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the GREATEST INEVENTION of all time...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Jul 9, 2002.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    So I was thinking about the one thing you shouldn't be without.

    And you know what the greatest invention of all time could possibly be....?

    [SIZE=2]the TOWEL ![/SIZE]

    but what can you do with a towel you may ask...

    [*]dry yourself
    [*]make a sling
    [*]an impromptu hat
    [*]bangade a wound
    [*]make a hobo-carry-all
    [*]whip the weaker people
    [*]clean up spills
    [*]mop up your sweat
    [*]flag down help
    [*]snare rabbits ?
    [*]use it as a blanket
    [*]block out the sun
    [*]strain noodles
    [*]what CANT it do?

    --got any thing better ?
  2. Robocop

    Robocop Banned

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  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I supose the microchip is up there somewhere...
    but nowhere near the allmighty towel.
  4. -sudz-

    -sudz- Guest

    you should use it as a paint brush type thing too! canvas even?

    note:i think this was a waste of my 2000th post, regardless of how good towels are.
  5. loudhardfast

    loudhardfast Member

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 737 Likes Received: 0
    i thought you were gonna say heineken was the greatest invention of all time....

    ...but the towel is pretty cool too.
  6. onemanband

    onemanband New Jack

    Joined: Jun 27, 2002 Messages: 49 Likes Received: 0
    imagine if you could get a microchipped towel though...just stand there while it dry's your butt for ya...that would be the cats meow.
  7. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "Hi. I'm an idiot."
  8. wintersouls

    wintersouls Guest

    yea i hear that im rocking a towel right now bro!

    bigups for towel...

    im going to start writing towel

    late towel one
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Don't forget it can clean up your, um, personal messes.......
  10. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    I want the comedy central towel, from southpark... Towelie
  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    "Hey guys, wanna get high??"
  12. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  13. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    ^ yeah... try to wipe a wet patio chair with energy or mass or aceleration squared.
  14. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  15. Robocop

    Robocop Banned

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    the towel with a micro chip eh?