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The Horror!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by <KEY3>, May 11, 2005.

  1. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
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    A 19-year-old woman from Mississauga has been charged with careless driving following an accident this morning that dumped 2,184 cases of beer onto Highway 401, forcing its closure during the morning rush.

    OPP Sgt. Cam Woolley said the woman, who is in hospital with minor injuries, was served with the papers this morning.

    Police allege she swerved out of her lane and into the path of the Molson beer truck at 6:30 a.m., causing the rollover in the eastbound lanes. The woman's flipped over as a result.

    Woolley credited the woman's seatbelt and the car's airbags with saving her life.

    Molson spokesperson Nathalie Masse said the driver was hauling the load for delivery in Oshawa. He has a "stellar record" of more than 25 years, Masse said. The truck driver wasn't injured in the crash.

    Police said the road would be cleared in time for the afternoon rush.

    The remaining beer will be returned to Molson, for destruction, authorities said.

    The entire load of beer was spilled, creating what one police officer described as a "sea of beer."
     
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

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    Let's hurry up and get down there eh!
     
  3. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    fuckin rad bro..
     
  4. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
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    Proceeding on foot, request pretzels!
     
  5. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    eh, i'd like to dip my balls in that.
     
  6. whatdoyouthinkyourdoing

    whatdoyouthinkyourdoing Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Messages: 367 Likes Received: 0
    fucking women. when will they learn cars are not designed for them.
     
  7. ERIZENO

    ERIZENO Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2003 Messages: 1,999 Likes Received: 28
    ^^^^^ that attitude is shit ^^^^^

    a shitty driver is a shitty driver, man, woman, white, black, asian .... its just a shitty driver.
     
  8. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    that's a blessing in disguise
    it was a Molson truck...
     
  9. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    well at least it wasn't a truck full of dos equis....
     
  10. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    eh it's only canadian beer.
     
  11. spectr

    spectr Guest

    :( :( :(
    yeah but molson is still better then bud and its beer who cares what type it is you drink enough of it and everything will get better.
     
  12. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

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    you have to tip over a lot of donkeys to spill that much beer.
     
  13. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

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    you have to tip over a lot of donkeys to spill that much beer.
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    HAHA, DON'T HATE!
     
  14. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    nothing but love for the XX.

    but I can't pass up a joke, no matter how culturally insensitive.
     
  15. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    ZING!
     
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