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The Magical Booty Formula

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Flavicon, Apr 9, 2006.

  1. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Messages: 2,367 Likes Received: 18
    FEW women would claim to have the perfect bottom. But for those in need of reassurance that it is within reach, a scientist has come to the rescue by working out a mathematical formula they believe adds up to the perfect posterior.

    The magical figures are (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple.

    It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry – all factors that add up to the bottom line.


    S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness.


    V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.



    read the rest here:


    http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,18752304%5E950,00.html
     
  2. 1/4FareMetrocard

    1/4FareMetrocard 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Feb 6, 2006 Messages: 12,962 Likes Received: 690
    First!!!
    thats fucking retarded
    how can you use math
    to make the perfect ass
     
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  3. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20
    i dont need a formula i got the magic eye for nice booties. i want to see a picture of a girl with a nice ass and then see how this formula plays out with her.
     
  4. fuse=--action

    fuse=--action Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2005 Messages: 1,855 Likes Received: 0
    I thin it's a conceptual formula.
    I don't know (or care) how you would put actual numbers in there.
    -fuse.
     
  5. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20
    why are we all in this thread?

    i hit 1600 posts woot woot.
     
  6. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Messages: 2,367 Likes Received: 18
    i just thought it was cool that somebody created a butt equation.

    i personally like a rediculously large derriere


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  7. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Ok, so you need a low S. Hi C. Medium B, F, V and a low T?

    Fuck that, Im eyein it.

    Like So ---> :huh:
     
  8. 1/4FareMetrocard

    1/4FareMetrocard 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Feb 6, 2006 Messages: 12,962 Likes Received: 690
    so will the formula teach me how to make krink?
     
  9. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    I just like ass, no formula needed
     
  10. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    :)
    Props..
     
  11. scott la rockwell

    scott la rockwell New Jack

    Joined: Apr 9, 2006 Messages: 3 Likes Received: 0
    "While women preferred the larger, curvier behind of Lopez, men found Minogue's pert symmetry more agreeable."

    fuck that shit give me j.los shit ove kylies any day, matter a fact i just met this puerto rican girl with a big ole ass im trying to touch down on.

    what a hell of a first new post...lol

    its funny as fuck though to hear some dum ass scientific white folks trying to define what a perfect booty is.
     
  12. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    i like slim girls. or thick girls. i just love pussy.
     
  13. "inkie"

    "inkie" Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Messages: 1,393 Likes Received: 6
    thats one fucked up study, jlo ass is waaaaaaay nicer!!!
     
  14. rattleytins

    rattleytins Member

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  15. The Impeccable Mr Waddams

    The Impeccable Mr Waddams New Jack

    Joined: Apr 9, 2006 Messages: 5 Likes Received: 0
     
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