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The Lens Show...3 things off the top of your head

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Feb 16, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    actually, there is no show...

    Quick, what are the three thoughts on top of your head right.....NOW!

    Mine:

    1. Whatever happened to KaBar?

    2. I got a job at the library shelving books.

    3. Damn, I want to go and get a fat burrito at the mall

    Again:

    1. Tease.....man or astroman?

    2. I wanna fill the grand canyon up with sand

    3. There's pot to be enjoyed at home.

    One more time:

    1.There's no home like Channel Zero

    2. I want my gf to make me dinner

    3. Food poisoning canot be averted by trying to drown the symptoms in alcohol...you just throw up more.
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    1. i wanna go home and sleep

    2. damn that was some good sex last night

    3. i would love a slurpee and a cigarette right now
     
  3. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 116
    1.Fat Jacks burgers
    2.i need shower
    3.fuck work
     
  4. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    1. you spelled cannot wrong.
    2. 15 beers isn't alot, is it?
    3. this new talk show host is better than i expected.
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      1. i just did my taxes, did you?
      2. i gotta piss
      3. ahh, what a good piss
        [/list=1]
     
  5. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    1. HOLY SHIT, the mountain goats play a ridiculous live show

    2. i miss my mistress

    3. take this job and shove it.
     
  6. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    1. Why am I so fucking dizzy this morning?
    2. I think Oh's are probably the best cereal. Ever. KNOWN TO MANKIND.
    3. The lead singer of Interpol's voice makes me think he's a pompous dick in real life. But the band is still entertaining.
     
  7. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13

    uh oh!:dazed:
     
  8. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    • Kelis gives me a boner.
    • I wonder if PGW died yet.
    • boogie hands
     
  9. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    SHHHHH, keep it down trick ;)
     
  10. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    Mistress' rule. Mine sticks her finger up my ass when she's sucking me off. My wife would never do that.
     
  11. AREANKAY

    AREANKAY Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,183 Likes Received: 39
    * is it lunch time yet
    * am i going to eat pizza again for lunch....
    * sweet hott ass
     
  12. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    you know when mistress' dont rule? when you are totally in love with them, and vice versa, but shes the long time ex girlfriend of your best friend who is still in love with her, and even though he doesnt live here anymore, his ghost haunts you like a motherfucker.

    takes all the fun out of having a mistress.
     
  13. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    But not out of the sex.
     
  14. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    Sometimes you just have to forget about everybody else and do what makes YOU happy.

    Now when you're mistress says that it's either her or the wife, and otherwise there will be no more sex - That takes alll the fun out of having a mistress.
     
  15. SenorSeven

    SenorSeven Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2001 Messages: 2,727 Likes Received: 0
    1 some of you obviously think about 12oz way too much
    2 i need to go shower
    3 im going to smoke a cigarette.
     
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