CRAMPS Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Just got back from the midnight showing of the hills have eyes (my buddy is a manager of a theater) backround-a tribe of horrificly deformed people who grew up on a nuclear testing site in new mexico that eat people....one of them looks like rubber jhonny...unsispecting family gets stranded near them..EAT All i can say without spoiling it is, Great gore..fucking axes to the head..shotgun to the face.burned alive..nothing dissapoints. Soundtrack to MATCH! when shit got fucked, the soundtrack was right there..And im not talking like symphony shit/eery violins...It was Pulsating distorted bass sounds in repitition "BEEEAAUUURRRRP.....................................BEEEEAAUUURRRRRP" and this crazy grinding sound..made shit stressfull. and shit that should have made it NC17 GO SEE IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 When originally submitted to the MPAA, the film was given an X-rating which would have relegated it to the porno circuit and severely hurt the box-office returns. Craven cut the film enough to secure an R rating, and the original director's cut is thought to be no longer in existence. Late 1970s horror genre icon whose best known for his creepy performance as "Pluto" in the uncompromising Wes Craven horror film The Hills Have Eyes (1977). Berryman (who suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia, a rare condition leaving him with no sweat glands, hair, fingernails or teeth) reminds one of a latter-day Rondo Hatton who also suffered from a rare medical condition that distorted his features giving him a brutish look just right for horror movies. To Berryman's credit, he managed to develop upon his "Pluto" character, and has turned up in numerous sci-fi / fantasy movies such as My Science Project (1985), Weird Science (1985), Armed Response (1986) and Evil Spirits (1990). The tall & lean Berryman generally portrays mutant bikers, evil undertakers, monsters and other frightening characters! A genuine favorite of horror movie fans! Saw it last night too and I'm fucking sick of remakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 "Mistaa...would you like to play with me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 YO FUCK THIS MOVIE. WORST MOVIE OF 2006. A "DAWN OF THE DEAD" STYLE CLONE. STOP TAKING CLASSICS AND RUINING THEM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 i want to see it. i'll report back with my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 I'm going to go see it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 the original was hardly a classic. Wes Craven is the most overrated person ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KERS Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE@Mar 10 2006, 12:42 PM the original was hardly a classic. Wes Craven is the most overrated person ever Quoted post Agreed,word for word. I haven't seen it yet,but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not gonna be the best horror flick of 2006. Hills looks ok,but Hostel is the undisputed champ of '06. UNDISPUTED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Hostel sucked absolute fucking balls. How could you possibly have thought that movie was any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Go see Grizzly Man instead, its the new Herzog, its fucking amazing. Fuck a horror movie remake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 slither was so much better than this remake The sleepy town of Wheelsy could be any small town in America - somewhat quaint and gentle, peopled with friendly folks who mind their own business. But just beneath the surface charm, something unnamed and evil has arrived...and is growing. No one seems to notice as telephone poles become clogged with missing pet flyers, or when one of the town’s richest citizens, Grant (Michael Rooker), begins to act strangely. But when farmers’ livestock turn up horribly mutilated and a young woman goes missing, Sheriff Bill Pardy (Nathan Fillion) and his team, aided by Grant’s wife Starla (Elizabeth Banks), uncover the dark force laying siege to their town...and come face-to-face with an older-than-time organism intent on absorbing and devouring all life on Earth. director..james gunn its more or less in the vein of tremors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 this WILL NOT be better than the original. most remakes never are anyway. also, is slither the bad looking bite of night of the creeps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Hostile was cool because I hadn't heard anything about it before watching it. I was at the drive-in wasting 5+ hours with my friends when I had to choose either Jennifer Anniston or bong hits and titties. Having a penis and all, I decided to go with the titties and bong tokes thinking it was going to be an independant Van Wilder-type flick.... You have no idea how fucking happy I was when people started dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Mar 10 2006, 05:14 PM Hostile was cool because I hadn't heard anything about it before watching it. I was at the drive-in wasting 5+ hours with my friends when I had to choose either Jennifer Anniston or bong hits and titties. Having a penis and all, I decided to go with the titties and bong tokes thinking it was going to be an independant Van Wilder-type flick.... You have no idea how fucking happy I was when people started dying. Quoted post i miss the drive in. they closed the last drive in out by me years ago so they could build a multiplex. i saw some of the best movies at that spot when i was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by the_gooch@Mar 10 2006, 03:08 PM this WILL NOT be better than the original. most remakes never are anyway. also, is slither the bad looking bite of night of the creeps? Quoted post naw..its somewhat of an homage to night of the creeps,blob,tremors and such i saw a screener of this last weekend in chitown.. its a decent movie katiebird katieBird Wilkins discovers the secret life of her father and knows this is the path that was meant for her. She learns what was passed down to her father and her father’s father... truth can only be found through death. The debut from director, producer, writer and editor Justin Paul Ritter is a truly disturbing and challenging tale of unrequited love and painful truth, and certainly not for the squeamish or faint of heart, but the movie itself is outrageous, seductive, colorful and unique. http://www.katiebirdthemovie.com/home.html this movie was ill as fuck..more or less a thriller..but the torture scences are dope as hell and herbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE@Mar 10 2006, 12:42 PM the original was hardly a classic. Wes Craven is the most overrated person ever Quoted post Exactly. Slither looks like garbage too. The only movie coming out that matters in the 2k6 involves snakes and a plane. Thats honestly the ONLY thing I'm looking forward to this year. Next year is going to be the transformers movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 silent hill looked decent but i dont know anything about good movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Originally posted by KERS+Mar 10 2006, 07:16 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KERS - Mar 10 2006, 07:16 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE@Mar 10 2006, 12:42 PM the original was hardly a classic. Wes Craven is the most overrated person ever Quoted post Agreed,word for word. I haven't seen it yet,but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not gonna be the best horror flick of 2006. Hills looks ok,but Hostel is the undisputed champ of '06. UNDISPUTED. Quoted post [/b] Hostel is total shit. So is the director. <!--QuoteBegin-the_gooch@Mar 10 2006, 09:08 PM this WILL NOT be better than the original. most remakes never are anyway. also, is slither the bad looking bite of night of the creeps? Quoted post Also Cronenberg's "Shivers". http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073705/ Same premise, more serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antron Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 SAVE YOUR MONEY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 yea i liked the ice stage in super mario bros 2 also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted March 11, 2006 Author Share Posted March 11, 2006 what game is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 http://pingus.seul.org/ ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 IF I SEE IT I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES AND SLEEP WITH MOMMY AND DADDY FOR A MONTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 just got back i thought it was pretty good the jumpout scenes were the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 lemmings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 winner: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmetal. Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 decent gore for a mainstream film, but thats about it just go find an unrated copy of Dead Alive and call it a night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 find the directors cut and post a torrent.. please :innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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