its all liquor which means you can drink one and go to bed feeling fulfilled. im on a strick schedule of one to two martinis a night which makes me happy, being that im a lot more happy ill share my method of martini crafting with you... stick you gin and your glass in the feezer overnight, cold is essential to a good martini. take 2 or 3 olives and place them on a paper towel to rid them of excess juice (you can also replace this with a cocktail onion). now take a 1/4 to a 1/2 a capful of vermouth and pour it into your shaker. add 3 1/2 ounces of gin, add 3 to 4 ice cubes and shake vigorously in order to break off little bits of the ice, now place the olives in the bottom of your glass and pour the martini using the strainer so that you dont get any large peices of ice in your drink. drink and pretend you have class... its only going to take 30 minutes for this to get to page 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 When i used to work at the country club in n.c. they gave me free martini's every night when i helped in the kitchen, the bartender would always come in and tap me on the shoulder and tell me he had something for me in the back...i loved that guy...i was always lit when my boy came to pick me up.. good thread boogie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 sounds good dude...a friend of mine, shes the fucking mix master. she manages to cram the most amount of liquor with a small amount of mixer to have it taste like theres nothing in it...i remember a fatefull night in which she made a drink called BFHB (big fat hairy bastard, after a friend of ours who pissed us off by not buying us liquor earlier that day)...we took the drinks out to the lake and cold chilled on a bench chatting and drinking. she made my friend and i a few of these drinks and put them in big plastic glasses (im guessing 20-30 oz)...we drank those and felt decent and proceeded to drink some keylight that was also in the cooler...we each had 4 or 5 beers and it was dark so we decided to call it a day and go chill back in town. sure enough the car ride i started to get puke burps and realized i was FUCKING SIDEWAYS DRUNK...my friend too was shitty and later in the night he tripped and fell into a rosebush because he was so twisted...to make this long story short, we asked her the next day how much she had mixed in those shits and she said around 4-5 shots in each drink... i dont know why i turned your thread into storytelling but ive got plenty of them...peace boogie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 i'm sorry boogie but i prefer a 'dirty' martini and that juice you just sopped up with the paper towel should've gone in my drink. 2 drinks to a shaker and i'm usually a catastrophe when i leave the joint... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 I thought it was a gibson if it had an onion? I havent tried a martini, but I thought of it last time I was in the bar. Thats my next drink. I treid a Brain Hemerage, thanks to cracked ass. Shit is bomb. I just shoot em down. They taste kinda like a carmel candy, with a very slight twist. Gimmie some Yak and a lemon twist, ill be aiight for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 A bottle of Jager and some Red Bull-I'm set.Double-Whiskey Sours.or Remy Martin over a hot glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 tomolives are nice instead of the olives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 Originally posted by 455 …or Remy Martin over a hot glass. …mmmmmmm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 Tokyo Tea - Still pure alcohol, but not to sweet and you can't take a drop of the booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted January 26, 2002 Author Share Posted January 26, 2002 Originally posted by fr8oholic 2 drinks to a shaker and i'm usually a catastrophe when i leave the joint... hahah, i just got done with 3 martinis and a nice pasta diner and im trashed....shits no joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 boogies new name should be alkie mcdrinksalot...can you email me one of those martinis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted January 26, 2002 Author Share Posted January 26, 2002 ahahahaa....i drink moderatly thank you..... wait, im drunk...nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted January 26, 2002 Author Share Posted January 26, 2002 just to keep you guys up to date...bombay saphire is the new shit, tanqeray is so yesterday afternoon....keep up people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 it's been a while but the jameson jewel will knock 3 teeth out of your head and leave you with one broken knuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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