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The Grandparents Appreciation Thread.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fatbastard, Feb 2, 2004.

  1. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    How dope are grandparents? I have one set left and they are no doubt the homies.

    So the other day my grandparents come over to visit me, and stayed and chatted about virtually nothing for about a half hour, for some reason it was real fun, they crack me up...as they were leaving and i kissed my grandma goodbye my grandpa grabs my arm and says to me "hey dont kiss my wife or i'll kiss yours" :lol: he cracks me up.


    no doubt the kindest and most innocent person in the world, has 10 children and 19 grandchildren, and 1 great grandchild she still gives all the grandchildren money during birthdays and holidays but has a rule, once your married your cut off from the presents list. :) she gives me more money than any other of her grandchildren. This woman has spent her whole life caring, raising and loving.


    This guy is in his late 80's and has lost the plot over time. He sleeps 17 hours a day and when his awake he has a OCD thing about the doors being unlocked so every hour when his awake he does a few rounds of the house making sure all doors are locked and that the computers off and all the un-used lights are off as well. he used to watch sale of the centuary and he didnt know what was ever going on he just liked to watch peoples scores go up and down, but when they took that off the air the tv became usless to him.

    Ok so share some stories, about your grandparents.....tell us about them. are they homies, or are they absolute dicks? i know mr.yuck has a few funny stories to share.

    BOZACK Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 999 Likes Received: 0
    when my great grandmother was in a nursing home, she used to fake seizures and dizzy spells all the time cos she liked the drugs the nurses gave her. she was quite the troublemaker.
  3. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Yeah, I only have my mum's parents left. They had 8 children, and fuck knows how many grandchildren there are. Plus there's a couple great grandchildren thrown in for good measure. They're the coolest, nicest, and at times trippiest people, all you have to say to my grandad is hello and he just talks for hours. Plus his war stories are fucking killer.....

    It's just too bad I only get to see them every few years. I hope I get to see them again before they're gone.
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    my mum's parents are the dopest humans to ever walk the earth. raised 15 children, have at least 60+ grandchildren (more on the way) asd about 10+ great grandchildren (more on the way). they're the nicest kindest most selfless people on earth.

    my father's mother on the other hand is completely bonkers. you will never get a word in edge-ways with her. ever. she talks sooooo much, falls asleep at really random times (even mid-conversation) and does the loudest farts i've ever heard.
  5. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    My grandparents are the best people,on my dads side i only got a grandpa tho,grandma died when my dad was like 9 years old,but gramps is pure thug,he has a bunch of false teeth,hes missin like 2 fingers,has a 3rd grade education,worked on a farm all his life,but hes still a smart,funny and great guy,he lives in Kansas soo i never see em,but my moms parents are the nicest people in the world,the love gettin drunk,all the family get togethers are at their crib,n if they didnt listenin to classical music they would be thugs,g-ma drives a cadi...and they both make perverted jokes that old people shouldnt be talkin about,Soo yea..no doubt I love my grandparents alot..Theyre just great people.
  6. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    My Grandpa farts all the time, and thinks nothing of it.
    He is awesome. :lol:
  7. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    thats gold!

    hahahah i love crazy old people! tell us some things that she says? i working at a nursing home one day amd we were having a "quiz night" (at 2 in the afternoon, which is late for them considering they get up around 5:30) and this lady who kept falling asleep wakes up randomly and goes:

    "we used to have pet wallabies, a dog and a cat...and they all lay amongst each other"

    then she fell asleep for no joke another 30 seconds wakes up again and goes "on the mat"
  8. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    I have one grandmother left, my dads' mom. She is 93 years old, and acts like she is 60. She stood in line for a Britney Spears autogrpah for me and my sisters, for reaosns I have no clue of. She came off the boat from ireland. She is JUST starting to lose her memory, which is amazing, shes 93 and still goes out and shops all the time. I hope i get that longevity gene.
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    never had a chance to meet them
  10. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 999 Likes Received: 0
    oh yes i forgot this one....this same great grandmom had a birthday party at said nursing home and i went with my family. she got her birthday cake and was all excited and started eating it VERY SLOWLY. then she'd forget it was there. then 15 minutes later she'd look down and see the cake and get all excited like "oh! birthday cake! how nice!" and start eating it again. this process was repated over a span of almost 2 hours.
  11. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    I only had 3 to start with, lost my grandmother and my Nana, Nana was the bomb... Papa doesn't like me or something, haven't heard from him in a few years...
  12. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    My only grandma left is pretty cool.. she chills.. except the fact that whenever i visit her, she insists 8pm is bedtime. THen i have to sit in the dark in achair for about3 or 4 hours till im tired.. not very fun times..
  13. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    Without a doubt, grandparents are the whip.

    Not only are grandpas almost ALWAYS the wittiest,
    most consistantly on-point motherfuckers they've
    also got some knowledge to drop when you least
    expect it. Words like a motherfucker when it
    comes to women.

    Grandma's are like moms times a thousand...
    giving when you tell them not to be, cook the
    bomb grub, will help you out anytime you're
    in a jam for a hug and a kiss.

    The best is when they make fun of each other
    like old friends, someday I want a girl I can
    trade blows with like that... maybe when I'm 60.
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i honestly would not know where to start. you prolly know i've been overseas for a few years. i roll up at her place xmas 02 on a 3 week stay and she's all "how have you been?". i get about 2 sentences into telling her what's been going on and then she just cuts right in and begins to tell me everything that's happened to her since the minute i left until the minute i arrived. i sat there for 5 hours straight listening to her talk. keep in mind i only arrived after a 24 hour flight at 7 am that morning and hadn't slept since i left dublin and had the most insane jet lag in history. thank god my brain wasn't working or i would have slapped her.
  15. Fuck Ya'll

    Fuck Ya'll Member

    Joined: Nov 24, 2003 Messages: 601 Likes Received: 0
    Too bad all my grandparents are dead.