Tyler Durden Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 (on aim.....) the gooch: i'll read you a real poem the gooch : that i wrote after my ex and i broke up tyler d: oh please. tyler d: PLEASE. tyler d: lets see this shit..... the gooch: keep in mind i was like 19 or 20 tyler d: dude i dont care just send me this shit. the gooch: i never trusted you from the start, your forked tongue manipulated the truth to continue the ruse. there were nights i cried till blood ran from my eyes like the rain that flooded noah's world. god told him to gather his beasts, two of each, i just have one, locked down inside my heart. ready, to rip you to tiny pieces. your warm blood i imagine would cause orgasm as it ran down my face. your voice would no longer peck at my brain like a crow picking roadkill tyler d: "your warm blood i imagine would cause orgasm as it ran down my face." tyler d: did you REALLY think that would IMPRESS her? tyler d: thats like restraining order shit. tyler d: hahahaha the gooch: this was like the i am sitting in my car accross from your house waiting for you to come home type shit the gooch: i can write a poem about the countless nights that i did that ladies. we have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 that's right bitch! and to think we were almost roomies......:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by Tyler Durden , to rip you to tiny pieces. how sweet. :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 NOTHING WILL EVER BEAT THE AIM SEX CHAT INVOLVING A HAMMER AND THE BACK OF A SKULL SHUT UP CORPSES DONT TALK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Gooch, I think Im afraid to chill with you now... sorry... :D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 If that doesn't get her back, I don't know what will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by gatita Gooch, I think Im afraid to chill with you now... sorry... :D ;) :o :lol: what can i say, i was an angry guy when i was younger. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted August 10, 2004 Author Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 NOTHING WILL EVER BEAT THE AIM SEX CHAT INVOLVING A HAMMER AND THE BACK OF A SKULL SHUT UP CORPSES DONT TALK. dude find that and repost. that was some of my better work..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE If that doesn't get her back, I don't know what will actually she is married now and we are friends. so it's all good. except for the shrine i have of her in my closet....hahaha j/k j/k :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 how can a guy that had the Feather hairdo going on be so angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 i feel so violated now. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 :o I have written some morbid shit like that about ex girlfriends. But all those pieces of papers are gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by Tyler Durden dude find that and repost. that was some of my better work..... That shits long and gone man, the old computer crashed. I lost a lot of the good shit. But yo son, I still gots them 2 keys. ya hurd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 i guess we all have our shining moments. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 gooch and TD must make one hell of an interesting duo to hang out with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by MrChupacabra gooch and TD must make one hell of an interesting duo to hang out with. When TD isnt giving you this creepy ass look or giggling like a maniacal school girl, he's a pretty punk rawk dude to hang out with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 i look forward to my 3 week vacation which is coming up as of 8/13, tyler and i are planning quality events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 oh yes, one of you two get at me about that one quality event that involved baby oil and a wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 I just attempted to reach over and grab a pen but all i succeeded in doing was slapping a spoon out of the bowl of icecream that is sitting in front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 oh yes, one of you two get at me about that one quality event that involved baby oil and a wall. you have my email, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Do it via the knightbats shit on myspace. I dont think I have le gooch's email... OR you could do it through PM on that OTHER site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 already done on myspace. get at me through there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 TD is going next week? Thats marvelous. I hope Im not the only chick in the car, hearin bout ripping girls heads off and orgasming blood and shit. Itll be like that episode of Tiny Toons.. okay Im going to stop there cause I shouldnt remember Tiny Toons episodes. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by gatita TD is going next week? Thats marvelous. I hope Im not the only chick in the car, hearin bout ripping girls heads off and orgasming blood and shit. Itll be like that episode of Tiny Toons.. okay Im going to stop there cause I shouldnt remember Tiny Toons episodes. :D that's ok, remember the one that was supposed to be at woodstock. oh wait that was animaniacs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted August 10, 2004 Author Share Posted August 10, 2004 wait....who IS going to this shindig? i've been under the impression that its goochbitch and myself...fill a nigga in next time if he's driving. ima go rent myself up a uhaul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 :huh?: I think I am? But Ill be there for entertainment purposes only. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 This is the hodown at Fame we're talking about right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 yeah right you just wrote that last week... pfft;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 that sounded so medieval! and wtf is this: "your warm blood i imagine would cause orgasm as it ran down my face" crazy gooch...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by MrChupacabra gooch and TD must make one hell of an interesting duo to hang out with. Kinda Like.... Captain Willard and Lance at the end of Apocalypse Now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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