Guest Ted Wakowski Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Katsup is fucking ill. It has the awesome ability to turn virtually any half-assed meal into a world-class delicassy. Here's a few of my favorite combos: - Scrambled eggs with salt, maple syrup and katsup. Fucking lovely. - Vegetarian meat patties with Smart Beat cheese, one piece of bread ripped in half and the holier-than-though 'kickers' katsup w/tobasco. Say fuckin' word. - White rice, a fork and katsup. Ghetto shit for when your broke. A splendid supplement. - Katsup on bread. More ghetto shit. Minimalist funk. Any other katsup heads keeping it gangster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i like it on my fries.:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deadlydnut Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Just eat the shit with a spoon when your out of food, it works sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pekrock Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i like that green katsup it makes me feel like a ninja turtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 vanilla icecream...:yum: so i've heard.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by pekrock i like that green katsup it makes me feel like a ninja turtle. i hate that shit....i feel wierd eating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 I had some today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 .... no shit that green ketchup shit is weird its all visual marketing its like i know coke tastes better than pepsi...i never finish a bottle of pepsi i always finish a bottle of coke and want more but when they do those taste tests in the shopping centres i always get them wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 its spelt ketchup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ted Wakowski Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Katsup is just fundamentally dope. Would fries be the same? Would corny blood jokes involving physical demonstrations still be possible? Would spelling be easier if it wasn't written like "katsup"? - Hamburger helper is dope w/ketchup ... these days I'd substitute the beef. Still fuckin dope. - Baked potatoes come correct w/katsup. Potatoes and tomatoes sound alike for a reason. - Katsup on any fish is just on point. Cooked, marinated salmon with a thin katsup coat ... fuck yeah. If I was Ghostface in Cancun I'd throw some katsup on my grouper. Dociousalaexpifragalisticalisuper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i think we can all agree that this is a sign of the ketchup apocalypse... http://www.supermarketguru.com/NewProducts/Images/0901ezsquirt.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ted Wakowski Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by railroadjerk i think we can all agree that this is a sign of the ketchup apocalypse... http://www.supermarketguru.com/NewProducts/Images/0901ezsquirt.jpg'> I kind of have beef with these "easy squeeze" bottles. A real katsup head (or "ketchup" head, depending on your preference) appreciates the subtle artistry of properly flowing the katsup out of the bottle, especially ones of the glass variety...and more especially when they're brand new (the katsup will hold -- physics). There's a three-quarter rule that took me years to hone and now these newjacks over at Heinz want to undermine my struggle. Fuck that, those lazy bastards can meet my salad fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 ketchup is the very essence of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 I don't eat catsup or ketchup... it's chock full of sugar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 fuck katsup...mustard for life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by Ted Wakowski - White rice, a fork and katsup. Ghetto shit for when your broke. A splendid supplement. replace that with bbq sauce and youve got yourself a full fledge meal. give it a try sometime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i stheir a diffrence between katsup and ketchup?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 they ain't no difference. i think back in the day they called something else katsup though, like soy sauce or some shit was katsup, and it was used entirely in the same manner, and people had to carry they own. food for thought. anyway you spell it it's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 ted - why do you eat soy burgers/cheese, yet still eat eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 here are a few from the BIG T katsup cooking files: 1. mac&cheese with a shit load of katsup- 2. ramin noodles with katsup and spicy mustard!!!! 3. when all you got is a loaf of bread... just through some katsup on it and you got yourself a sugar and tamato sandwhich!!! 4. a mixture of katsup and mayo makes a great salad dressing. 5. fuck it just put katsup on everything!!!:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by seppuku ted - why do you eat soy burgers/cheese, yet still eat eggs? :rolleyes: there's a difference between vegetarian and vegan bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 mayonaise all the fuckin way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ted Wakowski Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Proper Spelling As much I rep the stuff, I don't think I spell it correctly. Is it katsup, ketchup, or catsup, officially? Could someone drop a gem on this topic? * Ramen and catsup/katsup/ketchup is definitely a gentlemen's meal. Ramen straight (no sauce packets) w/cheap spaghetti sauce is dope too. Throw some red pepper packets collected from pizza places on there with a serving from a low-budget can of Rotel tomatoes and you've got a world class entree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ted Wakowski Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by seppuku ted - why do you eat soy burgers/cheese, yet still eat eggs? I'm pro-choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 i love a ton of ketsup on fries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 fuck cheap spaghetti sauce, just make your own: a clove or two of garlic, sauted in some olive oil, and add a can of crushed red tomatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainforrest Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 y dont we turn this into a KETCHUP BOTTLE TAGGING THREAD??? POST FLIX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 how about we don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 YUK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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