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The Joke thred

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Scorn, Nov 7, 2002.

  1. Scorn

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    The Joke thred

    Discussion started by Scorn - Nov 7, 2002

    OK this is were all the jokes go

    i only got one joke and it's really long so i will post it later
     
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    THREAD

    thread
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    why did the koala fall out of the tree?










































    cos it was dead.
    why did the second koala fall out of the tree?



































































    cos it was nailed to the first koala.
    why did the kid fall off his bike?































































































    cos the koalas hit him
     
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    Scorn - Replied Nov 7, 2002

    LOL thats funny

    this is a long joke so i'll do it after i post this
     
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    i prefer the offensive jokes thread.


    Is Mapo in here?:huh?:


    Why do they have tree's in Harlem?
    Public Transportation
     
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    why is kristy so ugly?


















































































































    cos she used to be a man
     
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    Scorn - Replied Nov 7, 2002

    There was this lorry driver and this normal car stopped at the traffic lights on a icey morning. The women got out of the normal car and said to the lorry driver, "Hi, My names Jennifer and your losing some of your load" then she goes and sits back in the car.

    At the next set of traffic lights she gets out the car and says to the lorry driver,"Hi, My names Jennifer and your losing some of your load" then she gets back into her car.

    At the next set of traffic lights. The lorry driver got out of his lorry and went to the women and said,"Hi my names David and i drive a gritter.
     
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    what the hell is a lorry and a gritter?

    damn foreigners
     
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    ok... what?..... gritter... lorry....ummmm.....Jennifer....car...lights....WHAT ?
     
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    gritters are them things what send that stuff onto the roads what stop them from getting icey, and whats wrong with a lorry
     
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    Some people are so dumb
     
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    lorry=truck
     
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    i still don't know what the fuck is a lorry.
    *thanks abc

    Los Angeles doesn't need no stinkin' gritters.
     
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    what i don't get is why jennifer was so compelled to tell the truck driver her name twice
     
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