mmmm..tacos Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 my ex girlfriend asked me to jack off on her face...she looked up at me with porn eyes and opened her mouth and i jacked off on her face as she touched her own breasts. anybody have any good jack off on a girls face stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 http://cartogra.com/rs/2A52A48C-E245-11D6-B42C-0090277A760E/screen'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 gamf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 wow. some people's sex lives arent freaky at all. i'm dissappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 i used to do the hoodini on my ex all the time. she would fall for it everytime. heh stupid girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 thats just super duper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 shoulda busted her in the fucking nose. give 'er the 'ol strawberry shortcake gehaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 I'm with DIRTY when he says...... :fart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 i've got a story.. so my good friend ***** is hangin out with this girl who had a boyfriend. things were getting hot, they were fooling around in her apartment while her man was out of town things were getting, uh, down to business..they get naked and she's like "no! i can't do this...i can't have sex with you" so he is begrudgingly accepting she says...well, maybe there is something we can do he was ready for anything i guess.. she's all no no, just forget about it.. and of course, he's prodding her to tell him what she wants.. so finally, she's like ok..you choke me while you're masturbating and i want you to come on my face.. aaaahahahhaha so ***** said he was down.. i guess the story wouldn't be quite so funny... if another friend of mine hadn't been in the same situation with the same girl (only this time she was single) and she makes the same request.. damn! superfreak junkie girls off the hizzie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 that's cool. I had a girl I choked all the time. Hell, I slapped her enough, too. It got to the point where the only times we sexed were after (or rather, during) a big fight. She loved it. I would spit on her while I jacked off in her face. In the bushes, by the park bench, in my basement - whatever. I used to choke her til she cried. the problem is that I think I might be desensitized. I need a freak, if anything. lol. jk, of course. i think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest binnki Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 bustin a nut in an unsuspecting hoz eye is the funniest godam thing in the entire world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by Weapon X the problem is that I think I might be desensitized. I need a freak, if anything. lol. jk, of course. i think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by Weapon X that's cool. I had a girl I choked all the time. Hell, I slapped her enough, too. It got to the point where the only times we sexed were after (or rather, during) a big fight. She loved it. I would spit on her while I jacked off in her face. In the bushes, by the park bench, in my basement - whatever. I used to choke her til she cried. yup yup. we know people like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by Weapon X I need a freak, if anything. as if wearing sunglasses wasn't freaky enough! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 once i was jerking off and some of my spunk landed on my neck.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 i've done all those things to girls, some of them hoes just got a freaky deaky thing goin on. the choking part i can't do, just turns me off, i don't associate giving pain while having sex except when i'm hurting her with dennis smashing in and outta regina, now that gets me going. i love it when girls let out that little "ow!' or a quick "no!...no!", but you can tell they mean yes yes!!!. that shit is the bombdiggety. pornstarintrainingoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by ragsoe505 the choking part i can't do, just turns me off, i don't associate giving pain while having sex except when i'm hurting her with dennis smashing in and outta regina, now that gets me going. werd. and the dennis and regina thing is fucking hilarious :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hate Therapy Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Boring responses so far Kind of unrelated, whatever: A friend of mine took two kids to get a hooker in a lovely part of town. The hooker they got was a man, which wasn't realized until a good 20-or-so seconds of simultaneous ass and face-fucking. Fortunately those unbiased gentlemen didn't give a shit. I'm not sure if they jacked off on "its" face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 a kid i went to school with came in his girls mouth and she choked really bad. i think it got like up in her sinuses or something and she went into the bathroom to cough/puke in the sink. he fucked her from behind while she was bent over the sink. classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 ever cum in a glass and have a girl drink it?? gotta love freaks...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 <span style='color:darkblue'>after giving me head in the bathroom, my girl went to class with some of my "spunk" on her chin we're in the same class and i hear her friend go..."hey whats that on ur chin?" and before my girl could react her friend had whipped it off already and was like " hey this looks like tapioca pudding!" and persists to put in her mouth and swallow.... well me just telling my homeboys what happened we all looked in amazingment and laughter as my girl presisded to tell her..."uh that was my boyfriends sperm.".... freaks..go figure...:D</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmm..tacos Posted October 18, 2002 Author Share Posted October 18, 2002 a girl i know chugged a quarter of a bottle of vodka in a park and then asked me to fuck her face..so i did and then she pulled down her pants and told me to fuck her hard...she screamed "deeper..deeper"...and i fucked her so hard she bled..but she said.."dont worry about it..it happens all the time"..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by i~hear~voice <span style='color:darkblue'>after giving me head in the bathroom, my girl went to class with some of my "spunk" on her chin we're in the same class and i hear her friend go..."hey whats that on ur chin?" and before my girl could react her friend had whipped it off already and was like " hey this looks like tapioca pudding!" and persists to put in her mouth and swallow.... well me just telling my homeboys what happened we all looked in amazingment and laughter as my girl presisded to tell her..."uh that was my boyfriends sperm.".... freaks..go figure...:D</span> the question is whether i believe that or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 she didnt exactly say sperm..she had another word for it but pot has warped my fragile little mind:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
From Autumn Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 i swear this story is true....my boy scott made his girl get in an ice cold bath, cubes and all, freezing in this tub....so 20 minutes later she gets out with her lips all blue and shit, body freezing cold and he proceeds to fuck her "dead" body. she had to lay on the floor perfectly still to make it more realistic. then im pretty sure he sent her home. the fucked up part is that this isnt some random girl, this is his girlfriend of almost 2 years. he says he is so bored of fucking her he needed something new, and just wanted to see if she was dumb enough to go for it. for the life of me i cant figure out why he doesnt just break up with her if he is all that bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 ^^ that's gotta be bullshit. If the water was even slightly colder than body temperature, she get the shivers. If it was actually ice cold, she be hyperthermic, and shaking like a junkie breakdancer having withdrawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
From Autumn Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 thats the same thing i said, bullshit. as to wether or not she was lying still is debatable....but the incident did happen, she confirmed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 I had sex standing on my head, with no hands, feet propped up against a wall. Shit was illin' son. Mad difficulty factor too, I only managed a few thrusts before I collapsed. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 the first thing a girl says is "im not going to have sex with you" they always end up doing it anyways - i just say yea whatever - this one girl was like im not going to have sex with you, but if you start pulling my hair i might let you:confused: dumb hoes !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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