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the kind of movie that I hate....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by <KEY3>, Dec 8, 2004.

  1. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    So my roomate just picked up a copy of a movie I've wanted to see for
    some time now simply because my future-ex-wife-to-be is in it. It's called 'The Girl Next Door

    here's the future-ex in question:

    anyway.... Here is what I HATE
    the lead guy in this movie is a huge dork who cant
    even kiss the girl when they are both near-nekkid and
    wet in a backyard swimming pool. He's awkard and shy and pathetic and lame and pissing me off!!!!
    I hate movies that make the viewer identify with a loser

    I guess a huge chunk of the population were social rejects
    when they were young, and yes we all have our bad days,
    but please stop making all these movies that are 'revenge of the nerds'
    in nature. Take the movie 'Cant Buy Me Love' (holla seeking).
    Maybe the lead character doesnt deserve to be with the hot girl.
    Maybe he's a social reject for a good reason. You ever think of that hollywood?
    Please stop letting the underdog win in the end. Please stop painting
    the alpha male as an asshole. Give us more role models like Van Wilder
    and less like that 'malcom in the middle' guy. They do not get my sympathy.

    < end rant >

    and once more.....
  2. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    I'm with you, I ordered it on PPV one time when I was bored simply because she is banging.
  3. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    nah, nothing can be gayer then Alexander.......
  4. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    kim bauer makes my peepee go da doing doing doing.
  5. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    ive seen this and thought it was the dumbest movie, but i like when he pops the "_" and bugs out when hes in the speech giving room or whatever it is, and that bitch is bangin
  6. cutlips

    cutlips Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2003 Messages: 208 Likes Received: 0
    i could watch this movie over and over again simply because that girl is so fucking beautiful im not the type to drool over celebrity women but ill make the exception for her.. just thought everyone should know my feelings on the situation
  7. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,024 Likes Received: 536
    i saw it and honestly cant remember what it was about
  8. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    that's the movie where the highschool girl who hooks up with Luke Wilson in 'Old School' is a porn star right? i'm at work so i can't get to imdb.com to find out whether i'm right or not. she's definitely hot though, even if it's not the right movie.
  9. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    she's in this canadian movie where she plays a 17 year old gambling addict and dates a 24 year old dude.

    I'll gladly hook up with a seventeener if she looks like that.

    oh yeah, I wanna order this of ppv this weekend if I can find time out from cramming.

    FIST2CUFFS Member

    Joined: Sep 18, 2002 Messages: 454 Likes Received: 0
    it was a decent movie. wasn't great but wasn't horrible.
  11. duct

    duct New Jack

    Joined: Nov 3, 2004 Messages: 87 Likes Received: 0
    any thing that cuts out at the end and fucks up till they decide to make a new movie like them lord of the rings movies i mean come on u seriously want me to wait 4 months for ur lame jack asses to come bck to me to let me watch the second part of the movie i mean i will have forgoted the fucking start middle and end to the first by then get ur fucking heds in order thewwww lol
  12. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    it's like that movie with hilary duff:

    she leaves her small town to go to a performing arts school in LA;
    nobody likes her cause she's out of place or whatever
    and just doesn't fit it. wtf??

    the lame part about it, she TOTALLY fits in;
    she's blonde, she's pretty, her face is flawless.
    stupid movie.
  13. sneak

    sneak Guest

    girl is tick!
    which is how i could stand to sit through it twice.

    the films i hate are the Brit romantic comedies ala Notting Hill, Four Weddings, Love Actually etc. the fact that you can predict every single joke as and when it happens. also, the way they portray british people really makes me want to start killing Hugh Grant and everyone at Working Title.
  14. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    ummm, aren't most writers rejects of some sort?

    i mean... if most cats can pull dips and be friends w/ everyone all the time since they're 8, they aren't exactly in an environment that inspires them to express themselves, unless they go around writing their friend's names or some fag shit like that.
  15. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    she's hot.
    but not hot enough to watch this movie.
    maybe if i had cable.
    I still want to see honey for jessica alba.