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The greatest gift to mankind

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MARRERO BEAST, Jan 12, 2006.

  1. MARRERO BEAST

    MARRERO BEAST Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2005 Messages: 778 Likes Received: 0
    http://www.assinthebox.com/sites/assinthebox/

    What's the only way to MOON that perfect individual and get your feelings out from thousands of miles away while remaining completely anonymous?

    AssInTheBox, That's How!





    Enjoy sending a spring loaded surprise to those on your A-Hole list...They will receive they're specially gift wrapped glossy white box, cut the red bow and KA-BOINNNGGG! A custom made Spring Loaded Ass in their face will shock and surprise them!

    Let AssInTheBox show those who deserve some jeers, your "Pressed-Ham best", without shoving your own ass up to their living room window and running off, only to have your pants fall down around your ankles, trip in the lawn and let the neighborhood get full visual of skidmark city.




    Id rather stick my own ass in my neighbors living room window.
     
  2. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Too bad they don't make a version where someone opens the box and a spring loaded knife flies into their face.

    Now THAT would be worth spending money on
     
  3. courtorder

    courtorder Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    Yes, SevenForAllMankind jeans make womens' asses look real good.
     
  4. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    I was absolutly sure this thread was going to be about some pron.
     
  5. High Toussaint

    High Toussaint New Jack

    Joined: Jan 4, 2006 Messages: 45 Likes Received: 0
    yeah i thought this was gonna be some sex toy that had like a rubber ass with an anus that you fucked or something.
     
  6. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    My friend had one of those pussy/ass deals. I ran it under hot water when it was brand new, and it felt incredibly lifelike.

    My friend didn't like the fact that the rectum was sorta ribbed, so he shoved a hot curling iron up the ass. haha.

    The latest I heard was that he melted the whole thing down and poured it into a glass. But not before his mom found it!
     
  7. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    So it became a glass o' ass?
     
  8. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    haha, yeah. Never thought of that.
     
  9. GEEB

    GEEB Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2004 Messages: 1,803 Likes Received: 43
    or perhaps a spring-loaded chuck norris round house kick.
     
  10. JambaJuice

    JambaJuice Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 28, 2005 Messages: 1,390 Likes Received: 3
  11. the shitz

    the shitz New Jack

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    anybody watch the conan clips with chuck norris? funny shit!
     
  12. JambaJuice

    JambaJuice Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 28, 2005 Messages: 1,390 Likes Received: 3
    superman and the flash had a race...















    chuck norris won.
     
  13. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    IS THIS SHIT GONNA TURN INTO A CHUCK NORRIS JOKE THREAD? FUCK OUTTA HERE B, THIS WHOLE FORUM IS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS AND BITCHES WITH PINK DILDOS B, I QUIT.




    MERO GEE RILZ
     
  14. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272

    i cant put my finger on why, but this made me laugh.

    i kinda choked on the water i was drinking.



    but now, 2 minutes later, i have no desire to laugh...
     
  15. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
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