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The Katsup Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ted Wakowski, Jun 4, 2002.

  1. Ted Wakowski

    Ted Wakowski Guest

    Katsup is fucking ill. It has the awesome ability to turn virtually any half-assed meal into a world-class delicassy.

    Here's a few of my favorite combos:

    - Scrambled eggs with salt, maple syrup and katsup. Fucking lovely.

    - Vegetarian meat patties with Smart Beat cheese, one piece of bread ripped in half and the holier-than-though 'kickers' katsup w/tobasco. Say fuckin' word.

    - White rice, a fork and katsup. Ghetto shit for when your broke. A splendid supplement.

    - Katsup on bread. More ghetto shit. Minimalist funk.

    Any other katsup heads keeping it gangster?
  2. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    i like it on my fries.:idea:
  3. deadlydnut

    deadlydnut Guest

    Just eat the shit with a spoon when your out of food, it works sometimes...
  4. pekrock

    pekrock Junior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 109 Likes Received: 0
    i like that green katsup it makes me feel like a ninja turtle.
  5. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    vanilla icecream...:yum:

    so i've heard.:confused:
  6. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    i hate that shit....i feel wierd eating it.
  7. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    I had some today.
  8. blame

    blame Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2001 Messages: 205 Likes Received: 0

    no shit that green ketchup shit is weird its all visual marketing

    its like i know coke tastes better than pepsi...i never finish a bottle of pepsi i always finish a bottle of coke and want more but when they do those taste tests in the shopping centres i always get them wrong
  9. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    its spelt ketchup.
  10. Ted Wakowski

    Ted Wakowski Guest

    Katsup is just fundamentally dope.

    Would fries be the same? Would corny blood jokes involving physical demonstrations still be possible? Would spelling be easier if it wasn't written like "katsup"?

    - Hamburger helper is dope w/ketchup ... these days I'd substitute the beef. Still fuckin dope.

    - Baked potatoes come correct w/katsup. Potatoes and tomatoes sound alike for a reason.

    - Katsup on any fish is just on point. Cooked, marinated salmon with a thin katsup coat ... fuck yeah. If I was Ghostface in Cancun I'd throw some katsup on my grouper. Dociousalaexpifragalisticalisuper.
  11. railroadjerk

    railroadjerk Guest

    i think we can all agree that this is a sign of the ketchup apocalypse...

  12. Ted Wakowski

    Ted Wakowski Guest

  13. space

    space Member

    Joined: May 17, 2002 Messages: 320 Likes Received: 0
    ketchup is the very essence of life.
  14. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    I don't eat catsup or ketchup... it's chock full of sugar...
  15. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    fuck katsup...mustard for life...