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the little old cleaning lady

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SteveAustin, Jul 16, 2002.

  1. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I think the little old asian cleaning lady in the office where I work is trying to bust a move on me.

    I'm sitting in my chair and she comes in to get the trash. No big deal...she's been doing this for a few weeks. She comes in, looks at me, does this waving motion around my face and says, "Ooooh...new hair-do? verrrrrry nice. verrrrrry handsome!"

    I'm like, uh...nope its kinda long and I need to get it cut...but same old style.

    So, a few days later...I'm working a little later when she comes in again. She starts pointing out artwork on my walls and asks me....you makey? verrrrry nice.

    One of her other visits she points at a picture of a woman on my wall and asks if its my girlfriend. I'm like...no...not my girlfriend, too which she asks me flat out whether or not I have one. I'm like...this is kinda odd of the cleaning lady.

    A few days after this she comes in again and does that familiar waving of her hand. This time its in reference to my soulpatch and chin strap. She asks her favorite question, "ooooooh....you makey? verrrrrry nice. verrrrrrrrrry sexxxxxxxy!"

    My reply....ahhhh, yea, I grew it myself. its real. the whole time I'm thinking....did she just tell me its sexy?

    So whenever she comes to get my trash she makes little comments and asks me if I makeyd something.

    Well, a few days ago she comes in to get my trash. She pulls out a 20 dollar bill and kinda waves it around at me. I'm kinda freaking out. I'm thinking what the hell is she doing and why is she flashing that twenty at me? It turns out she was wanting change.
     
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    settle down hot stuff.... I think she's got a grandaughter back on the mainland that the wants you to marry.

    The cleaning girl in my building is hot, in a really sleazy, dirty, gina kind of way.
     
  3. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    ahh shit....I shoulda figured I'd get shit for this.
    she freaks me out for real. its weird in a really uncomfortable way.

    you know...as soon as I wrote that...I started thinking....maybe she has a daughter. your probably right on zeSto.
     
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    yeah man... no doubt she's got a daughter who she doesn't want to have to clean offices.
    You know that all women have a 'best-before-date'...?
    Well this might get me in trouble, but most asian women stay very pretty for quite some time,
    but then that date hits, and it's gargoyle overnight.
    Maybe her daughter is getting close.
     
  5. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    the 29 year old daughter of 2 computer lady at my work hits on me all the time. its quite disturbing if you ask me.
     
  6. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    Hahaha, that's pretty funny dude.
     
  7. beardo

    beardo Guest

    seeking is my cleaning lady.

    came home today to a sparkling (well, as sparkling as it can be) kitchen and bathroom. not to mention, 8 months worth of beer bottles are finally gone, freeing up the other half of the kitchen.

    beardo/thank you a lot
     
  8. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    seeking/no, they arent gone, they're hiding in the closet
     
  9. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    is she old or is she a hot cleaning lady?

    estimate her age, or haha, ask her...
     
  10. beardo

    beardo Guest

    haha nice move, why didnt i think of that
     
  11. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    seeking/cause your not as smart as me
     
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    ok guys... if you can actually talk to each other in person....
     
  13. beardo

    beardo Guest

    beardo

    beardo/beardo
     
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
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    --zeSto-- Guest

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