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THE "I DONT WANT A DILDO THREAD"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by metallix, Jan 24, 2002.

  1. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    Molo222 (2:11:33 PM): the what?

    Auto response from give me drukQs (2:11:33 PM): when i got my wings

    Molo222 (2:12:31 PM): is that a fish?
    Molo222 (2:12:34 PM): im a pisces lol
    Molo222 (2:19:00 PM): i took you home, set you on the glass. i pulled off your wings, then i laughed.
    give me drukQs (2:39:53 PM): then i shit on you
    give me drukQs (2:39:56 PM): and defecated
    Molo222 (2:39:59 PM): haha
    give me drukQs (2:40:01 PM): and vomitted
    Molo222 (2:40:02 PM): its from a song
    give me drukQs (2:40:13 PM): YEEEE HAW
    Molo222 (2:40:20 PM): change by deftones
    give me drukQs (2:40:28 PM): word
    Molo222 (2:40:56 PM): oh yessss
    give me drukQs (2:41:14 PM): im bored im gunna hop a bus 2 the mall
    give me drukQs (2:41:29 PM): maybe sunrise for a change
    give me drukQs (2:41:34 PM): rape old navy
    Molo222 (2:42:06 PM): get me something lol j/k
    give me drukQs (2:42:13 PM): ill get you a dildo
    Molo222 (2:42:20 PM): thanks
    give me drukQs (2:42:31 PM): what size do you like ?
    give me drukQs (2:42:42 PM): they have mini 3 inches to 12 inch one
    give me drukQs (2:42:54 PM): the 3 inches are meant for a purse to keep in there
    Molo222 (2:43:01 PM): surprise me
    give me drukQs (2:43:09 PM): what do you like though ?
    give me drukQs (2:43:16 PM): i want it to be good 4 u
    Molo222 (2:43:19 PM): i dont really want one
    give me drukQs (2:43:22 PM): why not ?
    give me drukQs (2:43:28 PM): i dont understand you
    Molo222 (2:43:28 PM): where would i keep it'?
    Molo222 (2:43:39 PM): thats good
    give me drukQs (2:43:40 PM): you asked me to get you something, then you say ok and now you dont want one ?
    Molo222 (2:43:46 PM): i was joking
    give me drukQs (2:43:48 PM): keep it in your room
    Molo222 (2:43:52 PM): ok where
    give me drukQs (2:43:55 PM): a drawer
    Molo222 (2:44:05 PM): nope
    give me drukQs (2:44:07 PM): why not ?
    Molo222 (2:44:16 PM): because i have cleaning people
    give me drukQs (2:44:31 PM): oh you dont want htem using it
    give me drukQs (2:44:32 PM): i see
    Molo222 (2:44:49 PM): eww thats gross
    give me drukQs (2:44:50 PM): why would they clean inside your drawers?
    give me drukQs (2:45:00 PM): i dont know of any cleaning people that go inside your drawers to "clean"
    Molo222 (2:45:12 PM): no they put shit away
    give me drukQs (2:45:14 PM): whatever, your so confusing
    give me drukQs (2:45:27 PM): i tried being nice to you for once
    Molo222 (2:45:28 PM): do you honestly want to argue about this?
    give me drukQs (2:45:33 PM): WHAT ??
    Molo222 (2:45:34 PM): youre a nice boy
    give me drukQs (2:45:46 PM): you brought it up and now your asking me if i want to argue it
    give me drukQs (2:45:50 PM): SEE WHAT I MEAN YOUR SOOOO CONFUSING!!
    Molo222 (2:45:57 PM): i didnt bring it up
    give me drukQs (2:46:07 PM): you asked me to get you something!
    Molo222 (2:46:12 PM): i was joking when i said bring me something
    Molo222 (2:46:17 PM): i wrote j/k
    give me drukQs (2:46:51 PM): i know, and i said i would get you a dildo and you said thanks
    give me drukQs (2:46:57 PM): So it seemed you were serious
    give me drukQs (2:47:01 PM): why do you always have to play games with me
    Molo222 (2:47:02 PM): im sorry
    Molo222 (2:47:15 PM): im not playing games darling dont hate me
    give me drukQs (2:47:28 PM): stop hurting me first
    give me drukQs (2:47:33 PM): with your games
    give me drukQs (2:47:35 PM): word games
    Molo222 (2:47:39 PM): im sorry
    give me drukQs (2:47:43 PM): ok i forgive you
    Molo222 (2:47:49 PM): ok thank you
    give me drukQs (2:48:00 PM): ok.
    give me drukQs (2:48:04 PM): whats up?
    give me drukQs (2:48:15 PM): actually im going
    give me drukQs (2:48:15 PM): bye
    Molo222 (2:48:19 PM): have fun
    Molo222 (2:48:46 PM): ill miss you
    give me drukQs (2:50:57 PM): sorry
     
  2. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    dammit metallix, fuckin steppin up to bite my styles again. you get the shank. then strapped to the hood of my demon chariot whence you shall perish.

    g'day.
     
  3. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1
    vibrators are beter than dildos anyways.
     
  4. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Saaaaaaaaaaaaaay word.
     
  5. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1

    you know from experience, huh?
     
  6. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1
    i'm female aren't i?
     
  7. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Guest

  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i second that

    oooh yeah....
     
  9. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1
    what i don't get is why they haven't made self heating ones that would feel more like a real cock instead of icky cold rubber....
     
  10. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i used to be in a kinky relationship based on sex

    and i banged the shit out of my partner with a dildo...it was strange,but fun...
     
  11. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    uhhhhhh huhhhhhhh
     
  12. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    you girls are crazy

    i wish i knew what a femal orgasm feels like....i think that i would like it oh so much..for the look on some girls faces are amazing....when they're hornay,they talk about a burning tension in thier stomach which tripps me out,i just get a hard-on and a imagination..

    it seems like sex to me is the best part,but the orgasm is a bonus.
    it seems like girls are always letting thier juices flow..amazing
    if i were a girl it is a defenate that i would own a vibrator...
    if you were to ask me i would be all for it,but hmmmmmmm...let me think...

    if some girl was sitting up with her legs spread or on her back with her heels touching in the air with her hand gliding that machine in and out,that would make me go crazy....:D
    well,as they say,"it nothing like the real thing.".good or bad...its still sexy...


    why do girls buy that type of stuff anyways..i can see the effects,but what pushes you to go on with the "dirty deed"..


    ahhhhhh sexy...
     
  13. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1
    Re: you girls are crazy



    girls masterbate for the same reasons men do...


    i have forever wanted to know what man's orgasm feels like to them. i always wondered why men were never that interested in ours. the thing with guys, from what i heard, is that they all more or less feel the same while girls' orgasms are all different. this sounds weird but to me it feels like a really great sneeze... chest gets warm and the stomach clenches up.... i am so glad that i am female and don't have to wait long amount of time them.


    any girls out there have one that you know you had one but you barely felt it? what the fuck is up with that?
     
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/1982.jpg'>
    "guess what...yeah...you are correct...i am a dumbface3000"
     
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