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The Joke thred

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Scorn, Nov 7, 2002.

  1. Scorn

    Scorn Member

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 330 Likes Received: 0
    OK this is were all the jokes go

    i only got one joke and it's really long so i will post it later
     
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    THREAD

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  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    why did the koala fall out of the tree?










































    cos it was dead.
    why did the second koala fall out of the tree?



































































    cos it was nailed to the first koala.
    why did the kid fall off his bike?































































































    cos the koalas hit him
     
  4. Scorn

    Scorn Member

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    LOL thats funny

    this is a long joke so i'll do it after i post this
     
  5. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    i prefer the offensive jokes thread.


    Is Mapo in here?:huh?:


    Why do they have tree's in Harlem?
    Public Transportation
     
  6. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    why is kristy so ugly?


















































































































    cos she used to be a man
     
  8. Scorn

    Scorn Member

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    There was this lorry driver and this normal car stopped at the traffic lights on a icey morning. The women got out of the normal car and said to the lorry driver, "Hi, My names Jennifer and your losing some of your load" then she goes and sits back in the car.

    At the next set of traffic lights she gets out the car and says to the lorry driver,"Hi, My names Jennifer and your losing some of your load" then she gets back into her car.

    At the next set of traffic lights. The lorry driver got out of his lorry and went to the women and said,"Hi my names David and i drive a gritter.
     
  9. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    what the hell is a lorry and a gritter?

    damn foreigners
     
  10. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    ok... what?..... gritter... lorry....ummmm.....Jennifer....car...lights....WHAT ?
     
  11. Scorn

    Scorn Member

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    gritters are them things what send that stuff onto the roads what stop them from getting icey, and whats wrong with a lorry
     
  12. Scorn

    Scorn Member

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    Some people are so dumb
     
  13. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    lorry=truck
     
  14. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    i still don't know what the fuck is a lorry.
    *thanks abc

    Los Angeles doesn't need no stinkin' gritters.
     
  15. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    what i don't get is why jennifer was so compelled to tell the truck driver her name twice
     
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