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The greatest gift to mankind

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MARRERO BEAST, Jan 12, 2006.

  1. MARRERO BEAST

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    The greatest gift to mankind

    Discussion started by MARRERO BEAST - Jan 12, 2006

    http://www.assinthebox.com/sites/assinthebox/

    What's the only way to MOON that perfect individual and get your feelings out from thousands of miles away while remaining completely anonymous?

    AssInTheBox, That's How!





    Enjoy sending a spring loaded surprise to those on your A-Hole list...They will receive they're specially gift wrapped glossy white box, cut the red bow and KA-BOINNNGGG! A custom made Spring Loaded Ass in their face will shock and surprise them!

    Let AssInTheBox show those who deserve some jeers, your "Pressed-Ham best", without shoving your own ass up to their living room window and running off, only to have your pants fall down around your ankles, trip in the lawn and let the neighborhood get full visual of skidmark city.




    Id rather stick my own ass in my neighbors living room window.
     
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  2. Gunm

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    Too bad they don't make a version where someone opens the box and a spring loaded knife flies into their face.

    Now THAT would be worth spending money on
     
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  3. courtorder

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    courtorder - Replied Jan 12, 2006

    Yes, SevenForAllMankind jeans make womens' asses look real good.
     
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  4. FunTimePartyTeam

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    I was absolutly sure this thread was going to be about some pron.
     
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  5. High Toussaint

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    yeah i thought this was gonna be some sex toy that had like a rubber ass with an anus that you fucked or something.
     
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  6. Weapon X

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    My friend had one of those pussy/ass deals. I ran it under hot water when it was brand new, and it felt incredibly lifelike.

    My friend didn't like the fact that the rectum was sorta ribbed, so he shoved a hot curling iron up the ass. haha.

    The latest I heard was that he melted the whole thing down and poured it into a glass. But not before his mom found it!
     
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    FunTimePartyTeam - Replied Jan 12, 2006

    So it became a glass o' ass?
     
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  8. Weapon X

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    haha, yeah. Never thought of that.
     
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  9. GEEB

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    or perhaps a spring-loaded chuck norris round house kick.
     
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  10. JambaJuice

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    scratch it
     
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    anybody watch the conan clips with chuck norris? funny shit!
     
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    superman and the flash had a race...















    chuck norris won.
     
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    MEROJUANA - Replied Jan 12, 2006

    IS THIS SHIT GONNA TURN INTO A CHUCK NORRIS JOKE THREAD? FUCK OUTTA HERE B, THIS WHOLE FORUM IS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS AND BITCHES WITH PINK DILDOS B, I QUIT.




    MERO GEE RILZ
     
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    i cant put my finger on why, but this made me laugh.

    i kinda choked on the water i was drinking.



    but now, 2 minutes later, i have no desire to laugh...
     
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