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the GREATEST INEVENTION of all time...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Jul 9, 2002.

  1. --zeSto--

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    the GREATEST INEVENTION of all time...

    Discussion started by --zeSto-- - Jul 9, 2002

    So I was thinking about the one thing you shouldn't be without.

    And you know what the greatest invention of all time could possibly be....?


    http://www.drinkstuff.com/images/heineken-towel.jpg'>
    [SIZE=2]the TOWEL ![/SIZE]

    but what can you do with a towel you may ask...

    [list]
    [*]dry yourself
    [*]make a sling
    [*]an impromptu hat
    [*]bangade a wound
    [*]make a hobo-carry-all
    [*]whip the weaker people
    [*]clean up spills
    [*]mop up your sweat
    [*]flag down help
    [*]snare rabbits ?
    [*]use it as a blanket
    [*]block out the sun
    [*]strain noodles
    [*]what CANT it do?
    [/list]

    --got any thing better ?
     
  2. Robocop

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    GOD BLESS THE TOWELL!
     
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  3. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    I supose the microchip is up there somewhere...
    but nowhere near the allmighty towel.
     
  4. -sudz-

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    -sudz- - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    you should use it as a paint brush type thing too! canvas even?

    note:i think this was a waste of my 2000th post, regardless of how good towels are.
     
  5. loudhardfast

    loudhardfast 12oz Member

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    loudhardfast - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    i thought you were gonna say heineken was the greatest invention of all time....

    ...but the towel is pretty cool too.
     
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    onemanband - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    imagine if you could get a microchipped towel though...just stand there while it dry's your butt for ya...that would be the cats meow.
     
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    http://enterprise.aacc.cc.md.us/~chris/pictures/new!!/PIC00008.jpg'>
    "Hi. I'm an idiot."
     
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  8. wintersouls

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    wintersouls - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    yea i hear that im rocking a towel right now bro!

    bigups for towel...

    im going to start writing towel



    late towel one
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    Don't forget it can clean up your, um, personal messes.......
     
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    I want the comedy central towel, from southpark... Towelie
     
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    "Hey guys, wanna get high??"
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    e = mc2
     
  13. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    ^ yeah... try to wipe a wet patio chair with energy or mass or aceleration squared.
     
  14. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    hahahaha....
     
  15. Robocop

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    Robocop - Replied Jul 9, 2002

    the towel with a micro chip eh?
     
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