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The Lens Show...3 things off the top of your head

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Feb 16, 2004.

  1. Gunm

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    The Lens Show...3 things off the top of your head

    Discussion started by Gunm - Feb 16, 2004

    actually, there is no show...

    Quick, what are the three thoughts on top of your head right.....NOW!

    Mine:

    1. Whatever happened to KaBar?

    2. I got a job at the library shelving books.

    3. Damn, I want to go and get a fat burrito at the mall

    Again:

    1. Tease.....man or astroman?

    2. I wanna fill the grand canyon up with sand

    3. There's pot to be enjoyed at home.

    One more time:

    1.There's no home like Channel Zero

    2. I want my gf to make me dinner

    3. Food poisoning canot be averted by trying to drown the symptoms in alcohol...you just throw up more.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Feb 16, 2004

    1. i wanna go home and sleep

    2. damn that was some good sex last night

    3. i would love a slurpee and a cigarette right now
     
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    InnerCityRebel - Replied Feb 16, 2004

    1.Fat Jacks burgers
    2.i need shower
    3.fuck work
     
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    effyoo - Replied Feb 16, 2004

    1. you spelled cannot wrong.
    2. 15 beers isn't alot, is it?
    3. this new talk show host is better than i expected.
      [/list=1]
      1. i just did my taxes, did you?
      2. i gotta piss
      3. ahh, what a good piss
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  5. im not witty

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    1. HOLY SHIT, the mountain goats play a ridiculous live show

    2. i miss my mistress

    3. take this job and shove it.
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Feb 17, 2004

    1. Why am I so fucking dizzy this morning?
    2. I think Oh's are probably the best cereal. Ever. KNOWN TO MANKIND.
    3. The lead singer of Interpol's voice makes me think he's a pompous dick in real life. But the band is still entertaining.
     
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    DEE38 - Replied Feb 17, 2004


    uh oh!:dazed:
     
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    Rodney Trotter - Replied Feb 17, 2004

    • Kelis gives me a boner.
    • I wonder if PGW died yet.
    • boogie hands
     
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    im not witty - Replied Feb 17, 2004

    SHHHHH, keep it down trick ;)
     
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    Rodney Trotter - Replied Feb 17, 2004

    Mistress' rule. Mine sticks her finger up my ass when she's sucking me off. My wife would never do that.
     
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    AREANKAY - Replied Feb 17, 2004

    * is it lunch time yet
    * am i going to eat pizza again for lunch....
    * sweet hott ass
     
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    im not witty - Replied Feb 17, 2004

    you know when mistress' dont rule? when you are totally in love with them, and vice versa, but shes the long time ex girlfriend of your best friend who is still in love with her, and even though he doesnt live here anymore, his ghost haunts you like a motherfucker.

    takes all the fun out of having a mistress.
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Feb 17, 2004

    But not out of the sex.
     
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    Rodney Trotter - Replied Feb 17, 2004

    Sometimes you just have to forget about everybody else and do what makes YOU happy.

    Now when you're mistress says that it's either her or the wife, and otherwise there will be no more sex - That takes alll the fun out of having a mistress.
     
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    SenorSeven - Replied Feb 17, 2004

    1 some of you obviously think about 12oz way too much
    2 i need to go shower
    3 im going to smoke a cigarette.
     
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