HAL Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 So recently a friend put me on to the art of japanese poetry. It's very simple and fun. The formula is five syllables, seven syllables, then five again. I propose we all put our creative hats on and supplement Channel Zero with a bit of poetic artistry. Here's some from me. smoke some PCP launch yourself off that building I won't tell Jesus yo emo fanboy what is the deal with girl's jeans? you look like a dyke Lil John you are rad I want to drink from your cup a hip hop chalice tooth dragging blowjob what is wrong with your girlfriend? I've had better head Dunkin Donuts treats a round, tasty confection jelly filling yeah the hilarity I hope this thread does not die do not disappoint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 oh wow. ahahahaha. I'm going to school right now, if this thread is still on the first page when I get back I'll think up something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Classy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 let us stay on track post your sharp witticisms none of your chatter graffiti writer why do you need jungle green? your piece does not bang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 you are right my friend like syphilus when i pee it doesnt bang it burns (dum dum) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 5-7-5 is how it works, my good man. drop that pipe, hippie your last words will be muffled ah, fellatio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 that was a good one my boss is pissing me off postal worker rage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 deep breaths, count to five harness the rage for later when you masturbate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 boredom to anger bittersweet masturbation i love to hate you... (maybe i should proofread first? goddamn. ive been at work for 27 hours and 3 minutes..arrrg. kill me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 bittersweet masturbation. excellent. committing the deed takes a certain cunning guise while in the work place -- counting syllables while feeding myself caffeine intravenously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 skeleton of a HighCoup 5 small syllables 7 quite large syllables 5 more syllables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 a wise man once said: drink from wells others dip in; you get mouf herpes i take the advice in one ear, out the other a stupid old man thank god its friday! closest watering hole please? fifth of jack later.... i fall from my chair and wipe the drunk from my eyes.. where the fuck am i? broads everywhere! the booze brings sudden courage i take em all home... four hot college sluts? but once in a million years... shit gets fucking wild... everything blurry eat your heart out johnny holmes.. is this nirvanna? fuck heeding advice go south like a bird i do i never thought twice... four rubbers later the five exausted bodies sleep... old men and their lies... monday sores appear was i REALLY that thirsty? ill kill that old man... cursing jack daniels an epitome is had think before i drink... zing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 (definetly not a literary arts major) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Discombobulate Yum, hydrogen bomb it, cake Dumb duckhunt weekend. Touch my pink parts bitch Allocate my piston pump Bum piss on park bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I have an exam For which I did not study I hope I can cheat If cheating works well I’ll study from here on out Right, I’m talking shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I switch up the number to increase the sylable count so I can expand the range And hit the peak at seven but bring it back down to where I started at back at the spot with out words except one 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 In an office now Chick in front has them huge tits On them I should grab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 took some healty pills a vitamin overdose cant focus on work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Me in same boat key A mountain dew vitamin Keeps me haikuing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Sitting at work now ferocious gas building up it pierces the air My neighbors nose wrinkles followed by gagging slightly looking dazedly His eyes are now crossed sweat beading on his forehead trickles of vomit show From his discomfort I gain the satisfaction from a well timed fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 should avoid caffine as I am already buzzed can not fight tea time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 these are some of mine from the haiku thread from like 2 1/2 years ago... i'll probably do new ones later today... Originally posted by vinyl junkie@Oct 24 2002, 12:13 AM fifth time from rehab and you just look hotter... damn... i just don’t get it... you said you’d buy me gas or beer, but now i’m out of gas and not drunk... wish i understood what you’re saying. for all i know you’re talking shit... if i paid could we fuck? really, i’ll pay you... (for some reason I was absolutely sure that 3, 5, 3 was also haiku form) sleep was an option, but that was so long ago... what the fuck happened? not mine obviously: ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall. ninety nine bottles of beer... nightowls know.... but, what, you ask? if you have to ask you'll never learn... Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 posting on the ounce a rumble from deep inside mudd butt strikes again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 i don't like that last post. is there a smiley indicating ultimate sadness for humanity? it must be this one. :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 watch the snow fall again this winter will never end summer is a dream metal guitars rock I enjoy the fancy shapes I need a warlock caffeine addiction I can't stop drinking soda pop in the midwest lively bubble fizz my two liter companion sure beats ghetto juice why is hip hop gay? baby blue is the new black go watch Warriors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 if you're not busy we should make love by the fire yes, genital love -- can i see that pen? wow, hey, this is a nice pen it's mine now, faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 fuck you Garrison this song clearly has lyrics and your new bands suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I wrote these for my myspace profile about Quake about a year ago. Aim with my boomstick. An army of zombies, near. I pull the trigger. Beyond the Portal Lies Mister Shub Niggaruth. Better get the Quad. Spawn kill me again. And I will rip your lungs out. Serious, I am. Type kill me once more. Your balls will be mine, good friend. Try it and die fast. It is getting late. My fingers numb, eyes burning. Just one more frag, please. Many Quake servers, Empty, alone, and barren. No llamas around. Why have I done this? Quad, Rocket Launcher, and wall. These things do not mix. So much game-playing. I have neglected my fridge. Beef Jerky and Nuts. Haugh! Haugh! Haugh! Haugh! Haugh! Listen to my jump and watch! I am so active! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 if you've been playing Quake all these years, that is some hardcore dedication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 if you've been playing Quake all these years, that is some hardcore dedication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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