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the great ideas thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by juggernaut, Sep 25, 2002.

  1. juggernaut

    juggernaut Member

    Joined: Nov 12, 2001 Messages: 414 Likes Received: 0
    You know those good ideas you have, but you don't have the money, resources or initiative to actualize? Let's fucking hear them!

    These are mine, with help of a couple friends:

    Ninja Pizza:
    This would be a pizza delivery service. We'd serve real New York style pizza, but we'd do it dressed as ninjas, complete with face masks and sais or nunchuks . I'd also make the delivery guys ride Ninja motorcycles from the 80's with the cheezy white/red paint jobs and "rising sun" graphics (with some sort of holder attached for the pizzas). To summon customers to the door, each delivery ninja would have a mini-gong, NO ringing of doorbells! No english will be spoken, only "engrish".
    our motto would be "full satisfaction, or it's Seppuku for us."

    El Cholo Loco:
    This would be a Mexican food restaraunt. The whole place would have a so-Cal barrio theme. All male employees must wear Dickies (pants or shorts), a wife beater, white t-shirt or Ben Davis/Dickies shirt, and Nike Cortezes. Girls can wear similar clothes or super-slutty chola shit. Any older male employee must dress like a veterano. All white employees will wear nametags that say "li'l casper". Locs are optional for all staff. The menu will be written in a tamed-down "CHAZ" style font (has to be legible for the hueros).
    is "hueros" the correct spelling?
    (i had the idea of doing "El Huero Loco" instead, and make all white folk dress up like gangsters, but that'd just be dumb. i'd have to hire all white people, and they can't cook Mexican food for shit.)
     
  2. Sarah Tonin

    Sarah Tonin Dirty Dozen Crew

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  3. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
    "a...jump....to conclusions mat..where you jump......to conclusions"
     
  4. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    and so it begins...
     
  5. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
    http://www.ifctv.com/ifc/img/pho200x120americansummer.jpg'>
    dance party crew was a good idea, and guess who started that??????
     
  6. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    and ends...
     
  7. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    and yet, it always will be...
     
  8. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
    http://www.athf.com/guide/mooninites_revenge.jpg'>
    the foreiner belt was the best idea.
     
  9. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
    bitten from ninja burger
     
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    you know those juicers where you can throw in all types of fruits and veggies
    and it spits out the super~veg~shake for you to sip on ?

    well I want a Distiller that works the same!
    You can drop fruits, berries, apples, corn, potatos, tomatos, anything in it.
    And out comes the alcohol version. hootie hoo!
     
  11. juggernaut

    juggernaut Member

    Joined: Nov 12, 2001 Messages: 414 Likes Received: 0
    is that a movie or something??
    never heard of it, whatever it is.

    aah, SHIT!
    http://www.ninjaburger.com/
    well, that idea will never materialize because of laziness and the act that i'll look like a biter. those folks are funny.
     
  12. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    http://www.foreignerfiles.com/museum/pins/buckle.jpg'>

    "the wearer of this belt shall possess all the super powers of 70's super group... foreigner."

    "we're here to take your pornography and sodamize our vast imaginations."
     
  13. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
    http://imusic.artistdirect.com/soundtracks/photos/rushmore.gif'>
    "ill fuck you the fuck up"
     
  14. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2

    now thats a great idea!!!!:idea:
     
  15. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
     
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