w3ns Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 The new mars volta full length has been released online for those not in the know yet. You should get this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Hmmm...i hadn't heard that yet, since their site said its being released on June 24. Where can i order it from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killtheradio Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 they blow goats for pocket change... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Can't wait. They're going to be fucking awesome...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRYB0L Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 R.I.P. Jeremy Michael Ward of The Mars Volta and De Facto fame sadly passed away as a result of an apparent drug overdose in his Los Angeles, CA area home on May 25th, 2003. A statement was issued by the bands former label Gold Standard Laboratories on the matter, it reads as follows: "We are very saddened to announce that our dear friend Jeremy Michael Ward of THE MARS VOLTA and DE FACTO passed away from an apparent drug overdose at his home in Los Angeles on May 25, 2003. He was 27 years old. He and the rest of The Mars Volta had only just returned to L.A. for a week of rest between legs of their support tour with RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. No further information is currently available." The Mars Volta were touring in support of their upcoming Strummer/Universal debut "De-Loused In The Comatorium", due out on June 24th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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