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the girl across the street

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by kodak, Jul 18, 2002.

  1. kodak

    kodak Member

    Joined: Feb 17, 2002 Messages: 491 Likes Received: 0
    across the street from me lives this FINE girl. i just recently found out she lived there. we started talking as friends. theres different levels of friends in my situation.
    1...strangers
    2...neighbor friends
    3...close friends
    4...dating friends
    5...lovers
    right now our relationship is like between 2 and 3. can anyone help me out on what i should do to get further in our relationship. i dont wanna screw things up because then im gonna have weirdness with her and she just lives right across the street.
     
  2. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Break into her bedroom at night and take pictures....

    You'll be in, man, I can feel it.....
     
  3. kodak

    kodak Member

    Joined: Feb 17, 2002 Messages: 491 Likes Received: 0
    good idea but i need something practical
     
  4. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Use a ladder.....
     
  5. girl-lies

    girl-lies Junior Member

    Joined: May 10, 2002 Messages: 199 Likes Received: 0
    show her your dick, chances are its small, she wont be intimidated and you two will fall in love.. mmmmm gravy and biscuits.
     
  6. kodak

    kodak Member

    Joined: Feb 17, 2002 Messages: 491 Likes Received: 0
    r u sure this is gonna work?
     
  7. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    i hate to break it to you but if your between 2 and 3 your in the "gay friend" zone....have fun listening to her talk about her drunken abusive boyfriend....:D
     
  8. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    knock on her door and ask if shes allowed to come out to play.
     
  9. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
    make the moves...

    if you get turned down, then ask her if she's at least down to be fuck buddies...

    can't go wrong with that.

    :D
     
  10. CAPS

    CAPS Member

    Joined: Oct 23, 2001 Messages: 658 Likes Received: 0
    Hit her in the mouth and say , "Pizza? I coulda had pizza at work. I come home and all you made was pizza?"

    If she laughs, your in.

    If she calls the cops your still in 'cause every girl love her "man" when he goes up.


    Just me.
     
  11. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    im with dr.d on this one..
     
  12. mr c

    mr c Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 9, 2002 Messages: 173 Likes Received: 0
  13. kodak

    kodak Member

    Joined: Feb 17, 2002 Messages: 491 Likes Received: 0
    come on guys. im being serious. i already tried all these things. i need some practical shit.
     
  14. socrates

    socrates Guest

    Alchohal, it's been getting ugly people like you laid since 1869:p
     
  15. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    will you go out with me?circle yes or no.. that works
     
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